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Greatest quotes from trips

"My brain is sponsored by NASA!"

(Me on a rant during my first time on acid with some mates)
"The thing I find with acid is that you'll come up with something really fucking profound, and you forget it when you try to put it into words, and your brain just goes: SPLAT! FUCK!! Either that, or you end up goin off on a tangeant, and your brain just goes: TANGEANT! FUCK!
Well, I'll tell you what? This is what I'll do with MY brain!! *takes ashtray and dramatically butts out cigarette* ....... *hands ashtray to mate* There ya go, brain boy, think about that one for a bit..."

"See, the thing with chopsticks is that if you drop one, you're fucked, cos you need both of em... But with a fork it's easier, cos I mean, you can't drop half a fork!!"

"Fuck you, motherfucker!! I'm gonna EAT YOUR DAD!!!!!"
 
The setting: Camping in the desert.....cold as all hell at night. About 15 of us there, either on acid or shrooms...... BIG campfire, and couches around it.
Everyone there was 25-40 years old.....having a GREAT time.

Randy: sitting on an absurdly deep couch, at 6 feet tall he still couldn't get his feet on the ground, just dangling and kickin in the wind like a little kid.
Me: Flops my 5'8" self down on couch to trip on fire.
Randy: 'hewwo Steve'
Me: 'hewwo Wandy'

Followed by about 6 of us within earshot.........laughing our collective asses off
 
Yossarian_is_sane said:
My first time on LSD, about 6 hours in i said to a mate:
"Everytime i think im coming down along comes the acid and it says 'oh no you're not, you're fucked now'" I then proceeded to explain to him how his neighbours cat (which was in his garden) "knew what it was on about".
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Cat's do know what's going on, especially when you're tripping ;)
 
After some kick arse chocolate/mushroom/molly lollypops:
Me:Hey, L***, you know whats f'd up? You know trees right, they have to stand up their whole life. Then we cut them down killing them so we can make a chair to sit down on. F'd up.
L: WTF are you talking about
Me:I don't know, did I take something?
 
Christmas eve 2001 , rolling with my cousin on some crazy pills loaded with mda....

"dude.... wtf is the grinch doing in that tree"
 
Whilst on some nice strong pills, me mate was explaining in detail about how he cut his hand at work and traced the scar down his finger into his palm...

Wayne: ...and the blood went...like this...*traces finger down scar into his palm, and leaves it there for ages*
Me: ...
Wayne: ...*finger in palm still*
Me: ...*looks at him*What are we talking about??
Wayne: ...I dont know!
Both: *looks at sober person in the room*
Her: Your scar...
Both: Ahh! etc

this happens a lot to me, talking about something, then totally forgetting mid-sentance!
 
"Some animals are just not chilled... like imagine a giant fire-breathing ostrich with three heads.... that's just not chilled." - my mate got that on phone video, I've had to explainn WTF was going on more than a few times.
 
It's crazy how much some of those things actually totally make sense when youre f00ked eh? like me swearing I could hear my brain frying from the drugs.
 
While rollin and the oscillating fan is blowin on high: "I love this f'ing fan, if it was a man, i would screw the shit out of him and get his name (manufacturer- LAKEWOOD) tatooed on my ass! As a matter of fact, when i sober up i am getting lakewood tatooed on my ass!!"
 
^^^ thats fucking hilarious lol...earlier on today me and my friend were having a conversation that involved the concept of a gelatinous gravity mass.......we were on 2c-i
 
sad thing is-even when i am sober, everytime i look at that fan- i have flashbacks!

i think the same time (or another, while i was cramping and coming up) "that's it little magic pill, kill the cramps, there you go, u can do it all night long! Im so happy!!"
 
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"Ok, we're leaving... let's go"

Me to my friend a long time ago after being at a party for just 2 or 3 hours. Aciddentally took a bitch too much acid and havin' a bad trip :)
 
"Look matt, thats where the DEA lives"

*points to extremely lit house thru the woods*

2hits of lsd

first time on acid, 4hits (sorta weak so like more like 2 decent hits)

"Yeah i could definitely rob a bank right now"

"I WISH I WAS IN SCHOOL!!!!! :D "
 
my friend licked an LSD tab and I was sane:

R: dude.. look at the bunny over there
Me: -looks- umm. there is no bunny
R: WTF YES THERE IS LOOK! -points-
Me: umm... no there isn't haha.

he kept trying to convince me there was one.
there wasn't one.

haha good times.:)
 
Let's see, standard "girl freaking out, jumping on counter screaming" BUGS BUGS BUGS!

Best though, was, our friend was dancing and a bunch of us were just tripping out on the lights and movement of it, and we're commenting on how awesome it looked. Friend said:

"I love her, she is the sticky on the duct-tape that holds the universe together"
 
as_the_rush_comes said:
my friend licked an LSD tab and I was sane:

R: dude.. look at the bunny over there
Me: -looks- umm. there is no bunny
R: WTF YES THERE IS LOOK! -points-
Me: umm... no there isn't haha.

he kept trying to convince me there was one.
there wasn't one.

haha good times.:)
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I have to agree with your friend ... I've seen the same f*ckin rabbit too! Mind you I well aware that it wasn't there but goddam it, it was still there! Bloody rabbit/s (yes one became many) Very good times!
 
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