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if you could give dealers advice ,what would u tell them

Invest in stocks instead of dope. Oh and don't use so much that by the time I get there you've done my dope. Other than that I could care less they are in my life for 5 seconds out of the day.
 
what would u tell them they need improvment on ,size of there product? ,quality?
there "work" ethics HAHA

thing that burns me is comunication,TELL me if your out ,dont want my money,whatever just talk to me!! just dont NOT answer the fuckin phone

be honest with your customers and treat them well.

if it's supposed to be a 1/2 gram it should be a half gram etc

if you do good honest business your customers they will be good faithful customers (if you rip them off they're likely to set you up)

"it takes an honest man to live outside the law":)
 
when i was heavy in the scene i tried to make a point to atleast try to get to know every dealer i dealt with on a semi-personal level

there was one young (17-19) year old i used to fuck with and you could tell he was at odds with how his life was supposed to turn out (i guess because i was young for a user he confided in me quite a bit, mostly about always getting arrested and how he would most likely end up in the fed junt (federal pen) to the point where he would jump in my car, sell me my bags, sit there and kick the shit with me while i got off and talk to me about his life while i was sitting and nodding and i would try my hardest to tell him things i thought he wanted to hear)

in the end, with most of these people, and i hate to be a dick about it, about the only thing you can tell them is

"change the color of your skin and stop breaking the law"


any dealer i encounter that doesnt confide in me for whatever reason and he is content with how his is life is going, fuck him, he doesnt need advice, he knows his place in life.


and yeah i have tried to tell dealers to wake up in the morning earlier to get more money etc but bottom line is you cant tell these people anything, you are in their palm, you listen to them, not the other way around.
 
and to the people saying "just tell me this, tell me that, answer your phone"


im coming from the heroin dealers, there have been plenty of times i have heard "im right around the corner" (they tell you that to keep the business if you think they are coming you wont go out and look for another connect) only to wait another hour for the hook up. you are on their time, they dont give a fuck about you, they care about money. like i said in my other post YOU ARE IN THEIR PALM, not the other way around.


if you have a dealer that gives a fuck about being somewhere on time (or anywhere around it) congrats, you just found someone who just got into the game so enjoy it because it wont last.


if i could have one trait for any dealer it would "honesty" just be honest with me. if you are going to be an hour, tell me its gonna be an hour, if you dont have anything, tell me, dont tell me that you are "in the lab" or "tryna put something together", jesus, if you are knee deep in pussy just fucking tell me, trust me im not going to bitch that you arent hopping out of some snatch to come drop off my packs.

yo yep, an honest drug dealer is what i want for XMAS
 
^ 5 seconds?! You must have one of those mythical "on time" drug dealers. ;)

Yes on time drug dealers are a breed as rare as unicorns, the trick is to find an old head who doesn't even pretend to have other shit to do during the day. Instead most are college kids like me, except they say they are in class or studying as an excuse to be late when we all know the only thing they are doing is getting high and playing PS3,

I only have one unicorn in the stable, the rest are as shitty as everyone elses dealers. I meant 5 seconds like I don't chill with them. Damien don't tell me your one of those guys who acts nice and hangs around dealers for the rare time they might give you an extra little bit of dope as a "friend" hookup ;).
That's the other thing I hate about dealers, they usually have somebody hanging around them that is essentially a lapdog.

/end rant/
 
"Yes, the more you cut it the more product you have to sell and therefore the more money you make - but this is short-term profit. If you were smart you'd provide a steady, higher quality product to attract and maintain a larger customer base - therefore increasing not only your long-term profit but your product's reputability."
 
^ Not only that, but you will get better clientele, who will want to protect you as a valuable source.
 
Know about the shit you're peddling. Where it came from, what its chemical composition is, how to run a simple reagent test, what the LD50 is, what not to mix it with, etc..

Essentially, give a shit about your job. This is what you do. Be an expert.

^This

And to add to that, have a tester for drugs like heroin and coke. I understand that most dealers don't do hard drugs, and thats a good thing, but alteast have a reliable person to test it out.
 
