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If drugs were a college, whats your major?

Gog said:
What about me?

Eight different Phds I wish I had not received. The most regrettable was a class called Dependent Studies In Drug-Induced Mimicry

I got an B, though. Ha, ha, ha.
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well if you had posted before i said that then sure...lol :)

some ppl here didnt read the topic and just read the title, i guess i wasnt really asking what drug your major would be, but what skill related to/part of drug use and abuse would be your minor, in the college of your drug of choice. oh well, some ppl get it thats cool.

things like "Perfect Oxycontin Coating Removal" and "Advanced Bowl Scraping" lol
 
I agree though Lacey, stillbeing's post was hilarious. Despite the mass amounts of meth he seems to take... he remains witty. Excellent.

My Degrees would be

a PhD in acid-induced psycho-babble,
a Master's in hilarious weed rhetoric
and a Bachelor's in ... various skills such as a joint rolling, and sniffing things (???)
 
I'm currently finishing up a bachelors on marijuana as a tool for wiseasserry
 
I've got Ph.D's in DXM-Projectile Vomiting and Weed-...Weed.

I've also got a minor in Basic Drug Study-Not Acting Like a Retard.

Ah yeah, there's also my Bachelor's in Amphetamines-Marathon Masturbation
 
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Psychedelic Studies, minor in Drug Sociology. Cannabis isn't my major; it's my tool to study the other two subjects.
 
I'm going to get a PhD in 'Philosophy and the K-Hole'.

I'm writing my final thesis on 'Making Sense of the K-Hole'. I'm going to try and successfully describe a K-Hole experience :)
 
i also took "Recognizing Pill Imprints" for a good couple years , it was a prerequisite for "Quick and Discreet Medicine Cabinet Browsing" there was alot of field trips in that class to practice my skills.
 
I'm currently taking a course called "Bongs made from not-so-bongish materials" at the University of Cannabis.
 
im an academic overachiever. i would probably double major in psychedellics and opiates, with a minor in alcohol.
 
PhD. in Mdma science . 1 pure Mdma pill able to last for 48 hours with no bad side effects . ( in the prosess of making it ) ...
 
Toxicology and Drug Etiquette - double major.
I keep failing Joint Rolling 101 but I don't give a fuck. I am marrying the prof.
 
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