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Invent a sex act

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I believe Ive invented a new sex act.

I call it 'shit stroking'.

Explanation:

There is a thin wall of tissue between a females rectal cavity and her vaginal cavity. Stick forefinger in her bum and thumb in her vagina and rub forefinger and thumb together to check this for yourself. During double peno it is known the other penis adds tightness and friction for your benefit.

NOW, what if the female has a rectum chock full of shit? This would push on adding tightness pressure and friction against any penis in said females vagina. The penis is differently sensative so instead (once again) use a finger to test this. Insert a finger (or several) into vagina and rub along the floor vaginal wall. You will feel a number of bumps. These are NOT shits. These are the females tailbones (probably). However, anything else you feel is likely a shit. Thus, if youre GF is constipated her vagina will likely be a lot tighter. Enjoy.

CHALLENGE:

Posters to invent their own unique (as possible) sex acts.
 
Have you and your lady board a Saturn 5 rocket with the premise of flying around the Earth at 24,000 mph, high orbit. Take a vacation in your bathroom sized capsule and watch thee world below you in its splendor, taking time to note the coalescing plankton forming coral reefs a bountiful merge of symbiotic life (yes, you can see large bodies of merged plankton from space), and the the Great Wall of China a building designed to keep other life forms the fuck out of their country.


Compare and contrast these two. Write an essay if you feel you are like the abundance of coral reef spreading to find a utopian paradise biologically suited to meet all little planktons desires equally , or if you are the Great Wall, and would rather not have your shit stolen.

Finally, mate and give birth to baby. Name her 'Zoe." With all that travelling around the Earth at such high speed, ZOE was now born 0.0012 seconds into the future!!!!

Congratulations!!!!
 
A buffathon - where as many hot women have sex with mr.buffnstuff over the course of 24 hours!
 
Lysis said:
Edvard, make it funny if you're going to troll or cut it out.
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That was awesome, he managed to mention the Lorentz factor of time dilation as a result of being an inertial frame of reference with a high proper displacement relative to the Earth observer frame!

It's cooler then your posts.
 
It might already exist, but what about the oral retrieval of cream cheese (or, for vegans and the lactose-intolerant, peanut butter) from the anus? Like, fill it up with as much creamy goodness as will fit, then chow down.8o

What about nasal sex? Full nasal penetration might be hard at first, but if people can stretch their piercing holes that far, I bet that they could work on their nostrils too.

I feel that there is danger that someone is going to tell me that the two ideas above already exist. However, there is one I am certain I invented. I call it "Zaborgulation". It involves the simultaneous release of all bodily fluids.
(Including blood, bile, black bile, phlegm, semen, etc.). It might be an interesting part of masturbation (though I haven't yet tried it).
 
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Do you plan to release like cerebrospinal fluid and vitreous humor too? That sounds like some REALLY heavy kink if so.

So like, I was thinking how awesome it would to get a chick, and hire a neurosurgeon in a 3rd world country to do an operation to take out her eye, expand the optic foramen in diameter and remove enough brain tissue behind the optic chasm as to enable the accommodation a penis without it being fatal, and then just literally skull fuck her full force.

I call it getting brain.
 
hire a neurosurgeon in a 3rd world country to do an operation to take out her eye, expand the optic foramen in diameter and remove enough brain tissue behind the optic chasm as to enable the accommodation a penis without it being fatal, and then just literally skull fuck her full force. I call it getting brain.
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I've often wondered whether it was possible to surgically bisect the penis along its transverse plane and preserve the capacity to attain and maintain erection. If so, there would no longer be any question as to which particular orifice you were inclined to penetrate.

Not sure if this counts as a 'sex act' proper, though. If so, I'd call it The Hydra.
 
Gloeeking - The act of sticking multiple sharpies up your pooper and exploding them all out in a single, immensely powerful shart.
 
How about rupturing someone's belly button and proceeding to shag fuck into them!? Where does the belly button actually go to? I dont know but when my order of surgical spirit and scalpels arrive I'll report back!
 
P A said:
I've often wondered whether it was possible to surgically bisect the penis along its transverse plane and preserve the capacity to attain and maintain erection. If so, there would no longer be any question as to which particular orifice you were inclined to penetrate.

Not sure if this counts as a 'sex act' proper, though. If so, I'd call it The Hydra.
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Wow Id be inclined to think that is possible if done right.
Two penises!

Who would choose that assuming it could be done assuming you could have two penises in whatever configuration no side effects fully functional?

I'm not entirely sure I would but then again Im not sure I would not.
 
The sumo smash--

While fucking your girl doggystyle you blindfold her and when shes jist about to cum a sumo wrestler switches places with you, picks her up still in the doggystyle position with his cock now inserted, and smashes her head thru the walll

I didnt make this next one up but it deserves to be said for those who havent heard of it

The tony danza- while fucking your girl doggystyle you ask her whos the boss? When she said you are you hit her in the back pf the head and say "tony danzas the boss, show the man some respect"..... a couple mins later u continue fucking her and ask her whos the boss again. Wjen she says tony damza you hit her in the back of the head even harder and say thats for thinking about another man while im fucking you

Oh amd then theres the charrizard, while fucking ur girl missionarywhen youre right about to cum you light her pubes on fire, put it out with your cum and then flail your arms around shouting "you dont have enough badges to train me bitch"

I didnt make the last one up either but it deserved mention
 
And btw still P A are you talking about dick splitting? Cuz that exists you know google it, i forget how its done but its possible to split it

Fucking nastu if you ask me, piercings are as extreme as im going im not sure what nasty bitch would enjoy mutated split dick but i prob dont want a piece of her
 
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