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Greatest quotes from trips

Dare was coming off a 2-3 day stretch and was exhausted, the other guy had just taken a pill and a half and had just started rolling. All of it was without missing a beat, like if Abbot & Costello did that one skit with drugs instead of baseball.

"Dare."
"Yeah?"
"Where's the remote?"
"What?"
"The remote."
"Where?"
"That's what I'm asking you."
"Oh."
...
"Dare!"
"Yeah?"
"Where's the remote?!"
"Oh, I dunno."
 
electricmeow said:
a friend of mine whose drug of choice is coke and who very rarely rolls always said she hated rolling because it turned her into orange juice. we were all rather perplexed by this statement, not quite sure what she meant.

one night she did end up rolling and ended up lying on our friend's kitchen floor. my boy tried to get her up and into this girl's room to lie down, and she kept protesting, saying, "i NEED to be PUT in the FRIDGE!"

finally he got her up and down the hall, and all of a sudden she darted back to the living room where we were all sitting, and announced to us all, "i hate you guys, you've turned me into orange juice and iced tea!" and then she just kind of drooped down to the floor, much like i'd imagine orange juice/iced tea would do.
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That girl is fucking insane!
 
THE WOOD said:
setting: small city in upstate, PA. 3 blers tripping face, just after sunrise...

random driver pulls up and says: hey, do you guys know where I can find a place to get coffee within a few blocks of here?

ME: <stares stupifyingly at driver, wondering why his car is vibrating like a cellphone and looking liquidy around the edges>

OTHER DUDE 1: "There goes that russian palace again"

OTHER DUDE 2: "I have no idea where this is right now, man, sorry."

CAR DRIVER: <gives us all very wierd look, and drives away>
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HAHAHAHAH! :D :D :D
 
When we all took DOC there was a ghost candle because it was around halloween. So we called it

SpoOOooKy candle

anothet time on doc watching bourne supremcy. My friend walks in the room after a loud gunfight and just shouts

SHOOT SHOOT BLUR BLUR!

We where confuses why it was because whenever they shot the room blurred up.
 
hHAHAHA good thread

One time on way too mnuch acid i had 5 tylenol in my hand and what appeared to be water but was paint thinner, i looked up at the only man i can trust (at tiem of trip) and said ''bad things man bad fucking things are happening'' after the fact and after seeing me say it had me in tears for weeks....shits gold
 
I enter my friends living room, FARKED on 2c-i and mdma, as well as sleep-dep as i'd already been up for 3 days. The couch in the living room is quite impressively cheesy leopard-print, and I couldn't stop trippin on it.

Mate: You alright dude? How ya feelin?
Me: Man, you know you're tripping when the COUCH is damn near givin ya MOTION SICKNESS!
 
My buddy on a unknown high dose of shrooms. (i was pretty fucked up too, but no where like him).

I got a glass of water and put ice in it. i was walking up the stairs wen i heard weird noises coming from the glass.

i walk into my room, glass to my ear, walk up to my friend and put it to his ear.

him: "what the fuck?"
me: "can u hear that? wtf is that?"
him: "thats just the ice"
me: "oh i never knew ice made that sound"
him: "i thought i was gonna hear voices or some shit like that"
silence.....
me: "you thought u'd hear VOICES from a glass of WATER?"
*laughing*

another one from that night
him: "yo man this is so fucked up. everything is FUCKED. are you seeing this?"
*pause*
me: "how the hell could i possibly be seeing the same shit as you?"
*shakes head laughing*
 
Forever is as long as you give it.

Took me about 30mins to figure out what I wanted to say, but I finally got there.
 
This is a good thread, lol.

"Wooo, I'm here"
"Get off me man!!!"
"I shook hands with God"
"NEVER AGAIN"
"I am currently tripping balls, Yes sir i am retarded!"

They arent that great, but just memorable among me and my friends.

Oh yes and a time i was tripping like a motherfucker, my freind drove on the wrong side of the road.

me: Your on the wrong side dude!
him: uhhh what? no im not
me:O shit im in for a ride...


