Just made a herbal concoction with a few scoops of nutmeg, cinnamon, powdered cloves, ginger, parsley, caraway seeds, valerian root, l theanine, taurine, honey, black pepper, cayenne pepper, instant coffee, a ton of pure vanillin, a whole vanilla bean, almond extract, mint leaf, ginseng root, kratom, maybe a gram of weed, saffron, green tea, black tea and maybe a few other things that caught my eye in the spice cabinet.
I put all this in a blender, added everclear until it was level with top of mush then added a big splash of lemon juice and maybe 2 cups of bottled water , blended it into a viscous liquid and covered it and let it sit for 2hours.
I then brought whole milk to a boil and added this to the blender and added a good splash of olive oil as well. I let this sit for 45 minutes give or take then filled a coffee mug up and covered and microwaved it for 30 seconds.
Then I stirred it so all the stuff settled on the bottom would swirl around and I chugged it in several big gulps. I repeated this process with 3 more coffee mugs making sure to eat all the disgusting powder at the bottom.
I had also taken a 40 mg Prozac in the morning, an Excedrin, a multivitamin, a Benadryl and 60mg DXM along with coffee and tea
After drinking that I took a long shower, got the fire going in the wood stove, downloaded the top ten minimal techno songs recommended by beatport, smoked a big cigar and am currently writing this.
I already feel pleasant but usually nutmeg takes a few hours to kick in and all the other stuff I'm not sure about. Definitely a lot of phenethylamines, helional/ heliotropin, eugenol, safrole, myristicin, elemicin, cinnamaldehyde, benzaldehyde, caffeine etc. and who knows what reactions took place during preparation not to mention metabolites and interactions between MAOI's, SSRI's etc.
I'll report back in a while and let y'all know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck.

