The best quotes came from the night that I mistakenly smoked some of the dirrrtiest street dope around. I spent the night vomiting. We use to have names for each other, Putin and Svencter. My friend who was taking care of me would say "Putin" and I would vomit while saying "Putouuuut." Then I would vomit forever and say "Its in me now and its never coming out!" And then my friend would try to get away and I would say "No, you can't leave me, your always there for me, even when your not there your there."
I mistakenly called someone one time when I was tripping on DXM. My friend had met a guy at the bar and he programmed his number into my phone because he didnt have a cell phone. Anyway I had never spoken to this guy but I accidentally called him, let it ring once and hung up. Then he called back:
me: Hello?
james: Hello?
me: Hi?
james: You called me...
me: No, you called me!
james: But you called me first
me: I did?
james: Yea
me: I'm sorry
james: Hey, my friend wants to talk to you
me: OK (I then had a conversation with his friend, what about I dont know but it seemed to last hours)
zach fab: Ok well I'm gonna let you go because you sound really intoxicated
me: Im not intoxicated, I'm just TRIPPIN
zach fab: (laughing) Ok, sweetie
me: Ok, bye bye!
zach fab: Bye
This was an odd conversation concidering I had never spoken to these people in my life. They seemed to like it though and we're friends now so thats cool, what a fun way to meet people! Then there was the time when we were trippin and were trying to get out to the lake to go camping, we had never been to this lake before and had to stop at a gas station to get directions. Me and Rapheal were in his car with most of the stuff and then there were 5 people in another car behind us. My friend had his phone and I gave my phone to the people in the other car because none of them had phones. My friend was in asking for directions and he left his phone in the car so I decided to call the other car to see if they had any idea where we were going (even though I knew they didnt). Rather than dial my number (I couldnt remember it at the time) I looked up B in the phone to call my phone:
Chick: Hello
Me: Hey, do you know where were goin?
Chick: No
Me: Ok, I dont know how to get there does anyone?
Chick: Where are you going?
Me: To the lake! Who is this?
Chick: This is B, who is this?
Me: What? No, this is B.
Chick: Nooo. This is B.
Me: I'm B, stop fucking with my mind!
Rapheal: *gets in the car* Who are you talking to?
Me: B
Rapheal: Your not B, your Hitler.
Me: Oh my God, what the phuck, K, I have to go, but I am B.
Chick: Ok, bye.
My friend had to talk me down because I was so freaked out and confused. It took him like 10 minutes to explain to me what had happened. Phone calls always get really confusing when Im trippin so now I try to avoid them.
