Game Haiku Train!

[Shambles]

Preoccupation
Oh, sorry, what did you say?
I was distracted

 

[Deleted member 507397]

I was distracted
I had some speed or something
Electronic bitch

 

[kiely]

Electronic bitch
And I need a new switch but
Arcade games do rule

 

[Shambles]

Arcade games do rule
I like shmups the best, do you?
Only if hardcore

 

[kiely]

Only if hardcore
Or thematically close
As close as you can

 

[unodelacosa]

As close as you can
Fly low and scratch the surface
Exploring your mind

 

[jasperkent]

Exploring your mind
Can be like being lost in
A bad neighborhood

 

[unodelacosa]

A bad neighborhood
Or just a stereotype?
Opinion matters

 

[jasperkent]

A matter of opinion
Is seven syllables but
Supposed to be five

 

[unodelacosa]

Supposed to be five
Except I can’t count for shit
Now it’s fixed, legit

 

[SoCalShordie]

Now it’s fixed; legit
Open-blunt surgery pro
Spliff to the sky; high

 

[unodelacosa]

Spliff to the sky; high
A choir of angels fly by
Fish fry ride or die

 

[jasperkent]

Fish fry ride or die
Schizophrenic word salad
Glazed brain for dessert

 

[unodelacosa]

Glazed brain for dessert
Same lame zombie lemon squirt
Phase-changed for this earth

 

[Deleted member 507397]

phase changed for this earth
alien spaceships hover
stealing a birds legs

 

[Shambles]

Stealing a birds legs
Is probably just bad form
They fall over, see

 

[Deleted member 507397]

they fall over see
so i marry the bird like
a bird husband yeah

 

[Shambles]

A bird husband, yeah
All married straight men are though
Also peacocks are

 

[unodelacosa]

And some lesbians
The perfect ingredient
Hot tub stars and stripes

 

[Shambles]

Fair hmm unodelacosa. Amended

EDIT: dammit too slow! But I was probably a little so the edit remains