You guys think the "disease" part is stupid? Imagine how bad I want to get up and sock some faggot in the face when he talks about his "allergy to alcohol."
Grow the fuck up, or at least read a science book. You aren't allergic to anything, you're just a drunk asshole looking for an excuse.
Did I just dropkick your 3 month old baby? Oh sorry, I'm allergic to infants....
Yeah I have a big book. No I haven't read it. I got one when I went to my first meeting, about a year ago (court ordered). I ended up lighting that one on fire. I just got another one this week, when they asked if there was anyone without a book, I raised my hand and they gave me one. They passed it around "so all the guys could put their phone numbers in it." I encouraged the girls to do so as well, but they didnt. Maybe they are allergic to paper, or ink. So I have it, and I read one part (because it was about this doctor slamming himself up with barbiturates, and it was cool), but I have no intention of reading it at all.
Why, you ask? Well, you see, the thing is, I have this disease, I'm allergic to bullshit...