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Greatest quotes from trips

Deeman said:
I have to agree with your friend ... I've seen the same f*ckin rabbit too! Mind you I well aware that it wasn't there but goddam it, it was still there! Bloody rabbit/s (yes one became many) Very good times!
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Lol, for me and my friends (about 6 of us), it was a purple squirrel and we ALL saw it...mass hallucination for the win!
 
"This tab isn't working, gimme another 2" - My mate, our first trip, nobody had done acid before but we had heaps of trips. Needless to say when all 3 tabs hit him... AHAHAHAHAHA
 
I dont have any completely insane ones...best I got is...
"The clouds are beautiful right now"
"The Clouds are always beautiful"
"If the clouds were always this beautiful, we wouldent need drugs"
 
After taking my first hit of salvia and not knowing what the fuck was going on i screamed "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at the top of my lungs to all my friends, all of them jsut looked at me really scared and wondered if i was gonna wig out

on acid: "why does my personality change with every song!?!?! MAKE IT STOP!"

on acid: "HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS ON A HIDDEN CAMERA REALITY TV SERIES!"

on acid: "what's that feeling? its almost like i feel a war with our egos"

on acid: "dont worry man i can make it outside! i just need my cigarettes!"
friend on acid: "hurry back man dont get lost!"

of course i was back in 30 seconds, thinking it was a whole expedition just for some cigarettes in my car, what a joke haha


all the acid comments happened my first time taking it, it was a crazy crazy night indeed
 
I once convinced my friend he was going to die from laughing too hard. He was feeling his temple and thought it was bulging and going faster than normal. He could barley say "ohh god i'm gonna die" because he was still laughing so hard.
 
I was tripping with a friend walking along a beach and came to a spot littered with broken shells. I had to walk carefully because I was in bare feet.

I looked at all the broken shells and said "damn, it's like the killing fields"

She said, "yeah, it's Clambodia!"
 
while deep in the midst of a garden (a big garden, more like grounds or something) on a shroom trip with my best friend, i got a call from another friend who had planned to meet us at the end of the trip. she asked if i knew how to find the entrance of the gardens. seeing a boat of out the corner of my eye, i said 'yes, we'll find it; we have a...boat' when i meant to say map. idon't think that gave her confidence in our ability to find it, but somehow we did.

that same trip, my best friend had worn her hair in this weird poofy half ponytail and then tied up the rest and i swear her hair resembled every plant and animal i saw. i can't being like, 'you know...that plant-' and she'd cut me off and be, like, 'don't tell me again that it looks like my hair!' but they all did! then at the end when we were lying down in the gardens just feeling really high and eveyrthing was funny as shit, we see a duck float by on a pond that had this odd tuft of hair, like a duck in prepubescence or something, and i'm, like, 'the ugly cuking called. it wants its hair back' to my friend...so that's sort of been the joke about that trip.
 
"I tried to take the picture, but the fucking camera was melting in my hand!" -Me, stoned as fuck, almost tripping, attempting to operate my friend's camera to take a picture of another stoned friend doing something crazy
"What the fuck, i'm stuck to the bench!"-
"I want to watch some anime right now!"-me, smoking weed for the first time
"Every music track is a fucking roller coaster!"- me, on DXM
"The couch is giving me a sex change!" - me, on shrooms for the first time, laying on the couch, feeling that my junk has fallen off
 
as_the_rush_comes said:
my friend licked an LSD tab and I was sane:

R: dude.. look at the bunny over there
Me: -looks- umm. there is no bunny
R: WTF YES THERE IS LOOK! -points-
Me: umm... no there isn't haha.

he kept trying to convince me there was one.
there wasn't one.

haha good times.:)
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the question is....how could there be an lsd tab that he licked and you didn't;)
 
I ponder crossing the street while fucked out of my mind on shrooms.

"We can't die yet, there's music to listen to!"
 
::morning after taking acid::

"Is it me, or do my eyes look used?"

Try explaining that one lol
 
Oh, this one isnt as funny as it is creepy, but anywho here it is, M is an old friend who vanished with time, and J is myself.
M:"GET THEM OFF!!! GET THEM OFF!!!"
J:"What marc?"
M:"Knife knife knife knife knife knife knife cut they wont fall cut!!!"
J:"What????"
M goes to bathroom
M: (Screaming) "Now i've got you two alone, You look at me with your eyes but you never see...."
J:"Manda, go see what he's doin'"
M: (screaming) "GET THESE EGGS OUT OF ME! THERE TRYING TO BECOME MARC"
*door opens, half the trippers laugh, half get ill*

Yeah, buddy was tryin' to cut his own nuts off, You try keeping the image of your girlfriend, trying to rassle away a straight razor from a naked man tripping OUT on a tenstrip of acid, didnt suceed, he suffered "Cosmetic" damage and the hospital put him in psych ward for about a month (He refused to admit he was on acid, so they thought he was skitzophrenic!)
 
I'm going to have to admit this one is about myself.

