After the last Transmission at which I'd had too many pills I ducked out of the hotelroom me and a mate were in for some quick comedown bongs. However, I'd forgotten to fill my bong with water, so I walked around the Sydney CBD without shoes on for about half an hour trying to find somewhere to get bong water, which ended up being the Paddy's Markets toilets...
I filled the bong and then saw a couple of people pull up in a car. In my scattered state I decided that I should offer the strangers some bongs, which I did subtly by pulling my bong out of my backpack and going 'Hey do you guys want some cones?'
Lucky for me they were keen as anything for cones, so I jumped into the back of their car and we sped away. After introductions, I spilled a massive mix that I had cut beforehand all over the floor of this guys car. Not to worry I said, there's more at my hotelroom! So we waste some time while a good spot is saught to drop me off, I get out of the car and get lost, getting to the hotel about 10 minutes later. I grab the rest of my weed and realise that they had parked on the road opposite the hotel. I didn't remember to put on shoes.
I jump into the car and we smoke up while driving around the city, then I am dropped what I was told was near my hotel. At this state I was completely fucked off the aftereffects of pills and way too much weed, and the whole world seemed like a computer game. I have no idea how long it took to get to the hotelroom.
I call my friend to let me into the room and procede to inform him that I am 'completely fucking wasted' and that I haven't had a piss in twelve hours. He suggests that I take off my pants and sit on the toilet, and do some nangs to see if they make me piss. So I sat on the toilet and did a box of bulbs and still couldn't piss. So I freaked out and my friend helped my state of mind out by telling me I might have to get my bladder drained at the hospital.
Then eventually I managed to piss, after about 15 hours. It was brown. I think I remember this so clearly right now because I was stoned then and I'm stoned right now and memory is state dependent.
Or something.