How big is your penis? (Also, if you're a female how deep is your vag?)

[treezy z]

shambles i've never been with a "loose" girl either but i've had people mention loose pussies to me. and girls i knew in high school getting fisted and shit, doesn't seem like a fist should fit into a vagina without causing injury (my fist anyway.)

 

[JohnnyVodka]

On a serious note, I've never 'gone down' on a lass before, they've never minded or at least brought it up but since speaking with friends nd that apparently that's really strange. I do (or did before opiates took ahold) had a pretty active sex life, is it really strange/unusual?

Aye, a bit, I think. As Shambles writes, it seems to be an integral part of sex. Not boasting, but it is a great way of giving a gal orgasms a plenty and you really feel like you're in control of her pleasure. And who wouldn't want to get down there and have a look at it up close?

 

[JohnnyVodka]

shambles i've never been with a "loose" girl either but i've had people mention loose pussies to me. and girls i knew in high school getting fisted and shit, doesn't seem like a fist should fit into a vagina without causing injury (my fist anyway.)

Erm, you do realise babies manage to come out of vaginas? And I'm sure average baby > average fist.

 

[Kronos]

Oo, methaphorical penis descriptions? Lets add various drugs into the mix

Speed - a dead slug, slightly salted craving attention but knowing that the bass thumping is more seductive to the body at this moment in time

MDMA + Viagra -, a proud soldier, standing to attention ready to go to war in the warm wet marshes of the land of pussy, even if it it means blowing itself up i the progress though. Somehow the solder is ready for round 2 instantly, but the mind is weary and fatigued so you go to bed looking like a right nob with your missus giggling and prodding at the bulge in the sheets till ya ready for round 2

Ketamine - The concept of a penis is gone, replkaced by various world(s) unknown, i am not a human, i am mere energy experiencing this life forum through a vessel and we are fools to place so muich value on this thing we piss and cum out of

Meph / coke - I am gonna get laid tonight! I'm fucking awesome so why the hell not? There is nothing more important than this thing we piss and cum out of and it comtrols my brain ahnd makes me spend the next week curled up in bed from embarrassment at the state i was in (until i remember we were all in that state :D)

Opiates - I'm a young lad and i havnt even knocked one out in a fucking month. My sex drive is in the same place as ainsleys hair.

Sorry, i amused myself but i doubt anyone else

 

[treezy z]

Erm, you do realise babies manage to come out of vaginas? And I'm sure average baby > average fist.

ya giving birth is no joke though

 

[Kronos]

Aye, a bit, I think. As Shambles writes, it seems to be an integral part of sex. Not boasting, but it is a great way of giving a gal orgasms a plenty and you really feel like you're in control of her pleasure. And who wouldn't want to get down there and have a look at it up close?

I feel like i really missed out when i was in my last long term reltionship, with a beautiful clean lsass with a designer vagina , when i detox and leave this fucking addiction behind i will go forth and do you guys proud! No pussy will remain dry!

This i swear to you, before the old gods and the new

 

[treezy z]

^make sure she's showered within the past 3-4 days first, dirty girl vagina is no joke. if you can smell it from more than two feet away when she has her pants on you got problems.

 

[Shambles]

Fine.

About the size of a medium goldfish when flaccid. Growing to similar proportions to those of a small root tuber once fully erect. Think of those long thin sweet potatoes and you're on the right track.

Noice

shambles i've never been with a "loose" girl either but i've had people mention loose pussies to me. and girls i knew in high school getting fisted and shit, doesn't seem like a fist should fit into a vagina without causing injury (my fist anyway.)

My ex-fiance loved being fisted. Took me a while to wrap my head around it but a fist certainly does fit (babies come outta there remember - and babies are bigger than you think). She was definitely at the tighter end of the spectrum too. And she also claimed to have stopped counting bedpost notches at 300. There's a lotta myths about saggy fannies (translation for the overseas: that'd be a front bottom in UK speak) but that's all they are: myths. And I must say it is the most extraordinarily strange sensation fisting somebody. Kinda like wearing them as a glove puppet. You certainly get in contact with nooks and crannies you never knew existed. And must say she certainly did enjoy it. If in a place where such things matter, a rubber sheet is perhaps an essential cas lawdy do things get squelchy

(i do have fairly small hands incidentally, but don't imagine it really matters - it's not like you just go at it fist-first all at once, takes a bit of working up to)

Sorry, i amused myself but i doubt anyone else

Definitely not just yourself amused there - very apt in all descriptions

(aside from coke/mdma where you forgot to add the vital: "...but no chance in hell of it actually bloody working ")

 

[Digital*Recluse]

Well, I'm just going to jump in here and say to Kronos,don't worry, not every girl likes it. I prefer a bit of rough and that scenario is just too tickly for me. Not because of any flappy bird shit, I just like the rough and tumble more.

I've not measured, but I can stuff a decent enough party bag up there if we are going somewhere with security. But small enough to endure the odd cervical slam. Not fun guys. You can be too big.

Admittedly, I am a midget, but still...

