Hey! What do you look like? Show us! Mk VII

[Mailmonkey]

I wouldn't show my cock, have had recurring problems with genital warts since a particularly foolish few years in me early 20's, never manage to shake the fuckers off for good, tend to ignore them nowadays, but let that be a lesson to you young'uns, unless you want brown cauliflowers all over your knob for the rest of your life.

 

[Jabberwocky]

I think the problem is, when a lot of men post nudies, they tend to forget that any other part of their body still exists appart from their swollen member being held tight at the base while swung towards the camera. 8)

I have posted nudies before but no cock shots, the and the only time I ever gone fully nude a long time ago it was still a pretty classy shot with the rest of me in it too. (cept head). Ha ha. Anyway I think that's the only problem I have with mens posts in the nudie thread.

v good point. and a large contrast from standard porn....

sorry to hear that MM. i've done some stupid stuff, i can't blame youth cos my behaviour was identical when i split up with my boyf for a year when i was 23. can't even work out why he stayed with me given about 2 weeks after we got together i informed him i may be pregnant and would have no idea who the dad was.

 

[Mailmonkey]

sorry to hear that MM. i've done some stupid stuff, i can't blame youth cos my behaviour was identical when i split up with my boyf for a year when i was 23. can't even work out why he stayed with me given about 2 weeks after we got together i informed him i may be pregnant and would have no idea who the dad was.

lol, when you're in your 40's, your mid-20's feel like youthful folly...

No need to be sorry, I' strictly monogamous these days, and me wife seems near enough immune to the cauliflowers.

 

[Ghostface]

Whatever happened to Kara? True legend when it came to posting pics, with... His account no longer exists nor his posts.

 

[brimz]

and yeah i find it odd that men cringe about pics of other mens cocks, when they all seem to enjoy movies of other mens cocks in women.

its different believe8(

 

[brimz]

I think the problem is, when a lot of men post nudies, they tend to forget that any other part of their body still exists appart from their swollen member being held tight at the base while swung towards the camera. 8)

I have posted nudies before but no cock shots, the and the only time I ever gone fully nude a long time ago it was still a pretty classy shot with the rest of me in it too. (cept head). Ha ha. Anyway I think that's the only problem I have with mens posts in the nudie thread.

yeah i'seen pics of you your a pretty mofo aint 'cha

setting the standard to high

 

[jancrow]

Rockstar's mainly jealous because the callow fellow can't raise a pube never mind a forest so virile it has a colony of silverback Sean Connerys living in it. They roam over my chest at night and pull morsels of raw meat from between my fangs while my rasping snores make the neighbours' pictures shake. Because I'm a goddam man. Chinup- gosh, fair play, in the most non-sexist way possible I'd like to congratulate you on the awesomeness your rack.

 

[brimz]

Chinup- gosh, fair play, in the most non-sexist way possible I'd like to congratulate you on the awesomeness your rack.

The true Gentlemen

 

[JB]

yeah i'seen pics of you your a pretty mofo aint 'cha

setting the standard to high

Just sharing the gains from 1 year and a bit off smack and a couple of months off crack and bupe mate but cheers. Trying to find other distractions at the moment such as food and fittness. 8(

 

[brimz]

don't take it personal !

I think me n you gotta lot in common n i would like to have a chat with you one day if u up for it ?

 

[jancrow]

Also I feel I should point out that I don't have a hairy back because that's disgusting.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Rockstar's mainly jealous because the callow fellow can't raise a pube never mind a forest so virile it has a colony of silverback Sean Connerys living in it. They roam over my chest at night and pull morsels of raw meat from between my fangs while my rasping snores make the neighbours' pictures shake. Because I'm a goddam man. Chinup- gosh, fair play, in the most non-sexist way possible I'd like to congratulate you on the awesomeness your rack.

loving your description of chest hair.

thank you!

 

[parttime crackhead]

Oooft. You go to work for a day, come back, and chinup's got the tits oot. Well done. More of that.

You always seem a bit self-conscious about your body etc, so I'd assumed you had reason to be. You definitely fucking don't. Larry David probably says it better than me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsjPrsmsll0

 

[monstanoodle]

My mate just sent me some photos he took from the gig in York the other week!
Wheyyyyyy! ^_^

That's me staring at a screen and Parly B Mastering the Ceremony...

And that's a homemade analogue delay pedal made inside a Yorkshire Tea box Fucking loved that :D

 

[The RZA]

Fuck that white rose Monsta

 

[parttime crackhead]

Monsta what do you DJ with? Obviously a laptop judging by that photo but do you use Serato or a midi controller or what?

It's just that your laptop seems to be in an odd position lol.

 

[monstanoodle]

RZA - Fuck you with yer Red rose! Covered in the blood of innocent Yorkshireists!
(I've love for both counties ^_^ )

Monsta what do you DJ with? Obviously a laptop judging by that photo but do you use Serato or a midi controller or what?

It's just that your laptop seems to be in an odd position lol.

I'm well Lo-Fi mate haha :D I use Traktor, a mouse, my eyes and my ears
Going to get myself an external soundcard (though the internal one is HD) and a Midi-Mixer at some point though.
But yea I've done loads of sets purely by sight and sound alone... Prolly something to do with looking at wave-forms for years

 

[The RZA]

Me too mate - love for the Norf!

(and that's my favourite tea too!)

 

[monstanoodle]

Aye it's grim but there's a lot of lovely aspects to it too
I recently decided, seeing as my Dad now lives there, that Manc is a right lovely city too. The new developments in the centre are rather lovely ^_^
Hehe, atleast we get tea right ay?

 

[parttime crackhead]

RZA - Fuck you with yer Red rose! Covered in the blood of innocent Yorkshireists!
(I've love for both counties ^_^ )


I'm well Lo-Fi mate haha :D I use Traktor, a mouse, my eyes and my ears
Going to get myself an external soundcard (though the internal one is HD) and a Midi-Mixer at some point though.
But yea I've done loads of sets purely by sight and sound alone... Prolly something to do with looking at wave-forms for years

That's what it looked like to me but I genuinely didn't think anyone could get away with doing a DJ set just straight off a laptop. Not because it's any more difficult to do it with a controller (it's easier to be fair, because you can do two things at once which you can't do with a mouse, also queuing tracks if you've got a soundcard) but just that it doesn't really look like you're doing anything lol.

I'm guessing you're more of a producer who happens to DJ than a DJ who happens to make tracks? Your tracks are proper polished & professional sounding, not to mention banging %) but your DJing doesn't appear to be the same (admittedly I don't know what it sounds like, just the perception of a dude standing staring at a computer). I wouldn't even be allowed to claim I was DJing at a mate's party if I was just looking at a laptop lol.

I find that I mainly mix by looking at the waveforms as well to be honest, I'd be fucked if I tried to do it off vinyl or without being able to see what's happening a few seconds ahead of what's playing.