ChemicallyEnhanced
Bluelighter
So...I'm generally a recovered alcoholic (I drink maybe 3 or 4 times a YEAR...sometimes that is a half gallon of vodka in 24 hours, sometimes that is two glasses of Prosecco at New Years).
Anyway, when I was alcohol dependant it was very bad and I'd drink a gallon of wine and a bottle of vodka a day. When I couldn't get "real" alcohol I'd drink Listerine (it's 27%/54 proof!).
I have drank hand santiser before but it was a suicide attempt. I saw an episode of House (House M.D.?...the Hugh Laruie show) where a guy in hospital drank a 12oz bottle of it and House said "get him on dialysis or we'll have a corpse in 30 minutes", so I drank a 20oz bottle that was next to my hospital bed...I didn't die, I just blacked out).
Anyway, my parents bought a bottle of hand sanitiser...and I just realised the label says it contains 70% ETHANOL (not wood or isopropyl alcohol)....so I'm safe drinking it right? It's essentially a thick, 140 proof version of vodka?
I just did two shots and it was fucking foul but...I'm not gonna like go blind and die or renal failure, right?
I wanna get drunk :/
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR LECTURES!....OR SYMPATHY...and this is NOT a cry for help. More like reassurance/Harm Reduction.
Anyway, when I was alcohol dependant it was very bad and I'd drink a gallon of wine and a bottle of vodka a day. When I couldn't get "real" alcohol I'd drink Listerine (it's 27%/54 proof!).
I have drank hand santiser before but it was a suicide attempt. I saw an episode of House (House M.D.?...the Hugh Laruie show) where a guy in hospital drank a 12oz bottle of it and House said "get him on dialysis or we'll have a corpse in 30 minutes", so I drank a 20oz bottle that was next to my hospital bed...I didn't die, I just blacked out).
Anyway, my parents bought a bottle of hand sanitiser...and I just realised the label says it contains 70% ETHANOL (not wood or isopropyl alcohol)....so I'm safe drinking it right? It's essentially a thick, 140 proof version of vodka?
I just did two shots and it was fucking foul but...I'm not gonna like go blind and die or renal failure, right?
I wanna get drunk :/
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR LECTURES!....OR SYMPATHY...and this is NOT a cry for help. More like reassurance/Harm Reduction.