 

[ColtDan]

Oo, methaphorical penis descriptions? Lets add various drugs into the mix

Speed - a dead slug, slightly salted craving attention but knowing that the bass thumping is more seductive to the body at this moment in time

MDMA + Viagra -, a proud soldier, standing to attention ready to go to war in the warm wet marshes of the land of pussy, even if it it means blowing itself up i the progress though. Somehow the solder is ready for round 2 instantly, but the mind is weary and fatigued so you go to bed looking like a right nob with your missus giggling and prodding at the bulge in the sheets till ya ready for round 2

Ketamine - The concept of a penis is gone, replkaced by various world(s) unknown, i am not a human, i am mere energy experiencing this life forum through a vessel and we are fools to place so muich value on this thing we piss and cum out of

Meph / coke - I am gonna get laid tonight! I'm fucking awesome so why the hell not? There is nothing more important than this thing we piss and cum out of and it comtrols my brain ahnd makes me spend the next week curled up in bed from embarrassment at the state i was in (until i remember we were all in that state :D)

Opiates - I'm a young lad and i havnt even knocked one out in a fucking month. My sex drive is in the same place as ainsleys hair.

Sorry, i amused myself but i doubt anyone else

ahahaha

 

[Shambles]

... that scenario is just too tickly for me.

That rather depends on technique surely. I've been told off for being too rough and for being too tickly. By the same person at different times. Communication is key. Probably.

I've not measured, but I can stuff a decent enough party bag up there if we are going somewhere with security. But small enough to endure the odd cervical slam. Not fun guys. You can be too big.

Nicely descriptive

(and one very handy thing about going to places that do searches with ladyfriends)

 

[Digital*Recluse]

We just like telling you lot off.

And mooncups ftmfw. Hides a multitude of sins when that time is absent. Or even when it is, as long as you don't mind a chaser with your goodies.

 

[swampdragon]

About the size of a medium goldfish when flaccid. Growing to similar proportions to those of a small root tuber once fully erect. Think of those long thin sweet potatoes and you're on the right track.

lol.

shambles i've never been with a "loose" girl either but i've had people mention loose pussies to me. and girls i knew in high school getting fisted and shit, doesn't seem like a fist should fit into a vagina without causing injury (my fist anyway.)

Yeah, you need to sort of fold your hand in the correct way. Or so I hear.

I've not measured, but I can stuff a decent enough party bag up there if we are going somewhere with security. But small enough to endure the odd cervical slam. Not fun guys. You can be too big.

Yeah, definitely. Ouch.

 

[mickeyfinn79]

One and a half pritt sticks if I'd of said 2 i would be a liar.............

 

[Shambles]

And mooncups ftmfw.

Now yer talking %)

Hides a multitude of sins when that time is absent. Or even when it is, as long as you don't mind a chaser with your goodies.

And know you're really talking :D

(my penchant for brimming mooncups is fairly well-known though so perhaps no surprise. have never actually known a gal who uses one personally. always supped straight from the sauce, as it were. there's another new experience for ya, kronos :D)

 

[Shambles]

Yeah, you need to sort of fold your hand in the correct way. Or so I hear.

Indeed. It comes fairly natural and as you'd imagine actually (fnarr, etc). Natural extension of what one may normally do with one's fingers in that area only go one further... then another one... and shortly after that POP! and yer kinda ensconced. It's quite the tight fit, but surprisingly easy as long as suitable time is taken. Never needed lube but is probably wise if anyone is attempting for the first time. And well-trimmed nails are a boon, so I hear.

 

[Kronos]

Well, I'm just going to jump in here and say to Kronos,don't worry, not every girl likes it. I prefer a bit of rough and that scenario is just too tickly for me. Not because of any flappy bird shit, I just like the rough and tumble more.

I've not measured, but I can stuff a decent enough party bag up there if we are going somewhere with security. But small enough to endure the odd cervical slam. Not fun guys. You can be too big.

Admittedly, I am a midget, but still...

Believe me mate i'm not worried at all, i'm surprised so many people enjoy it, it must be an aquired taste like, or maybe just a taste i havnt tried. But yeah, not something that bothers me in the slightest, i mean if they're still willing to go for my kinks or even just suck me off without asking for anything in return, thats a nice bit of food for the self esteem , nah was just a surprise is all.

I tried to gradually fist my Ex oncewhilst on a hot sesh, piurely through selfish m,eans as i want to see what its like, as i thinmk shambles said its be like having her as a puppet. I'd also want to see if i could lift her up and have her sit on my hand like she was flying, id feel like a magician! She told me she doesnt like owt mote than 3 fingers though so that put that one to rest

And yeah, i would imagine but nails would be a hell of a boon, or more of a torture if not

 

[RLP]

My dick is the size of an male adults leather glove.

 

[HouseFever]

Three Argos pens. (Im banned from Argos now)

 

[Shambles]

...it must be an aquired taste like...

Very easily acquired I can assure you

(this thread actually had me craving last night would you believe. yum, etc)