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Greatest quotes from trips

My boy once on kizzle, "Daboo(my nickname)....man...why do you walk the shit goat?" oh man that was bomb.
 
Me and a mate of mine were on acid trying to figure out why all the dumb little problems in our lives seem like such a big dead, he eventually came to the conclusion that:

"This is stupid, but stupid's all we got."
 
After about our third night of no sleep and too many drugs I suggested to my boyfriend that we call it quits and get some sleep his reply
"Too goody noo shoes"
What he meant was "goody two shoes"
He then tried to correct himself and fukked it up another 3 times..
When he went to intentionally say it incorrectly, he FINALLY said it right
 
BreakingSet said:
Me and a friend were talking about how the body utilizes waste products and one statement was

"Your fingernails are dead skin cells pushed out."

Our buddy who was passed out on the floor behind the couch screamed-

"So is your soul!"
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that is fuckin classic bro....damn that just made me almost pee in my underoos :)
 
a friend i know once said "wouldent it be great if the moon and the sun got togther and smoked crackies"
 
"who says humans are superior, i mean gorillas been here wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy b4 us, they used to be the king of the jungle, then humans come along and fuck everything up, i dont think thats fair nether to the monkeys nor to me,fuckin humans"


i was very very stoned,3 one gram firecrackers and a blunt, i said that to my older brother,he was fuckin cracking up,its cool cuz its recorded on his phone
 
Have a couple...

Freind in her confusion asks what we are doing after we have walked upstairs to a room, then i respond 'I think we are imported from columbia... Hang on im gettin a transmition confiriming it'

I was driving along (irresponsible i know) freind says what are you doing, i respond captaining a ship, she says what? i said the ship from peter pan, the one with tinkerbell dust that flys, cant u see???

Next slam on the brakes (later on in the night) and wont drive any further as there is a giant jetski in front of me that i will hit if i drive anyfurther'
 
"Where are we going man?"

[In an "it's obvious" voice]
"We're walking."

"Oh."

Also,

"Yo, is this glitter or food?"


and

"STOP stepping on my Breath!!!!"

and

V: Why are we driving so slow?"
Me: "Ummm, dude, we're parked in a driveway."

After popping some benzos...

D: "OMFG, I can't feel my leg."
[looking down at him squeezing my leg]
Me: "Dude I think thats my leg"
 
I remember sitting on some steps one of the first times I got stoned. I'd had a few buckets, it was pitch black and I could see coloured blobs flying towards me.

I just remember sitting still, suddenly jumping and proclaiming "a meteorite just hit me in the face".
 
a friend of mine whose drug of choice is coke and who very rarely rolls always said she hated rolling because it turned her into orange juice. we were all rather perplexed by this statement, not quite sure what she meant.

one night she did end up rolling and ended up lying on our friend's kitchen floor. my boy tried to get her up and into this girl's room to lie down, and she kept protesting, saying, "i NEED to be PUT in the FRIDGE!"

finally he got her up and down the hall, and all of a sudden she darted back to the living room where we were all sitting, and announced to us all, "i hate you guys, you've turned me into orange juice and iced tea!" and then she just kind of drooped down to the floor, much like i'd imagine orange juice/iced tea would do.
 
The Best Quote

I think the best quote I have ever heard while twacked with friends was:

"Putting a guitar solo on a shitty song is like, putting a pretty red ribbon on a turd."

A friend of mine said that....I didnt stop laughing for hours...
 
"Snarfle the Garfunkle" (meaning "to mess something up")

"Breakfluncheast" (that time when your on acid and the sky isnt purple anymore, but it isnt daytime yet either..... you know what im talking about)

all of these on acid of course

while candy flipping:
"Nitro-weasil-maniac" (person candyflipping and doing whippets)

"Make a note of our stupidity at this certain poin in time known as 555 we are retarted"

"awe , yeah, damn. Fuck yeah!"
 
Reading these are great, its funny, and there are so many that i can relate to and have heard or said something similar, one thing i want is next time im well offa, is to have a video camera recording the whole night so i can see everything fukd up that we all do, as it would be something that would be very good for a laugh i think
 
My first time on LSD, about 6 hours in i said to a mate:
"Everytime i think im coming down along comes the acid and it says 'oh no you're not, you're fucked now'" I then proceeded to explain to him how his neighbours cat (which was in his garden) "knew what it was on about".
 
me: where are you going?
girlfriend: to figure out my life.
me: let's just stay here.
girlfriend: well i'm not going to figure out anything in here!
 
"My brain is sponsored by NASA!"

(Me on a rant during my first time on acid with some mates)
"The thing I find with acid is that you'll come up with something really fucking profound, and you forget it when you try to put it into words, and your brain just goes: SPLAT! FUCK!! Either that, or you end up goin off on a tangeant, and your brain just goes: TANGEANT! FUCK!
Well, I'll tell you what? This is what I'll do with MY brain!! *takes ashtray and dramatically butts out cigarette* ....... *hands ashtray to mate* There ya go, brain boy, think about that one for a bit..."

"See, the thing with chopsticks is that if you drop one, you're fucked, cos you need both of em... But with a fork it's easier, cos I mean, you can't drop half a fork!!"

"Fuck you, motherfucker!! I'm gonna EAT YOUR DAD!!!!!"
 
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