Game Haiku Train!

[Junkkee]

No more Sprite cans please
I would rather drink a Coke
And boot up some junk

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Or just some big boots
Those I wear doing cahoots
Greenlighters are N00BS

 

[Junkkee]

And boot up some junk
You mean pussbags or bigfoots?
Or just some big boots?

Hahah Ok I just had to laugh at that

 

[dragonix]

When I wear Fubu
Ghetto girls come runnin'
Want me to call them booboo

Jk my brain is too shot and lamer than Lt. Dan in a wheelchair sry tried to count syllables I gave up

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

And it doesnt continue from my haiku

 

[cduggles]

But other than that…

 

[cduggles]

Here’s where we are:

Or just some big boots
Those I wear doing cahoots
Greenlighters are N00BS

 

[ions]

Greenlighters are noobs.
LIke seein' high heels on dudes
Battle of two boobs.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Battle of two boobs
The left one did win the war
The right the battle

 

[FunctionalJnkieGrl]

Must work tomorrow
I have to go to bed soon
Goodnight everyone

 

[cduggles]

Please use the last line from the haiku above your post as the first line of your own:

Battle of two boobs
The left one did win the war
The right the battle

Edit: this is the last haiku in the chain.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Please use the last line from the haiku above your post as the first line of your own:

Greenlighters are noobs.
LIke seein' high heels on dudes
Battle of two boobs.

Battle of two boobs
The left one did win the war
The right the battle

 

[cduggles]

I was trying to indicate that

Battle of two boobs
The left one did win the war
The right the battle

was the last haiku in the chain.

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Friends with a sunk skunk
A slam dunk
Boy just shat his bunk

 

[RareForm]

Taurus by value
Alludes through empty cans of drink
Disconnect brain stem

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Sponge replaces brain
All channels on every time
Brain damaged god

 

[Junkkee]

TIME OUT...

Sorry to jump off the haiku chain here, but 5-3-5? I've never seen that in haiku, nor can I find anything other than 5-7-5 referenced on Google. ??

 

[BK38]

Brain damaged gods cry
Rains of electronic feel
Release your synapse

 

[BK38]

Release your synapse
Pull on chords of memory
Unweave a frayed yarn

 

[ions]

Unweave a frayed yarn
Making moonshine in a barn
Driving my red car