If we advertised drugs v2

[PsychoKitten]

Looking through the archives today I came across this thread and figured it would be nice to see the creative minds here come up with some slogans.

So, like Airwalk said in that thread, imagine drugs are legal and you’re an ad exec vying for an account, what slogans would you present for your drug of choice?

 

[centipedeboy]

Its a start

"Oh what a feeling"... (insert picture of scattered person)...... "Blue Toyotas"

 

[KemicalBurn]

Reality sucks? Create you own.

 

[rm1x]

Not mine but I thought it'd be funny to post anywho

 

[aunty establishment]

Ecstasy - Take two and call EVERYONE in the morning.

 

[Urbanhog]

oxycontin - OXY-POWER! Makes annoying pains crystal white clean again!

 

[PsychoKitten]

^^^ haha I like that one! It's oh so true

edit - meant for aunty establishment

 

[JayB]

Seratonin - Love, Clubs & Two Dialated Pupils...
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Released by the Department of MDMA...

 

[Sllip]

Crack Cocaine - For the man who wants to clean out his life.
LSD - Because it all makes sense.

 

[tnargus]

Ecstacy - e-e-easy (sung to the Clive Peters ad jingle)
LSD: Seeing is believing

i'll think of more when my brain aint fried

 

[Sllip]

Nangs - Now I remember...

or

Nangs - Because your've had them before.

 

[Raz]

Ecstasy - Take two and call EVERYONE in the morning.

That's my favourite so far...

 

[-Thoth]

Ever wanted to be free from your job, material posessions, and real world responsibilities? Dial 1800 H-E-R-O-I-N

 

[error745]

Crystal- keeps you going, and going, and going...

 

[`eternity-dre]

*sings* im a little g-whore short and stout.. here is my plunger now watch me blow out!

also: ecstacy - feel the rythum (cant remember the product)

 

[.dR spgeddi]

meth.
helps you get off for work in the morning.

 

[syntech]

G - for when alcohol just isnt disgraceful enough

 

[syntech]

oooh oooh ooh!!!

G, E, K = GACK

 

[.dR spgeddi]

k
get the hole feeling.

 

[onetwothreefour]

^^^ rofl :D

dxm - for when you *really* need to get rid of that cough