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if you could give dealers advice ,what would u tell them

your not cool......people only pretend to like you.......be on fucking time
 
I would say THANK YOU and KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

My "dealers," (plus comme amigos) all two of them, are extremely reliable and not shy with the phone.

Then again, I only have to utilize a few people at most to get what I want, whenever I want.
 
Be on time and give me some details if its gonna be an extra 30 minutes ya know. And if i hand my money to you dont fucking hand it to anyone else or its on your ass. Also dont charge a different price one week of the same product that was cheaper the week before.
 
When I buy a 1/4 or a half , I dont want my smoke in shity ten, 1g gram bags, I want a bag with 7g in it......simple, I wish!!!
 
Know about the shit you're peddling. Where it came from, what its chemical composition is, how to run a simple reagent test, what the LD50 is, what not to mix it with, etc..

Essentially, give a shit about your job. This is what you do. Be an expert.
 
yep answering the phone and arriving when you say you will - are the top complaints me thinks!
 
Damien said:
Get a new job.


Sure, maybe the first time, even the second. I'm sure it gets old after 20 or so phone calls. Why pay money for minutes when you know that you're not going to have any coming in?
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Well most phone plans unlimited incoming calls haha:D
 
^ Ah, I was not aware. I still wouldn't pick up. :D I was probably a drug dealer in my past life as I'm quite fond of them and procrastination and time management are probably my biggest weaknesses in life.
 
make sure ur molly is actully mdma ok jesus crist i got amt as molly one time. lol

dont sell if ur a dumbass ur just gunna get ppl in troble, if u dont know wut ur talking about then dont give advice, and quit selling/buying pipe pills for real ,
 
Herbal~Jah said:
I believe its called BPT ( Black People Time ) when it comes to 'those' kinda drugs ;).
Basically:
"I'll be there in 15mins" = about 30-40mins
"Yo, I'm pulling in right now, I'm just at the red light across the street" = "I'm finally on my way now and just left my house." (basically anywhere b/w 10-25mins).


(PS - I am not racist, its just a joke, geez)
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nonono its cpt (colored people time) its funny c'mon yall,
 
^ hah, that reminds me of a friend that would always weigh out his cannabis bags .1-.3 over whatever weight someone was buying as a rule. Probably more on larger sacks. When someone called him out on it he would tell them that he would weigh it out for them but if it was over he was taking the extra. Not many people called him out on it. Nobody did twice. :D
 
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^thats awesome. If a ball is like .1 short I'll let it slide but i got shorted half a gram once and the dude tried telling me my scale was off. I showed up at dudes place with my scale and it weighed the exact same on his and my scales. He got pissed walked out of the room I walked out of his house with an extra gram.

Ended up being really stomped on anyway. Haven't talked to the dude since.
 
Customer service is obvious. If I ever sold drugs I'd only do it to close friends. 2-3 people max.

It aint a business and you won't make mad money but if you treat people right and only sell to friends your chance of getting snitched on are a lot slimmer. Consistent cash over long term is way better over big money short term.

IMHO if you don't wanna get busted treat people right and deal with good people and hopefully they'll return the favor.
 
For the hundredth time on this thread... FUCKING BE ON TIME or something close to it.... not an hour or two or three later.
 
HYDRO_CHRONIC said:
what would u tell them they need improvment on ,size of there product? ,quality?
there "work" ethics HAHA

thing that burns me is comunication,TELL me if your out ,dont want my money,whatever just talk to me!! just dont NOT answer the fuckin phone
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I agree, that's annoying as hell. However, I do understand why many of the more "big time" drug dealers often do that: people are generally calling them NON-STOP, literally. Often times drug dealers simply CAN'T both answer all their phone calls & deal to people simultaneously.



What I really, really hate is when drug dealers say they'll be somewhere in like 10 minutes & end up not being there for like four hours. They'd have to deal with a shit ton less calls if they just said right away that it would probably be a few hours, or if they don't know when they'll be there to just say that they don't know & will call you when they do.
 
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