how do i become popular on BL?

How do I become popular?
Stop trying to be popular. Resist cliques. Be honest. Have something interesting to say. Be original. Open up and give your true opinions on subjects that stimulate your brain, don't blow smoke up someones ass, and don't be a sycophant. Don't kiss people's ass, on the board or in chat.
If you do all that and your still not well liked, I suggest blowjobs for the admins/mods, especially the mods in forums you frequent... that always works.
 
If an "old skool" Bluelighter drops by who quit posting six months before you registered, be sure to act like you remember them and lament how things have really gone downhill since they left. False nostalgia will really boost your Q rating!
this is really funny!
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Make sure your agility is above 15, otherwise the Drow cleric will notice you and send drider guards in from the North and East passages. This isn't a problem if you have some fighters or rangers in your party watch these tunnels while a high level magic-user casts delayed blast fireball.
Sorry... had to be done.
 
Originally posted by djwhirlpool:
just wondering...i feel the need to be cool!
you have to sit on here all day and kiss at least 3 different moderators asses ever 2 hours and join in every wank fest in every forum on here
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oh yeah, and in addition to the shades, use the thumbs up too. and put a website in your sig and shamelessly promote it in an entirely different thread and call everyone a cocksucker.
hope that helped.
[ 30 March 2002: Message edited by: ReverendLenny ]
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listen to FA, i was a nobody till i was accepted into the egotistical prick society. and yes, the kandy kid sig will only make you popular in your own head ;)
 
there are kandy kids out there that appreciate me and think i'm cool...well unless they are lying. plus there are ocational "others" that like me too. i'm sure i will never be the coolest bler, but that's because hardly anyone on here has actually met me. if they did i would be the coolest girl in their eyes and that's not joke!
 
Hang Around: Even if nothing you say is of any interest to anybody, ever... people will still say "Yeah, that's DJ Whirlpool, he's been here forever."
Don't make enemies: That doesn't mean you have to make friends with everbody. Just don't piss anyone off. And, if you do... work it out.
Make deeper connections: Make a more personal connection with different bluelighters at different times. Maybe even meet a few.
Start topics: Topic starters names are more visible.
Suck my cock: Duh!
[ 04 April 2002: Message edited by: Blue Lava ]
 
your best bet for popularity is to be someones groupie and put all the "cool" people in your gigantic uber-signature.
Then quote "Human Traffic" and "GO" some more. You'll be a BL Playa. Uhhh yeah. Booyah.
 
being "popular"....or getting a status...is seriously over-rated..I really hope this post is a joke. no offence. But why would you stive to be the "coolest" be yourself..and people will like you for who you are. if they dont ..fuck em!
Jen
 
Now it is time for the advanced suggestions!
  • Pick fights with other people and then play the victim
  • If you are going to stab someone in the back, be sure to always select the sharpest knife!
  • Don't let the flames deter you from self-indulgently monopolozing an entire forum
  • Become aloof and constantly refer to the good old days
  • Make no mistake about it: The rules don't apply to people like you
  • Lament the decline of a forum while simultaneously contributing to its demise
  • Engage in flame wars whenever possible
  • Always giggle at the inside jokes, even when they are surrepticiously ridiculing people such as yourself :(
  • Post schmaltzy self-aggrandizing comments and then plead humility when someone calls "bullshit!"
  • Engage in gossip and never miss an opportunity to slander a fellow Bluelighter behind his/her back
  • Nobody liked the kid who played hall monitor!
  • Attempt a few ill-conceived practical jokes
  • Troll relentlessly! :X
  • Never miss an opportunity to interrupt a thread with private banter
  • Make more than your fair share of melodramatic announcements
  • Create a few banal catch-phrases :\ Woot!
  • Always appeal to the bored or the witless (they provide a great fan base!)
  • Insipid egotism
Ugh, I feel nauseous! 8)
 
Fuck, put this in your signature and you will have the Bluelight world beating down the door to your wet, juicy cunt!
If Pacman ever affected us as kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms, munching strange pills and listening to repetitive music.
You get it? It's like a rave, and the pills are e-bombs! Hella phat, yeah?
 
You must play games like this to gain Bluelight 1337 points:
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[ 10 May 2002: Message edited by: Baron ]
 
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