Hey! What do you look like? Show us! v. X

[Shambles]

Am thinking M. Even though not usually my style I hear some examples are worth it just to believe it possible.

But feel free to rummage anyway - I would

 

[on_the_rugs]

twas a nice day

also, my second post ever. I'm on fire

 

[Shambles]

Nice day, nice beard

Maybe you can try to work up to more than one post every three months sometime too

 

[Sepher]

Am thinking M. Even though not usually my style I hear some examples are worth it just to believe it possible.

Hahahaha, got ya! Yes, quite impressive. I'm saying no more. Schtum. Pfffft!

twas a nice day

also, my second post ever. I'm on fire

Steady on son, don't go mad. Keep some energy in reserve for your next one later in the year maybe? Nice place BTW.

 

[Shambles]

So I've heard. It's more a morbid curiosity than anything. Not envy. Not even slightly. Honest. I heard such implements are a positive danger to life and limb in the wrong hands (or indeed orifices) anyway :D

 

[on_the_rugs]

Steady on son, don't go mad. Keep some energy in reserve for your next one later in the year maybe? Nice place BTW.

I should've listened to you before I opened that thread in the introduction section. Including this one, that sums up to 4 posts. In one day. Now I'm all worn out and shit :/

 

[Shambles]

Quite like those glasses too. But are apparently kinda tiring to wear. I'm sure that's were the uberlow postcount issue lies. That or the beard anyway. Although the beard is pretty kewl. Maybe you're just a lazy fuck :D

 

[on_the_rugs]

I'm leaning toward the beard or should I say the lack of it. I shaved just recently. Coincidence?!!?!? :O Or is it?!? I know it's not nice to brag about such a nice beard when you don't possess it anymore. I just wanted that Amsterdam pic so bad. Needed to build some rep around here for a smooth start I shall update soon! Oh, lazy fuck? That's definite :D

 

[Shambles]

Beard is looking distinctly suspicious in the light of that last post. Definitely more than coincidence you've started posting since shaving

 

[on_the_rugs]

It's funny how it takes me to get my shit together and shave in order to post in a drug forum, considering drugs are the reason for my nonfunctional life :D
Morning thoughts are silly

 

[Shambles]

You should consider shaving your balls too. Might get you posting in a different thread too

 

[Sepher]

I'm leaning toward the beard or should I say the lack of it. I shaved just recently. Coincidence?!!?!? :O Or is it?!? I know it's not nice to brag about such a nice beard when you don't possess it anymore.

Oh. Like that is it? Comes on here, appearing out of nowhere, posts face pic mostly obscured by beard and sunglasses, turns out hasn't even got a bloody beard, looks nothing like the pic!? Hmmmmm.

Just what are you trying to hide here, eh?

You should consider shaving your balls too. Might get you posting in a different thread too

Starting to have my doubts about you too now Shambles. Fixating on Xxxxx's enormous hunk of man-meat, soliciting piccies of naked bollocks from might-as-well-be n00bs. Something we should know? Nuddy thread does need bumping though, might get some decent girlie pics if someone gets their knob out first for some encouragement.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I've heard tell of a certain person's legendary contributions to the staff noodz thread. I'm half considering trying to wangle another job just so I can witness this 8th Wonder of the World for myself

hahhahaha, I know exactly who you're on about.

So I've heard. It's more a morbid curiosity than anything. Not envy. Not even slightly. Honest. I heard such implements are a positive danger to life and limb in the wrong hands (or indeed orifices) anyway :D

I've only seen the picture once. WAs a very emasculating experience. I don't ever need to revisit that picture, it's indelibly printed on my brain. I can summon up the feelings of awe and worthlessness just by remembering it.

Nuddy thread does need bumping though, might get some decent girlie pics if someone gets their knob out first for some encouragement.

Not a single "man" will dare get his knob out since Xxxxx's picture went up.

 

[Shambles]

Say you, say me...

Every cock is a thing of beauty to behold

(but fannies ftmfw )

In staff noodz news, I actually almost did once. Was insanely wasted at the time, mind. And soon got distracted. Better for all concerned really.

 

[on_the_rugs]

Oh. Like that is it? Comes on here, appearing out of nowhere, posts face pic mostly obscured by beard and sunglasses, turns out hasn't even got a bloody beard, looks nothing like the pic!? Hmmmmm.

Just what are you trying to hide here, eh?

Ok, ok I'm gonna lay low until the damn thing grows back :D

 

[Urbain]

I know I'm about 7 years late, but my tongue has healed up nicely! I thought I'd show off my most recent..
*snipped at Urbain's request*
and this will be up for a short while...

NSFW:

too late!

New thread