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If drugs were a college, whats your major?

At OCU I majored in converting 80's into dust. And I wish I didn't let that get out, because I actually got sick and tired of chopping my friends pills up into lines.

Oh and at U of H I recieved my PhD in the art of vaporizing tar w/o waste. Again, I regret letting my skills in that area slip. It sucks when you always gotta hold the foil and lighter when your friends sesh. I feel like I'm feeding babies. Very hungry babies.
 
PHD in shotgunning beers from the university of Molson Canadian. Recieved an A+ on the final exam of shotgunning 6 tall cans.
 
My first degree was a BS in Speedballing. I pursued a career in the field, but the work took a great toll on me as a person and I had to change my focus.

I now teach Third-Level Psychedelics with a Ph.D, and I have my Masters in Cannabis Cultivation. I teach nightclasses on Opiate Processing 1 (Basic, beginning from Poppy Cultivation) and often times I will lecture a half-full hall on The Joys of Outdoors Experiences.

I dabble in the field of Psychedelic music and study under Dr. Maynard James Keenan and his wonderful assistants.

And they say old people don't like new music.

Edit: Forgot to add that a man who obtained his Ph.D in Advanced Cone Rolling has told me that he has yet to reach my level of professionalism in the field.

--mic
 
PHD in "sneaking tokes during the night at home part 2"
Major in"cannabis"
minor in "alcoholic part" and "loving a blunt nice and early in the morning"

Vintage i love your college major's, if i was looking for a worker from a college i would definitely give you a scholarship. lol good job
 
Masters in MDMA & psychedelics
Majoring in cuddles and crazy missions
Bachelors in pharmacology
 
Masters in Cannabis, majoring in inhalation and extraction

Advanced Diploma of MDMA specializing in effect enhancing and prolonging MDMA


P.S: great thread by the way lol, next sesh topic for sure :D
 
I'm not majoring in anything,

just minor in every discipline that invovles getting messed up/escaping reality
 
Oh i forgot about the elective i took when i was 14 or so, "Great Excuses for Where You Were At When You Were Really Sneakin Off To Smoke Pot"
 
lacey k said:
I was mad high the other night and chillin w/some people, they were sayin how i roll some good blunts and how i put alot of attention into the shit they call me the blunt queen as a matter of fact, but anyways. i love makin a blunt perfect and get alot of satisfaction outta it. and i said man, in the University of Marijuana, my major is Blunts.
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Lol, they call me paddoking (paddestoel= mushrooms, paddo=mush if I'd have to translate it)

Generally spoken I would be a major in mindexpansion and advocating it and a minor in getting fucked up on a daily basis - minor because I take my sobriety breaks from time to time :D

When I was in fourth grade, me and 2 other kids did a presentation about soft-drugs(=weed) :)
Then we had arguements with our teacher who said alcohol and tobacco are also softdrugs, really retarded thinking about it afterwards. Especially since soft/hard is such a lame categorization :|
Didn't know that at the time, though.
 
Perpetual Indulgence said:
Toxicology and Drug Etiquette - double major.
I keep failing Joint Rolling 101 but I don't give a fuck. I am marrying the prof.
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Okay-That was funny....I don't care who you are....that was fucking funny!!!

I myself hold a Masters in "Granular Substances and Enhanced Breathing Techniques."
Bachelors of Arts in " Cylinder creation and uses."
 
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I have a major in using too much, with a minor in consistently coming up short when trying to find hard drugs.
 
Phd. In Light shows
Major in Marijuana
Bachelor degree in snorting
and a Double Major in Alcohol consumption

P.S.

What extra curricular activities did you all take??
 
B.S. in Hallucinogens and Cannabis with a minor in Inhalants
M.A in Cocaine and Alcohol

Currently offering a graduate seminar: Redemptive Algorithms - Interdisciplinary Approaches To Not Fucking Up. (this course may be repeated over and over and over and over and over for credit)
 
blase deviant said:
I have a major in using too much, with a minor in consistently coming up short when trying to find hard drugs.
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Hey you're doing the same minor as me!

Well its more a major. . oh well.

How much does it suck!
 
sux man every time i try to get into PCP 101, all sessions are filled!

i think im gonna go end up taking PD 450: advanced RCs instead
 
i think i would be majoring in fucking my life up and minoring in screwing my families life up......nah just kidding but not too far off. ill always be a grad of the school of hard knocks
 
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