"Im such a junkie/tweaker/stoner/crackhead...."

[Jimmy the Gun]

^nice :D

I trip enough to actually enjoy psytrance.

My boss pulled out his ganja and started blazing in front of me on my first day...I'm such a stoner

At least he asked me if I minded him hitting the tweak pipe

 

[Khadijah]

Hippie flipper, unacceptable

there gotta be SOME creativity

aint yall ever heard of "yo momma smoke so much crack..." ?

come on yall dont knwo know how to exaggerate? you can do it when youre telling for REAL about how much drugs you do but you cant come up with anything as outlandish when youre ALLOWED to lie? lol

 

[Cyrus]

Im such a druggie I take something other than tylenol for my mild headaches.