Another time:

Friend:Shit dude he's fuckin dead
Me:no hes not man hes just really fuckin high
Friend: You didnt see him just sitting there not breathing
Me: o ya dylan put a bag on his head, hes fuckin dead man
Friend:lets go for a walk or something
me:uhhh cool
 
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Some we all may have heard

"yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo YOYOYO!!!!! DUDE DUDE DUDE!!!!...... "
"What?"
"LOOK!!!"(points at anything)
".... oh"

"TURN IT OFF!!!!"
"It's not on"
"what isn't?" (neither of us knew, so we cracked theF up)

"Do you understand what is happening right now!!!?????"
"ummm... ur tripping?"
"HOLY SHIT!"

"Exttttttttrrrreeeeeeemmmmmmeeeeeee HHHAAAMMMMBURGERRRRRR!!!!!" (then immediately falls down on the floor mumbling for 10 minutes)

"I feel like.... i just got retarded."
"yeah"
"no, like more than usual"

"You can't get in there."
(five minute pause of everyone looking in a deep thorny bush at a water jug)
"HYAAAAAA!!!!!"
(then my friend jumped into the bush and stayed in the bush for about 15 minutes drinking the water, unable to get out)

"Is it supposed to do this!???? i think somethings the matter"
"that means its working"

"what color do you want to be"
"ummmm..... green?"
"....... aaaaaaand you're GREEN!!!!"
"I am??? sweet!"

There's some other hilarious ones, especially a friend of mine stomping the ground with one foot for almost 20 minutes like a dumbass, and looking up every minute to grin and giggle at us, then look back down at the ground he thought he was destroying

Salvia provides the funniest ones of all, the extreme hamburger was 15x high heat water bong, one hit. I don't know if I was able to say this while stuck in LaLa-Land, but I tried to say "tell that wall to cut it out" then i flipped out and faceplanted on the carpet floor. no wonder that stuff is legal.

and last but not least....

"wait... wait.... where are we? no, for real, this is crazy! We were in the woods now we're in my house. What time is it? (give a false time) NO WAY!!! somethings going on here..."
 
'You know... even though i've lost my phone, im flat broke, and im tripping balls, i just want to tell you that i think you're really beautiful and that i love you and that i'd do anything for you. Like, me and my beer... this is the life.'

I dont know what i was talking about. But it made sense.

oh and 'Yellow is a happy colour!!! We can make people happy if we give them yellow things!!! People like being happy!' *goes and buys a pack of yellow balloons*

E:'woooooah lets get sushi!'
Me:'where?'
E:'look!!! its a japanese store!'
Me:'sushi sora - what a weird name!'
Me:'yeah i know! like, you cant even say it properly! Shushi shora!'
E:'no, it susi sora!'
Me:'shushi sora!'
E:'susi shora!'
Me:'hahahahaha shushi shora!!!'
E:'hahahaha sushi sora!!! what a funny name!'
E:'you know what it nearly sounds like?'
Me:'what?'
E:'STEGOSAURUS!!!!'
Me:'OMG ITS A STEGOSAURUS!!!' (walking past a green van)
E:'ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR~!!!!!'
Me:'RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!'
 
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"I'M GOING HOME TO MY MUM'S FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER"

shouted by a mate of mine who'd taken entirely too much ketamine the other nite. along with a lot random gibbberish shouted out the window about giving football hooligans curry, and "what about the fucking golf shoes" screamed repeatedly.
 
Mescaline

Me-"Bro, you know that I had a sexual infatuation with Chuck Norris before it was popular right?"

Buddy-"Of course...Segal probably has a huge snake"
 
even though this was just alcohol.. I still found it funny.. (it was a hell of a lot more funny when it happened and I was drunk...)

"OH yeah!!! Well why dontcha just come back from the place you left from. *pauses* *confused* *laughs*"

Okay.. it probably isn't even all that funny now that I think about it.. but it was some great shit at the time..
 
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