"Her name was Fleshlight, she was a showgirl...."

grrrr.....
if i have to check this one more time without fullfillment of the gooey details.....
::stomps off to wreck some little child's toy::
 
Originally posted by 5HT-2:
methinks Catch-22 is putting one over on us…
I second that! Burn him at the stake! Burn him at the stake!
MushMan
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It's almost been a freakin' MONTH since the extended trial. I'm done getting my hopes up. I'm chalking this up to a hoax.
*sigh* I was so eager to read the review.
 
If everyone chips in a buck or two to help me buy one, I'LL use it and I'LL report back. It's hard work, but what the hell...I'll do it for my fellow Bluelighters.
MushMan
 
This is taken from www.mypleasure.com
beg:n review
Reviews:
This is the BEST thing that has ever happened to me! I recently broke up with my girlfriend and I just keep the Fleshlight in my desk at work, and during my lunch break I just take it out and put her to use! It is very discreet and I come all over myself! It's a great thing to take with you even in your briefcase... it can be noisy, but it's worth it! I recommend this to any man who isn't getting what he needs. - shawn
n :D reviews
So it's real... and it's $70
and it's IN STOCK!!
:-)
I dunno.... maybe i'll buy it myself one day!?
-physix
 
I just want to confirm that a full report will be forthcoming. I forwarded all my notes and a quick outline to a ghostwriter who will finish it for me. Shouldn't be too much longer. ;)
 
Catch-22, just admit that you have no review to give us, you bastard! Do you realize that you could have become the Bluelight Fleshlight evangelist?
 
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