I Think I Might Have Gotten My Cousin Pregnant This Morning

[Speed King]

. She's a vet at a zoo, and she works the night shift. The best porn/beastiality premise I hope to ever hear.

Did you guys at least take some heavy animal tranquilizers and do it right? Be honest any animals involved?

 

[Speed King]

Are you sure she is not your aunt?

In all seriousness, you say you got her pregnant "this morning". Pregnancy doesn't really work like that. It takes a while to, ah, kick in i guess. Her being 'worried' about being pregnant to her cousin is a legit worry but she wouldn't know yet either way...

Just tell your child he or she was adopted.

You didn't say, was it good? Is her butthole tight?

 

[Hylight]

i'm so sorry

? o fuck​

 

[Speed King]

The family album is the new little black book.

 

[Bagseed]

I hate to say it, but my cousin texted me and is saying she's worried she might be pregnant. It looks like I might be a father.

it would help the quality of this troll piece, if you at least had a basic understanding of a women's cycle...

 

[somnilicious]

Youre a busy guy @LandsUnknown. What with raw dog bathhouse orgies with 20 guys, scat porn, fucking your cousin in zoo enclosures and getting abducted and probed by aliens. Oh, and we can't forget the CBD enemas.

 

[Shady's Fox]

Naah, he isn't busy. He just wants to make it to the grand dome, BOBL. He will, maybe the alien thread was meh but if you work hard enough, you know, just keep the train on the rails.

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

Will your child call you dad or uncle?

The family tree with no branches.

I wonder what the animals thought wile watching. . All those chimps in cages screeching with delight.

When I showed a friend this news article about incest he said that incest is a game the whole family can play.

Slovak Gov't says high number of Roma in "special schools" is due to incest - Romea.cz - Everything about Roma in one place

According to the Slovak Government the disproportionate number of Romani people in "special schools" is due to the fact that incest occurs much

www.romea.cz

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

LU

My death note has free space, you wanna join?

 

[Speed King]

Lol. Dark humor is a beautiful thing.

 

[pofacedhoe]

trollol