If we advertised drugs v2

[aunty establishment]

Methamphetamine - Whenyouabsolutelypositivelyhavetobethereovernight.

 

[diegoblunt]

If we advertised drugs.....people would still change the channel.

"PCP - Another reason why the Red Sin really is your ticket to freedom.

"Crack-Cocaine - As used by Tim Shaw on Demtel."

 

[.dR spgeddi]

^ cocaine
but wait, there's more... isnt there?

 

[kryalkastleE]

^^^
a set of six free muzza tops and an arrogant attitude with every point sold

 

[Airwalk]

Fuck me, one of my posts made it a version 2. Best contibute again.

2ct2
Now with the extra twist

 

[funluvingurl]

Does the world seem a little foggy to you?
Want to see everything just that lttle bit clearer?
Try...........Meth!

 

[funluvingurl]

speed - just do it - faster!

does that work? or is it only me?? I could do this all day

 

[josh_nexus]

K - Motor skills getting you down?.... Fuck em!!

K; Jump in.... the waters fine.

Ecstacy; Embracing ridiculous clothing since who knows when!!

Take the E challange.... Read and type your own sms!!

Robo..... I swear to god I just like the taste....

Ice; Just Fuck It!

GHB; Give the Ambos a job

Make your holiday snaps blurry, lewd and of people you dont know with Ecstacy.

Cannabis; because doing stuff sucks.

Make your passport photo even worse with weed!!

Ecstacy; because weird, smell randoms need coversation too!

 

[Whire Rabbit]

Best thread ever!

Here's my contribution: "Pingers, once you pop you can't stop!"

That one about the nangs "because you've done them before" is so spot on it's not funny!

Keep it up!

 

[Jimity]

Not sure if tis been done, maybe in the other thread.

A bump of K, keeps reality at bay.

 

[funluvingurl]

clothes too tight? smoke a crack pipe!

 

[Killing_time]

E... But it all made sense last night

 

[IWoody]

Smile your on ... LSD

 

[Strawberry_lovemuffin]

Meth... Life goes on, Weight comes off.

spoken by Ian Hewittson

 

[M8]

Don't fool yourself....... SPEED thrills!

If you drink, then drop ......... you're a bluury irriort.

Bought to you but the TAC (Tragically Addicted Community)

 

[phase_dancer]

Advertising? May the day never come....

LSD Water: In convenient family and raveparty sizes

STOP PRESS: Now also in the just released, new municipal size! There's no excuse for not getting the town to take notice of you now!

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[Daimo]

I would register a delivery business for all the lazy dope heads.....


GRAMS ON THE GO

 

[.dR spgeddi]

p_d

 

[CrimsonQueen]

Crystal Meth - the formula for concentration to a more successful work life!

Lonely? Looking for Love? Have an ecstasy pill.

 

[Schizo]

Come holiday in beautiful:

Victoria - The Altered State

lol that's one that a select few of you will know already

Ecstasy - Who needs Serotonin anyway?

LSD - Based on a true story.

Meth - Perfect for those who have been told "Jeez man, you talk slow."

Get your jaw muscles in shape with AMPHETAMINES!

Bulbs - Just the one more...

Heroin - When you just really don't give a fuck anymore...

GHB - When you've come down off everything else.