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Greatest quotes from trips

"That carpet is so wise, its seen so much. that fucken bastard is laughing at us."

-mescaline
 
We're on 2c-b, varying amounts between us. My brother tells me earlier in the day before he decided to trip: "I want you to prank me tonight, don't want to know how or when, I just want to have it in the back of my mind that something might happen."

So he doses totally forgets about it and has to go take a shit. So we check all the dorm bathrooms 'til we find the one he's in. We take wads and wads of paper towels, and slam them up against the ceiling above his head. So he's taking a shit, looking up, hopefully thinking that those towels might come down at any second. Nothing for a few seconds, so we get more, spray it down in bug spray and slam it on his head, then finish him off with 30 seconds more of bug spray. Boy it reeked.

30 minutes later when we're playing Halo someone exclaims: "Thank god there are no bugs in here."
 
I arrive late to a party and my mate runs up to my looking fucked. I said 'What you taken?'

he says 'DDDDDDDDDDDD.... wait no I mean EEEEEEEEEEE'
 
*laughing* "you know all them DVD's you lent me man, hahahahahahahaha...............................................................i fuckin sold them hahahahahahahahahahaha:"

me after 6 tabs of acid to a dude that lent me DVD's to watch the week before. He was in the same state and we managed to work it out so it was all good again.

I got the DVDs back for him after that, i felt bad as shit, he still thinks its funny tho. lol

i got more entertainment out of the comment i made than the shitty DVDs.

and yeah, it was shit paper, but paper none the less.
 
first time I ever ate acid I rambeled on about beintg stuck in a "hiccup in spacetime" and how everyhting was running in some kind of spacetime continuum, a "cosmic bubblegum experiance" of sorts... 5 tabs maybe was a bit much for my first time.... I couldn't find my physical form for about 5 hours.... hell yeah was that ever fun!
 
My friend said:

'Man I feel like such a dingus'

It's not very funny but when you are on mushrooms the laughter is uncontrollable.
 
I'm about five hours into some really strong acid once, and my sober friend wanted to get dinner. I come along..

"Hun, which sandwich on this menu would you say really describes me as a person right now?"
(She pauses.. we eventually settle on a meatball sandwich for me.)
"Ok, now I can't eat it -- this is a very confusing sandwich, you know!"

(It's perfectly normal: meatballs, marinara sauce, and a roll.)
 
Me: "Dude drink some of the 40 so I can finish it"
Friend: "No man, I already drank a lot of weed"

He just smoked a lot of good weed, I had taken some codeine, weed, and alcohol...it was much funnier then of course lol
 
Once while tripping a friend asked me how i was feeling. I said "I feel like moist bread" which at the time seemed to be exactly how I felt. I was very annoyed at my friends laughter but in retrospect, wtf?
 
"Life is a beautiful drug...."

i blurted it out after returning from a proper dose of k, but then again maybe it was a sample in some hari krishna trance we were listening to at the time, but i'll never know as i hate hari krishna trance, so i'll never listen to that cd again...so whateverz...
 
My first time on acid I was sitting on the computer while one of my mates (another poster here: ifonly) was on acid talking to another mate who was drunk, I ended up narrating their conversation in Word as it came to me. To us it makes perfect sense, to anyone else they have no clue what the hell went on:

6.15 get dressed leave for central bully get hers drive us car oh really insurance why do we landmark train tell bully 2 minutes
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Dialingh in

Perfe2ct tiome lunblock andrea dic bully get s here mikey ur a buklly VVVVV phone think for me. Dressed we have to get dressed but then mikey gbo have a shower so

Suck a fat.
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One of the best nights ever.
 
From a day on 2C-E

Me= M, My friend= P, other friend= S

We were all on about 30mg of 2C-E, P and I had to go get a couple of friends from a bus station and S decided to stay at home..alone.

We were on our way back when i get a phone call from S

S= "M I WOKE UP DEAD AND MY ROOM IS ALIVE!!" (her room is VERY colorful).
Me= "Woke up dead eh? Well it seems your room is equal to the equivalent of purgatory now isn't it?"
S- "OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT, COME SAVE ME"
P- "Tell her I say HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
M- "SHUT UP P DIDN'T YOU KNOW S IS DEAD, WE'RE IN A FUCKED UP SITUATION!!"

This went on for about 10 minutes, the looks we got on the bus were highly amusing.

Later on I separated from P and S to go meet up with my buddies C and B because I promised to smoke salvia with them.

C- "Take it all"
*I light the pipe*
B- "Should I take it from him?"
C- "No"
Me- *Gibberish
Me- Hold this...hold this wowwwwwwwwwww
C- SIT DOWN
Me- Sorry is juztah ahhahahahahahahahaha what the fuckkk oh my god....wow...what did I do? like...what did I do...did i *gibberish...? GUYS! (thinking they disappeared)
B- What?
Me- Whaaat?
C- WOWOWOWOOWOOOOOO
Me- What was i doinggg?
*music gets turned up*
Me- TURN IT DOWN TURN IT DOWN
C- NO DONT
*I laugh more*

And later on I met up with P and S again, we sat in a park and found a tree that was sick (it had brown spots all over the leaves)

Me- Oh shit guys this tree has AIDS
P- Oh shit so it's an AIDS tree???
S- FUCKK LOOK THE AIDS MARKS MOVE AHHH ITS CONTAGIOUS
P- No it isn't
S- Oh really? ok


And later on when looking up at the clouds

S- Ahhh watch them explode, it's AMAZING
And a conversation on exploding clouds went on for about an hour. :)

Good times.

I have a video of us discussing the exploding clouds somewhere, if I can find it I'll post it.
 
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On K "Im traveling thru internet cable lines..." I was lost in a k hole for the first time (and the last) and wasnt sure what was real and what was just imaginary, all connected to internet somehow..
 
One of my friends ripped his first hit of 20x Salvia off a water bong.
In the midst of half-crying, half-laughing he screamed "Jesus loves me!"
 
some of these are SO funny!
me on x - "the world is open 24 hours"
silly happy lovey dovey babble
i have a hilarious video of my friend sleep talking after a night of pills, but she'd kill me if i put it up
also go on youtube and search for 'tripping on x' for funny videos
 
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tacos and jerry maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

one time i was chillen with some fellow trip monkeys around watchin the tube in some strange living room somewhere along the way in the midst of some crazy journey with my old friend LSD and one of them out of nowhere goes "You know theres a taco stand in providence thats open until 2 am" that was a geekout and a half

another one that same night

we were watching some grateful dead video of them from like early 1990 and some one said how did jerry get so fat being on all the drugs he was on and another said "too much ben and jerrys" and i dont know why but that was the funniest shit
 
hhhahahah another time in some other strange place along the way some kid was on the phone with his mom and my friend was just coming up on acid sitting on the other side of the room and he just yells at the top of his lungs "POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

gagagagahaggaggagag
 
Don Luigi said:
My friend said:

'Man I feel like such a dingus'

It's not very funny but when you are on mushrooms the laughter is uncontrollable.
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holy shit the same thing happend to me and it was fucking hilarious hahahhahahhah
 
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