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Greatest quotes from trips

Me on about 600mg DXM HBr (scrawled in notebook for posterity)
"I am the robot-I am the cyborg in your dream. Listen to me valvestate functions. I weave gotta get the stars to the flors"
 
I was at my friends house tripping balls on some increadible shrooms, and I layed down on the floor between two rooms saying how one room looked green while the other was a bright red, it made me feel all Christmas like
 
I wrote this last night on half a tab of some potent ass blotter:
"It is strange to think that a narrative in one's mind, when rendered in a textual or performative state can be considered brilliance whilst If i were to scream my narrative naked on table at the top of my lungs I would be deemed insane.
 
Mine's not quite profund, but when I was on 600 mgs of DXM, my friend and I were watching the Robot Hell episode of Futurama, and I was just like, "The Car is like a room with wheels...", and that's it. I've already mention the "I am my own" quote when I did and 8 oz bottle of robo for the first time....that was wiggy.
 
i decided on the last day of school to celebrate by doing a lot of acid, i am sure some of my signed yearbook quotes are absolutely priceless if they're legible at all
but i do remember "yes i hate that girl, i mean, i feel sorry for the molecules that make her up"

then my friend on ketamine, "oh my GOD, they're going to shove ME up YOU!!!!"
 
"HOLY SHIT I GOT MY PERIOD, THE DEMON IN ME HAS BEEN EXORCISED! I'm disappointed no fetus popped out. I would have fed exed that shit, like picasso and his ear." <--talking to a guy i had sex with lmfao

"I'm going through Jesus withdrawal. I need an IV (intravaginal administration) of his juice." <--jesus referring to my vibrator, hahahah nerdiest euphemism ever

"I ran out of spaces." <--talking about a WS i filled out in a rehab course, where we had to list the chemicals we had abused. Even in rehab I was destined to fail class.

"1800ANALBOY"

"MY MOM IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND I AM A HERMAPHRODITE! TOUCH MEEEEEE!"

"Shit, I gotta find my dildo before my mom finds it!" <--me talking about a vibrator i "set down for a second" while i was really really stoned and i forgot where i put it HAHAAHAHA

"I JUST ENCOUNTERED MY FIRST GLORYHOLE AT THE GAY BAR AFTER SHOOTING CRYSTAL DEATH IN MY ASSHOLE! I AM A WHORE OF EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS! ITS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I RUN OUT OF PORN, IT AINT NO LIE BYE BYE BYE!"

"I am one spun as fuck m ofo. My juices taste like crystal, I swear I'd get high off it. THEY CALL ME THE CRYSTAL GEYSER FOR A REASON!"

"I'm going to screw your ass and you will burst into boyish tears when you can't hold back your ejaculate. Ask not what the strap on can do for you, but what you can do for the strap on, ok buddy"
 
my sister is not a drug user but whenever me and my friends get stoned she always cooks us food and stuff. anyway me and my friends had waken up from a wild night, blazed, and we all got hungry and she walks in and my friends are like,"She's alive!""Princess of the night!""Make us pancakes"
 
I got a pretty interesting phonecall from a friend when he and a couple of others were tripping on some RC (can't remember which one), it went something like this:

(friend) Hi, I'm tripping.
(me) nice, was there anything else you wanted?
(friend) I CAN SEE YOU WHEN YOU TALK!
(other friend in background) The walls are made of cheese
(friend) Shut up ---! I can't see (mludd) when you're talking!
(me) uh, are you guys alright?
(friend) aaah! why are you biting my leg?!
(other friend in background) You looked like a meatball...
...

Apparently the other friend had gotten some sort of obsession with food and I found out later that he had also tried to eat the wallpaper off the walls...

/mludd
 
"drugs wil FIX my life"

"give me enough crack so i can hit rock bottom, then the only way to go is up!"

"DMT will solve this"

---- had eaten like a 1/2oz of mushrooms and was gettin really loopy, the circular thoughts started, and ---- actually believed the above statements... the only response during these 5 hours was:
"you have some really morbid views on life"

"----, you have some really morbid ideas about life"
 
Tripping on a really rainy freezing spring day in Vermont, we decided to go outdoors. my friends first quote was 'wow this tropical scenery is great" Apparently it looked like the carribean or something.
 
My friends will never let me live down "Come on, hug the chair, it's fucking amazing! Come on, hug itttt!" when I was on E in the back of my friends car, molesting the front seat.
 
One of my friends had his first pill experience and he spilled out 'Something is not quite right..' and about 15 of us were in hysterics
 
It was my first pot experience, and I was in the car with my friend D. He got a phone call, and was talking to another kid with his exact name. I went "Oh my god, what's that kid's name, I've been calling him D all night?" To which my friend replied "No, that is D". I then said "then, there are two of them?" It was so freaky at the time, but I was cracking up sooo much.
 
Myself and my friend C as we are TRYING to play Halo2 on the banshee level (as the Covenant elite)... (My first time stoned)

Me: Am I the top screen or the bottom one?
C: You're the top one.
Me: Are you sure? It's not moving right when I push the controls!
C: Yes, I'm sure. Look, I'll stop moving and you press a button

*C stops playing for a moment and I realise I am indeed in control of the top screen*

Me: Aaaaaaaaaaah okay

*5 minutes and no objectives later*

Me: Are you sure I'm the top screen? Look, I'll try to fly up and it's not going anywhere!
C: That's because you're facing upward already 8)
Me (Still not convinced but willing to accept his statement): Ohhhhhhhh I see...

*10 minutes, 1 life, 2 banshees and still no objectives later*

Me: Are you REALLY sure I'm the top screen??.......
 
(whilst walking through a field with fairly tame rabbits in)

"The problem is ... these evil foxes. They're cunts. They're gonna wait like a year and just let these rabbits get more apathetic, then on Christmas eve the bastards are going to come in and kill them all and have a big Christmas dinner. They're probably working together with the council workers ... I mean, they can't be taking THAT long to fix the road over there, can they? Bet you they're just sitting about talking to the foxes."
 
A: "Theres smoke in the sky"
B: "FIRE!!!"
Me: "Are you stupid, thats just a shadow"
A: "A shadow......IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SKY!?"
Me: *thinks*
B: "Dude you must be the dumbest person ever, a shadow can't be in the middle of the sky"

*Laughing*

That was on shrooms.
 
Last night, friend on acid (who, let me assure you, listens to music all day long) calls me up:

"I don't think I like music anymore, dude."

Wacked. He might as well have said, "I don't think I like orgasms anymore, man."

mr_fish said:
They're probably working together with the council workers ... I mean, they can't be taking THAT long to fix the road over there, can they? Bet you they're just sitting about talking to the foxes."
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Will you be my friend? Haha.
 
last night whilst on acid, i was talking to my friend over aim.
i told her she was just a page, and then laughed histerically.

i was actually talking to the aim box, tho. somehow it seemed appropriate and normal to speak to the text box itself... it was (and still is) just a page=D
 
yesterday about to hole i was talking to stevie on the phone and i said my light is moving is a wierd way. and he said your light can move in a normal way? thats right before the ringing got to intense and i hung up on him. it made us both laugh in retrospect
 
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