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If we advertised drugs v2

^^^
lol I like the heroin and GHB ones...

Here's another one - it's not entirely original:

Not enough pep? Have ice in your coke - the new fad!
 
Its already been said but:

Intravenous Crystal Meth - Because Espresso is for wimps :D
 
Murderous Rampage? Think PcP

Weed; The forth point on the triangle of life.

Weed; Because reasons are way too hard

GHB makes the world go round. And round. And round.
 
Is your marriage slowly dying? Having trouble communicating with ur partner? Lost that warm, loving feeling? Try MDMA... puts the magic back into marriage
 
I was driving past a servo other day it had a big sign said:

ICE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ICE! and it had a picture of a madly looking grinning face under the sign....

I just had to laugh when I saw that.
 
Crystal Meth - the formula for concentration to a more successful work life!

worked for me > 10 yrs ago but of course had to give it up.

obtained some for same reason a few days ago but hope i will throw it away ( haven't tried it ).
 
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You too can look like this, all with the help of K.


And I really was on K when they did this to me.
 
nangs...
because 100% of pastry chefs agree you can never have to much whipped cream, cream whipped, whipped cream, cream whipped, whipped whipped whipped whipped whi---eeEEKK...POP!
 
First up with a new product

We were the first to put CO2 in a drink for fizz-a-nauts

We were the first to put Nitrogen in a drink for astronauts

And now we are the first to put Nitrous in a drink for psychonauts


New NANG-COLA

...just remember to breathe while you drink 8(




STOP PRESSSoon to be released. Rolla Cola, The New Ecstasy spiked brown ail
 
Susie lost 18 kilos in 19 days when she joined our new MDMA program here at weight watchers ...
 
phase_dancer said:
Just Out Olde Ecstasy SUX Packs. Take a trip back in time to when having an E was more like a game of Russian Roulette.

Each pack contains:

3 X regular MDMA tablets of varying dosage and purity (20-130mg)

1 X tablet of a completely unknown psychoactive chemical

1 X tablet containing MDMA/Ketamine/speed mix

1 x free appointment with the psychiatrist of your choice

NOTE: appointment may be cashed in as a deposit on your next SUX pack

;)
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^^^^
This is very funny.
:)
 
We could always visit "our favourite corner of the earth" in a new Honda MDX

Has anyone else seen that ad?
 
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