Answer your goddamn phone and just tell me straight up what's going on. You know I'm understanding and loyal. Also, stop treating me like your average fuckin' customer, especially when I know your family and you know mine.
 
Eh, unfortunately dealers aren't exactly in the business to be compassionate or to have to work hard. To them they know that if they say they'll be there in just a couple of minutes, that you'll get there and 90% of the time will stay there until whenever it is that they arrive. And even if they know that having someone not answer the phone is the shittiest thing in the world they mostly just don't give a shit...at all.

Basically the way that I look at it is that dealers are willing to abuse/neglect you as much as they possibly can as long as you don't get so pissed off that you go find someone else...which I guess is my advice to dealers. Even if they don't give a shit, by just going out of your way a little bit to make sure you answer your phone or get to someplace somewhat quickly you can get a huge edge. I'm not sure about other people here, but I'm actually willing to pay a fair amount more to deal with someone that I know for a fact is absolutely going to come through and won't leave me hanging for a long time.
 
I would tell them to tell the fuckin truth about how long it's gonna be. Everytime you talk to them on the phone, they always say 10-15 minutes. It always ends up being way longer, sometimes hours. I think they do it so you think you're about to get your shit so you don't bother going to someone else. It pisses me off though. Sometimes i just act like I'm still gonna buy from them and get it from someone else, just to piss them off. When they call me like 2 hours later I'm like, sorry man, you suck at life. Thank god dope dealers never pulled that shit on me. I would never have waited 2 hours for my fix of H, they would lose custos like mad if they pulled that shit. It's always the weed dealers that are too high and stupid to tell the truth
 
Damien don't tell me your one of those guys who acts nice and hangs around dealers for the rare time they might give you an extra little bit of dope as a "friend" hookup
nah. That's part of the reason I don't do as many drugs these days; I can't keep up with the network. Most people start looking for their stuff at the beginning of the day, I give myself a month lead time lol
 
And please guys, deliver, I don't want to go to your house.

Are you kidding me?

Unless you're only selling drugs that would and does get very annoying. You're buying illegal drugs, not getting a pizza from Dominos.


Geeze I hate waiting too, but this thread is kind of whiny at points. :p
 
How important are these qualities in a dealer (rank them)

Inquiring minds want to know how important each of these qualities are to you when deciding who your dealer is. Rank them on a scale of 1-10 in importance.

The qualities are:

A.) Punctuality - the degree to which you can trust a dealer to pick up the phone, return a missed call, show up on time at an agreed upon time.

B.) Consistency of Supply - how often a dealer has what you need; this has to do with his or her ability to accurately fill inventory.

C.) Price - self-explanatory.

D.) Quality - How good the product is.

Here are my ratings on a scale of 1-10, with 10 meaning "Deal breaker important" and 1 meaning "Couldn't care less."

Punctuality - 6
I'm willing to forgive misjudging of time to a degree, but I might stop buying from someone who repeatedly is full of shit when they say 5 minutes and it really means 45.

Consistency of Supply - 9
I don't especially love Wal Mart, but the truth of the matter is that they will always have the hygiene product I'm looking for - so they're always first on my list. A dealer is the same way. If he's always got it, then he'll probably get 90% of my business.

Price - 7
A low price will justify extra time spent on acquisition, but a lack of consistency in supply can mean goodbye to a dealer.

Quality - 8
I've never run into anyone who does this for a living but carries terrible quality on a regular basis. Consistency of supply is more important than whether or not it is always "the shit." But I know that once quality starts to slip repeatedly, I'll be shopping for someone else regardless of price.
 
A.) Punctuality - 7. Picking up phone calls isn't as much of an issue because I have a lot of different connects I can call; however, meeting up with someone who is constantly 10-15min late drives me mad.

B.) Consistency of Supply - 5. once again, I have a lot of connects I can call, but the one's who are most consistent get the first calls.

C.) Price - 10. cheapest opiate/benzo man get's my money and i hit up a few people and compare unless the first guy i call has a killer deal. i am my own weed man :)

D.) Quality - 3. i'm buying pharms so it's consistent. only things are m-blocks vs. v-cuts, etc.
 
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