Game Haiku Train!

[unodelacosa]

I pissed myself. Twice
I kissed an elf. Thrice. Turns out:
Santa's gifts aren't free.

 

[Shambles]

Santa’s gifts aren’t free
He demands “services,” see?
Surely Grinch is King?

 

[unodelacosa]

Surely Grinch is King?
Advertising marketing
Soulless corporate themes

 

[Shambles]

Soulless corporate themes
That’s what I call my life now
Let’s strive for better

 

[kiely]

Let's strive for better
Whoa where am I at right now
I am out of it

 

[unodelacosa]

I am out of it
Siam counterfeit, scandal
New sauce panhandled

 

[kiely]

New sauce panhandled
My cache is A 1 sauce and
I am loaded now

 

[unodelacosa]

I am loaded now
I have all the recipes…
No ingredients

 

[Shambles]

No ingredients
Sweet, sweet cheffing in the raw
Although not naked

 

[kiely]

Although not naked
I just wrote a song without
A nasty G string

 

[Shambles]

A nasty G string
Smells kinda stanky: like poo
Tangled in the gooch

 

[kiely]

Tangled in the gooch
Going to shit in the streets
Won't poo in the loo

 

[Shambles]

Won’t poo in the loo
Dirty protest all the way
Smear shit on the walls

 

[unodelacosa]

Smear shit on the walls
You can evolve the ape, but
You can't remove it.

 

[kiely]

Smear shit on the walls
Where did you get such talent !
Or is it a gift.

 

[kiely]

Or is it a gift.
A life that has no meaning
F*ck it all up good

 

[Shambles]

Fuck it all up good
Anarchy in the UK
Still a dream for now…

 

[unodelacosa]

Still a dream for now…
Got to hide myself somehow
Out-of-my-mind clouds…

 

[Shambles]

Out-of-my-mind clouds
How the fuck am I so high?!?
Probably the drugs

 

[unodelacosa]

Probably the drugs
And my imagination
Lucid dream machines