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I hate waiting for the postman.

3-4 Days for first class, just plan in advance I guess.

I got a delivery today though at 10am, well before the postman usually arrives, parked on my drive in his very new van and looked very underdressed for winter, I hid, he delivered.
P A R A N O I A.
 
When i was ordering PV I'd sometimes get such bad paranoia that I wouldn't open the package for hours, making sure the 'coast was clear', so that if i did get the anticipated drug squad battering ram through my front door for 1g of PV my thinking was that I could claim that I hadn't ordered it, and that it wasn't for me, and that I was going to 'return to sender'.:\ :sus:
 
yoyo50 said:
over heard women in post office saying they are now scanning like they do in airports and are disposing of alot of parcels, some women was trying to post chocolate and deodorant 8o
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Have worked that job. It's total bollocks. Basically PO workers are taught this script they have to read out to every customer (thanks corporate culture). As if Royal Mail are going to "scan" every fucking item they process. It's all just brainwashing Orwellian bullshit designed to make us scared.

Do not worry fellow BLers, your "letters" be they semi-legal or downright illegal are in very little danger.
 
The big computer scans every piece of mail sent through the system anyway to read your address, im sure? All the new rules are daft anyhow, sending an very innocent gift of aftershave and being completley honest about it? Your going to have to repackage that sir as its no large enough for me to stick this very big hazardous chemicals sign onto it, bastards.
 
The trick is to not be honest about it. I suspect they don't realistically expect you to be and doing so just gives them more work/grief.

Sent haggis and irn bru to the Netherlands last year and had to lie to about 15 questions. Worked.
 
the post office asked me my address to put the returns address on a package when i was posting something, totally legal ofcourse :) i made up an address on the spot for the sake of privacy, then she asked for the postcode and i was fucked.:|

I spose i could have made up a post code, thats not too hard to come up with another 3 digits to follow my area code, i didnt know if they woukld know if it was made up or not though. :\ I told her I'd just moved in and couldnt remember it yet/didnt know it. :sus: Surprisingly she seemed to accept that. She must get a lot of half baked customers lol. 8o I'll have to be better prepared next time. (If there is a next time):o
 
Should have heard the grief I got once trying to send a family pack of crunchie bars to Wyoming US.........Sending a Kg of raw heroin would have probably required less fucking questions.....and they were melted and crushed when they arrived......and it cost a fucking fiver to post......Not a big fan of the post....
 
Argh, I'm getting restless waiting for the postman. No drugs but still the same anticipation!!

Seems to be coming much later than normal with post what with it being close to Christmas now. Not even sure my package will arrive today, first class seems to have been taking 2 days recently but we shall see. Hope I'm not in for another morning of this tomorrow or even Monday too. 8(
 
Is it not more annoying that it is actually possible, like you can buy yourself a guaranteed next day delivery, FORA PRICE. Wonder what would happen if we all did that?

Its all the fucking xmas cards people send, clogging up the system. That and a postmans bag full of padded envelopes. :(
 
waiting on my order from bloody MONDAY
either i'm being ripped, or its just another cock up courtesy of the Royal Fucking Pain in my Arse


there goes my weekend..
 
Feix posted me a DVD from fucking.Scotland (I'm in Newcastle) nearly two weeks ago and I hasn't arrived. My friend in Blackburn posted me a very important letter on Tuesday which hasn't arrived....my new bank card was supposed posted last Monday and that hasn't arrived either.... The fucking bills seem to arrive on though......fucking royal mail!!!!
 
Get down that sorting office and complain!

Sometimes we get a lazy daftie postie (not the usual one, who is ace) who can only be arsed pressing one button out of 6 (if that). We actually managed to catch up with him in the street once and he even admitted it. He said "I don't have time to press every button", even though he had a letter for us. He's lucky he gave us it (and we were heading off on holiday there and then) or we would have gone to the sorting office and kicked up fuck. (Yes, we were waiting for something nice to be delivered, hence our efforts that day.)

Sometimes we get a bunch of letters delivered at once, late, with "no access *date*" written on them, and it's total fabrication cos we know we were in that day. BAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :!
 
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