After a 9 month break from smoking weed i had this huge session with a group of friends. Large 5 foot bong with potent weed. I smoked 2 grams straight up. later i was disoriented as i sat in the back seat of a crowded car as they headed off to the local store. I wasn't really myself and didn't feel safe in a car after everyone got stoned. After about 3 minutes of driving slowly down a quiet empty street, i saw a stop sign 40 feet ahead at the end of the road. for some reason i thought that there was a cliff at the end of the road and i saw the stop sign much closer than it really was. I screamed "SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!" as i thought we were about to drive off a cliff...
The driver stopped and everyone looked at me with a puzzled look on their faces. I took another look at the surroundings and road and sunk into my seat as everybody had a good laugh.
I'm still reminded of this incident every now and then.
 
Blue_Phlame said:
I'm going to have to admit this one is about myself.

After a 9 month break from smoking weed i had this huge session with a group of friends. Large 5 foot bong with potent weed. I smoked 2 grams straight up. later i was disoriented as i sat in the back seat of a crowded car as they headed off to the local store. I wasn't really myself and didn't feel safe in a car after everyone got stoned. After about 3 minutes of driving slowly down a quiet empty street, i saw a stop sign 40 feet ahead at the end of the road. for some reason i thought that there was a cliff at the end of the road and i saw the stop sign much closer than it really was. I screamed "SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!" as i thought we were about to drive off a cliff...
The driver stopped and everyone looked at me with a puzzled look on their faces. I took another look at the surroundings and road and sunk into my seat as everybody had a good laugh.
I'm still reminded of this incident every now and then.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oops :|
 
sittin around all talking... as it happens we all forget what we were talking about, when asked if i remembered i answered with, im pretty sure were imported from columbia... same night being irresponsible and driving i slam on brakes as there is a giant jet ski infront of me... :)
 
I was really high, ranting about people not giving any credit to beliefs that aren't considered normal by most people. "I mean, for all we know, pink elecorns could be real!" I then realized I had combined the words elephant and unicorn.
 
Blue_Phlame said:
I'm going to have to admit this one is about myself.

After a 9 month break from smoking weed i had this huge session with a group of friends. Large 5 foot bong with potent weed. I smoked 2 grams straight up. later i was disoriented as i sat in the back seat of a crowded car as they headed off to the local store. I wasn't really myself and didn't feel safe in a car after everyone got stoned. After about 3 minutes of driving slowly down a quiet empty street, i saw a stop sign 40 feet ahead at the end of the road. for some reason i thought that there was a cliff at the end of the road and i saw the stop sign much closer than it really was. I screamed "SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!" as i thought we were about to drive off a cliff...
The driver stopped and everyone looked at me with a puzzled look on their faces. I took another look at the surroundings and road and sunk into my seat as everybody had a good laugh.
I'm still reminded of this incident every now and then.
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actually this reminds me of a similar incident. i had gone over to a party and smoked a gravity bong with my friends and some random guys at the party. i don't like to get too high, but of course it's impossible to not get very high when using a gravity bong, and i got really, really fucked up. then one of the guys offered to drive us home, and i am sitting in the backseat feeling so incredibly high, drifting in and out of conciousness and wondering why i got myself so high. abruptly i come back to full consciousness after one of my friends yells my name (i guess she had been yelling it for awhile and i wasn't responding) and i notice we are driving on the left side of the road, and i'm, like, 'dude, why are we driving on the left side of the road?' and everyone starts lauging and the guy goes 'this is a one-way street' which i really should've known since all the streets around my school were like that. i was too high to be embarassed but my friends still like to recount the stry.
 
Blue_Phlame said:
I'm going to have to admit this one is about myself.

After a 9 month break from smoking weed i had this huge session with a group of friends. Large 5 foot bong with potent weed. I smoked 2 grams straight up. later i was disoriented as i sat in the back seat of a crowded car as they headed off to the local store. I wasn't really myself and didn't feel safe in a car after everyone got stoned. After about 3 minutes of driving slowly down a quiet empty street, i saw a stop sign 40 feet ahead at the end of the road. for some reason i thought that there was a cliff at the end of the road and i saw the stop sign much closer than it really was. I screamed "SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!" as i thought we were about to drive off a cliff...
The driver stopped and everyone looked at me with a puzzled look on their faces. I took another look at the surroundings and road and sunk into my seat as everybody had a good laugh.
I'm still reminded of this incident every now and then.
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Ooo I just remembered one from a WHILE back...

Ok, like 5 years ago, we were driving home from a rave, and we had been tripping, the driver SAID she was good to drive... we believed her (our mistake).

We're going down the highway at like 100mph, then *SCREEEECH* we come to a dead stop, in the middle of the highway (noone else around), we all look at her like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT!?!?"

"Did noone else see the man in the tuxedo!?"

"...no we didn't...cause he WASN'T THERE"

"He had a briefcase!!"

"....ooook, you're not driving anymore"


At the end of that school year, one of my friends (a graduating senior) wrote "Always remember the midnight tuxedo man" as her yearbook quote %)
 
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