"Her name was Fleshlight, she was a showgirl...."

Nothing beats a pint glass and some mince meat. DIY Fleshlight.
[No, I only heard it somewhere...]
 
So there is a difference between Americans and the Australians. Bluelight in Australia is for people to discuss the safety of using chemicals, look in current events, disccus ideas and such. Bluelight for the Yanks just seems to be a group of wankers talking about the best way they can jerk off. Strange ... but true. Things msu tbe depserate in the US of A or people just very sad. Hell, maybe both.
 
Originally posted by scrumpytwo:
So there is a difference between Americans and the Australians. Bluelight in Australia is for people to discuss the safety of using chemicals, look in current events, disccus ideas and such. Bluelight for the Yanks just seems to be a group of wankers talking about the best way they can jerk off. Strange ... but true. Things msu tbe depserate in the US of A or people just very sad. Hell, maybe both.
Quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read on Bluelight, except for Hydra's little rant against hip-hop.
One legitimate post about a sex toy in a universal forum (not just for those of us in the USA) and you come and make this into an issue about country? Get outta 'ere!
[ 12 September 2002: Message edited by: Average Whiteboy ]
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How could anyone turn this into a country vs country thing??
Where's the trip report? :D
 
yeah leave this pointless country vs country out of it
I'm Australian and I find this thread hilarious.
Now where the hell is the review??!!
 
Excerpt form the link Skydancer posted above:
Basically, it's a Cunt-In-A-Can disguised as a Wal-Mart
flashlight. It even has a dummy button on the side, pre-
sumably so you could hide it in plain sight (or maybe
bring it with you in the old tackle box when you go fish-
ing with the guys, right?).
Cavity lining feels a lot like Silly Putty, and sticks to the
skin if not lubed up well. Like Silly Putty, it also picks up
everything it comes in contact with -- newsprint, dog hair,
stray pubes, you name it.
My hand is familiar, cheap, and washable.
I think I'll keep it.
 
oh yeah, we all know americans suck. and SLR is so lame, my god, and the Lounge *weeew* so very lame. yeah, americans realy suck.
now where's that damn report!
 
Ok, when we're reduced to Manilow, surely hell is next.
Catch, please put us out of our misery and POST THE DAMN REPORT!
Wire.
 
I think these fleshlight thingies come with a gun and one bullet.
Too bad you have to give the gun back later. It's usually pretty hard.
 
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