Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v. XI EADDers only.

[Sepher]

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I've only seen the picture once. WAs a very emasculating experience. I don't ever need to revisit that picture, it's indelibly printed on my brain. I can summon up the feelings of awe and worthlessness just by remembering it.

Not a single "man" will dare get his knob out since Xxxxx's picture went up.

Fucking LOL! Not without some clever camera angles, photoshop trickery and the patented TNW choke-hold for inflationary purposes first at least before hitting submit on 'em, no, you're probably right. It's not fair really. Just when you think you've accepted being mister average along comes a freak of nature like that fucks all the statistics up, average suddenly becomes an inch bigger than it was before the adjustment so now you're suddenly below average. It's a double blow to the old ego MailMonkey. What a cunt!

Every cock is a thing of beauty to behold

I wouldn't go that far mate. I've seen some bloody ropey specimens out there in me time, discarded turkey giblets at the Bernard Matthew's packing plant would be more photogenic than some of 'em. Goes some way towards restoring a bit of male pride that at least.

Edit:

Urbain, decent pic of you that. Good looking dude you handsome fucker. Makes me bleedin' sick it does!

 

[Shambles]

Meh. Me nob is fine by me and all who have ridden 'pon her. Admittedly I've not witnessed the specimen in question so can rest easy so far.

Urb: Fukkin pretty boy. Almost as bad as Mr Insane-O-Cock only more visible and less painful to make use of

 

[Urbain]

Cheers chaps! Right, that's me ego boost sorted for the day.

 

[Allein]

I posted a sly pic yesterday but as it raised no comment I may have to up the stakes and post my nob, I didn't see the pic Urbain but if I had of done I'm sure I would have wanted to if I was of that inclination

 

[Shambles]

Just to make it fairer... I wouldn't fuck ya, Urb. Not that there are many boys I'd ever consider fucking. But you ain't amongst 'em. Too fukkin pretty for me. I'd feel inadequate

(that didn't quite work out how i initially intended)

EDIT: I actually caught your pic, Mr 23. Only the second one ever I've caught. The day you post your nob is the day I'll comment

 

[Mailmonkey]

Just to make it fairer... I wouldn't fuck ya, Urb. Not that there are many boys I'd ever consider fucking. But you ain't amongst 'em. Too fukkin pretty for me. I'd feel inadequate

(that didn't quite work out how i initially intended)

LOL, that really did come out wrong I think, I'm quotig the fucker before you edit it.

 

[Urbain]

Hahahaha!

 

[Shambles]

Yeah. But my nob is probably bigger.

/vain attempt at saving face

 

[Mailmonkey]

Fucking LOL! Not without some clever camera angles, photoshop trickery and the patented TNW choke-hold for inflationary purposes first at least before hitting submit on 'em, no, you're probably right. It's not fair really. Just when you think you've accepted being mister average along comes a freak of nature like that fucks all the statistics up, average suddenly becomes an inch bigger than it was before the adjustment so now you're suddenly below average. It's a double blow to the old ego MailMonkey. What a cunt!

I think we can all take solace in the fact that he must be a shit shag, otherwise he'd be carving out (!) a succesful carreer in the porn industry by now.

 

[fairnymph]

Meh. Me nob is fine by me and all who have ridden 'pon her. Admittedly I've not witnessed the specimen in question so can rest easy so far.

Urb: Fukkin pretty boy. Almost as bad as Mr Insane-O-Cock only more visible and less painful to make use of

Your knob is female?! :D *lol*

 

[Shambles]

Of course - she's a lesbian

 

[fairnymph]

rugs, wicked beard. I'm sad you shaved it. I love beards on men, never seen a man who wasn't made hotter by a beard. Mmmmm beards.

Urbain, you have gorgeous eyes! And those eyelashes! So friggin' unfair, how you menfolk so frequently have eyelashes so thick and long my eyes might as well be bald. I'm adding you to my list of people to raid when body part swapping becomes a feasible technology.

Shambles, since we're unlikely to ever see a pic of you, would you consider describing yourself? As detailed as you feel comfortable with? Don't forget to describe your eyelashes.

 

[fairnymph]

Of course - she's a lesbian

Of course! Silly me. :D

 

[Shambles]

Shambles, since we're unlikely to ever see a pic of you, would you consider describing yourself? As detailed as you feel comfortable with? Don't forget to describe your eyelashes.

Tried - actually tried - to find a new pic of me. And failed cos the CDs they're on are all scratched to fuck. However. I just trawled the ex-staff forum and found two variants of a series of pix I took ages ago that I've not posted here before. Semi-facials. But as good as y'all are getting in public. At least til I take some new ones...

NSFW'd for size (and so I don't have to see 'em everytime I open this thread)

NSFW:

Not great. But is all I can find offhand. And you can see at least both eyelashes (albeit not in focus) so not all is lost :D

 

[Pagey]

Omg Shambles pix!!! Yay!

 

[Ben So Furry]

Shambles you have one of those lens eyes like the borg. Cool.

 

[Cornishman]

Ha! I think I remember seeing those pics before, now that you posted them sham.
Though I don't recall thinking you needed a manicure before?

 

[Shambles]

I took fuckloads of very similar pix one wasted night, Cornish. Some show full face so have never been posted. Those ones only got posted in the staff forums for some reason. But are all essentially the same old same old.

And ya, emperor's nails ftmfw

 

[fairnymph]

Yay! Amazing what even a somewhat blurry pic that hides most of the face can do for one's mental image of a person. What colour are your eyes? Blue?

 

[Sepher]

Just to make it fairer... I wouldn't fuck ya, Urb. Not that there are many boys I'd ever consider fucking. But you ain't amongst 'em. Too fukkin pretty for me. I'd feel inadequate

No? Fair enough, no accounting for taste is there, but you sure? See I probably would. I could go some of that action I reckon. On a good day maybe.

I think we can all take solace in the fact that he must be a shit shag, otherwise he'd be carving out (!) a succesful carreer in the porn industry by now.

Oh I dunno? Could be carving a nice little niche market slice of something so damned extreme we've just not come across it yet for himself. How would we know? We wouldn't would we? Not till one of us goes all sexual deviant on more stims than are good for us and stumbles across it anyways.