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Greatest quotes from trips

ive got some recent ones to put down

me and my buddy were talkin about the future coming down from some good L....hes talking about quitting everything but pot and psychedelics...but heres the way he put it "yea man i can just you know,get my own place,quit smoking ciggarettes,and i think ill be able to stick to pot,and drugs"

damn i laughed so hard at that lemme tell ya

"make the crazy redneck meth head face man its funny"
 
On acid I was laying on the ground looking up at the sky at night and I was saying something like..

"I am looking at galaxies, every dot up there is a galaxy. I know they are there, you know they are there you just have to put them in your head and they are there"

At that point the tree line was making a funnel that came out of my head and it was like space was coming from my brain.

After that I got up and looked at the ground in the shadow of a tree and it was like I could see threw the ground and see space that was on the other side of the earth.
 
"the slider door smells like pancakes and sryup"

of corse we then licked it :D only to find out it tasted like glass -mushrooms

"ITS LIKE THE 4TH OF JULY!11!!!!" me and my friend tripping on mushrooms flicking the flint on my lighter
 
my friend first time we got really high

we were in a hotel room lying on the floor smoking and i threw a pillow at him really hard and he lets out this really sad whimpering "Meoowwwww!"

it was like i just hurt this lil kitten


haha
 
text messege to kandy Kduring the come up o a large k dose: "the world is ending!! its collasping in on me!"

my first k dose ever a point straight in my nose. my sight and percerption were fucked and i was on teh phone with my brother it was gettin harder and harder to communicate and all i heard was crack whore echo over and over in my head over the ring/viberating.
 
I was on shrooms and eating a peant butter and jelly sandwhich when my friend offered me some rubios

I said "I totally would but I might make my peanut butter and jelly sandwhich jealous."
 
haha oh man

me and my friends made up a game called "Skeme"

whenever you are mad fucked up (on anything...) you can play this game, its EXACTLY like missions, aside from your hand is a gun, and you shoot lots of people and you try to be all stealth-like, which enduces never ending hilarity
 
Yeah, so we were in a car on teh way to this park and we ate an 8th of mushies each with the intent of parking near the park and exploring. Instead, we got caught in traffic somewhere where we couldnt pull over.

So the driver said:
Oh yeah man, I was talking I wasn't really fucked up, but now its got me. I just figured you guys would hate mushrooms driving.

And there was this bus in front of our car, and suddenly she yells:
HOLY FUCKIN JESUS MAN, THE BUS IS BACKING UP! ITS GONNA TURN US INTO PANCAKES!

Heh, the idea's there, but the right words arent. And thats beside the fact that the bus was actually moving forward.
 
my stoned friend had been quite for ages and he looks up all dazed and dopey looking ...."i havent been able to feel my ears for half an hour!"...

made us all piss ourselves
 
One of the funniest things I think I've heard is when one of my friends, on shrooms, came back from taking a piss in a lake and said "I've just had a conversation with my piss, it was giving me advice about my life" He said he saw a face form in the ripples in the water.

Another funny one another friend said whilst on 2CB "Man this R2D2 shit is crazy" He'd been calling 2CB R2D2 all night long, every time he said it we all cracked up.

Oh and one from my lips after I was asked to go get some water, once again on 2CB; "Man I can't do it, I've got no fucking legs"
 
ToxicFerret said:
Yeah, so we were in a car on teh way to this park and we ate an 8th of mushies each with the intent of parking near the park and exploring. Instead, we got caught in traffic somewhere where we couldnt pull over.

So the driver said:
Oh yeah man, I was talking I wasn't really fucked up, but now its got me. I just figured you guys would hate mushrooms driving.

And there was this bus in front of our car, and suddenly she yells:
HOLY FUCKIN JESUS MAN, THE BUS IS BACKING UP! ITS GONNA TURN US INTO PANCAKES!

Heh, the idea's there, but the right words arent. And thats beside the fact that the bus was actually moving forward.
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thats fricking funny
 
me and my friend started yelling at a chair of mine saying "SHUT UP JEFFERY NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK!" ever since thats we've called that chair, and many other inatimate objects jeffery

same night we also caught ourselves licking a glass slider door, i swear to god it smelled like pancakes and sryup
 
Me and a friend were talking about how the body utilizes waste products and one statement was

"Your fingernails are dead skin cells pushed out."

Our buddy who was passed out on the floor behind the couch screamed-

"So is your soul!"
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"Winter is the sound of white rabbits running through your syllables."
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"You're trying my short term sense-of-humor."
 
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