Game Haiku Train!

[BK38]

I am Godzilla
A villain or a being?
Existential foe

 

[MydriHaze]

As i was swimming in the swamp,
A strange creature approach me,
"Back the hell up" i told her first,
Suddenly, on my leg, comes the cramp,
My chest in the water, "please carrie me"
Then she saw me drawn, with thirst.

 

[cduggles]

As i was swimming in the swamp,
A strange creature approach me,
"Back the hell up" i told her first,
Suddenly, on my leg, comes the cramp,
My chest in the water, "please carrie me"
Then she saw me drawn, with thirst.

Syllables: American haiku is 5-3-5
Japanese haiku is 5-7-5

Use the last line of the haiku above you for the first line of your haiku. Thanks!

 

[Snafu in the Void]

Next atom is oof
The blue glow
Shut the lid then die

 

[BK38]

Shut the lid then die
The life of a music box
Silent evermore

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Silent evermore
Took a vow
Silent sex sounds bad

 

[BK38]

Silent sex sounds bad
A mute celibate it seems
Monk's vow of silence

 

[BK38]

Monk's vow of silence
Broken once
Forever mended

 

[cduggles]

Forever mended
But the crack will always show
A permanent glue

 

[BK38]

A permanent glue
Kintsugi
Beauty in the cracks

(Kintsugi is the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery with lacquer dusted or mixed with powdered gold or similar material, highlighting the cracks instead of disguising them)

 

[extropy]

i love sev cosplay
cause i'm gay
i give cash to thots

 

[cduggles]

i give cash to thots

E thots dont exist

The train has been derailed here. Same first line as the last haiku. Thanks!

 

[BK38]

They were made up twats
Figments of the mind play tricks
Games of perception

 

[MydriHaze]

Men deserve to die
So shut the fuck up
And die already!!!!

 

[cduggles]

Men deserve to die
So shut the fuck up
And die already!!!!

5-5-5 is not a haiku structure.

 

[MydriHaze]

Still don't get it... How about the artisticly point of view, i was good, no?

 

[cduggles]

Still don't get it... How about the artisticly point of view, i was good, no?

It’s 5-3-5 or 5-7-5.
Artistically, it was exquisite.

 

[MydriHaze]

Oooooow i think i get it:

Men deserve to die
I don't live
Does that means i'm dead?

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Does that mean I'm dead?
Does that mean,
I'm dead for real real?

 

[MydriHaze]

Waited for no one
Except for my champion
The haiku master