Folley
Bluelighter
I am way too drunk to get up early and meet family tomorrow 

I'm baked as a cake and drunk as a skunk. This rhyming thing is reminding me why do I pay 40 bucks for cable a month and a can't find the "The Grinch" on any channel. Yet I can find Adam Sandler's "8 Crazy Nights" on MTV all the time. Fuck you Comcast.
Bacardi Superior is a decent spirit but its definitely not a sipping rum. Isn't it crazy how when your a teenager you can swill down 2 buck bottles of wine but when you get a few years older you can't stand the taste of a solid middle shelf rum without a mixer? Time flies. Merry Christmas yall.