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Greatest quotes from trips

Three of my friends and I sitting at a picnic table while tripping on mushrooms...one of my friends just looks up and says "BEEF CHILD!" and then puts his head back down...

Then when we were walking through the woods, all was quiet, and my other friend comes to the conclusion that we're all scientists..."hey man...we're scientists!"

"What if you could take off your arm, and then throw it, but with the same arm?"
 
LOL

My boy on the phone right now (out of nowhere) - when i say "arrrggghhh" you don't answer me!!!!! Me - What? Repeated 6 times.
 
while on some very good acid 2 months ago:

"believe it or not I am COMPLETELY straight right now...oh wait no I'm not. UNICORNS! UNICORNS!"
 
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MissBehavin'_416 said:
Last night I went to a club and took a bit too much K I think. I was just leaning against the wall to keep my balance.
Some guy came up to me and asked "Why are you not dancing?"
Me: I feel like if I start dancing, I'll fly away. 8(

Then I was waiting at the coatcheck to get my sweater, and my freind asked me why I was leaving so early (5am)
Me: People are giving me drugs all over this place, I'm way too fucked up as it is. I gotta go.
Friend: You don't HAVE TO take them
Me: I never thought of that...
so I stayed
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Brilliant!!

Friend of a friend once was convinced (on acid) that his head was filling with molten metal. Fucked up
 
The first time I did 2C-E, I did it with a friend of mine and another guy who wasn't tripping. I was sat with my trip buddy on the couch in front of the TV ready to watch a DVD and the other guy was in the kichten making some tea (Yeah, Im british
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Me (pointing at TV): Does that logo always move?
Friend 1: What? No, that logo never moves
Me: No, there, it did it again. I think it's like a screensaver whilst the DVD is paused or something..
Friend 1: ...Nope, it's definately not moving
Me: Yeah, it really is.
Friend 1: *calls friend 2*
Friend 1 to Friend 2: Is the logo on the TV moving?
Friend 2: What. The. Fuck Are you guys on about? The TV's off
 
me and my friend were smoking a blunt after drinking sum shroom-aide and we were having a somewhat-intelligent conversation given the situation and substances involved when he just looks at me and says
"Amistad......you got that movie?"
i HONESTLY laughed until i pissed myself
 
Today, IAmDrugs and I skipped school during fourth hour, came over to my house, and my stepbrother hooked us up with some guy who could sell us pot at 11:00 in the morning. So I follow him, IAmDrugs and one of our other friends with my car, to "the hood," but we end up getting stuck in traffic on the highway. IAmDrugs ran from my stepbrother's car to mine to fill a bottle of gatorade with vodka, with people next to us in traffic watching him pour. About twenty feet later, I see him jump out of the car again, walk over to some SUV stopped next to us, hand him money, and get a sack. It turns out that the dealer saw my stepbrother stopped in traffic on the way, and called him, so they made a drug deal in the middle of noon rush hour traffic on the highway. We smoked a lot and as IamDrugs and I were laying on a friend's balcony our conversation waent something like this...

Me (as ducks are pouring into the lake): Dude, theres 2 ducks, now theres four, theres eight, THERES TEN DUCKS!

IamDrugs: Dude, It's a duck infestation!

Me: Dude, look, it's a DUCK BOAT!

...ten minutes later...

Me: The ducks are an elite squadron set out to destroy mankind!
 
liberty hack said:
IAmDrugs ran from my stepbrother's car to mine to fill a bottle of gatorade with vodka, with people next to us in traffic watching him pour. About twenty feet later, I see him jump out of the car again, walk over to some SUV stopped next to us, hand him money, and get a sack. It turns out that the dealer saw my stepbrother stopped in traffic on the way, and called him, so they made a drug deal in the middle of noon rush hour traffic on the highway.
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Holy shit, that is nuts
 
Originally posted by Black Octagon
while on some very good acid 2 months ago:

"believe it or not I am COMPLETELY straight right now...oh wait no I'm not. UNICORNS! UNICORNS!"


Best one yet! =D
 
Me on a lot of mushrooms last night, to my new boyfriend:
"You kiss like strawberries"
His beard was hurting me and somehow reminded me of those black dots on strawberries... I thought it was so sweet
 
I snorted a ridiculously large line of ket on sunday morning after a night of excessive drug abuse I was in the strangest k-hole and the bed kept changing. I was like
'woh,this bed has entirely too many dimensions'
 
"serendipity made the mushrooms because the mushrooms are grass. Serendipity also killed the mushrooms." I remember saying shit along those lines on shrooms.
 
I did this whole skit for my friends once
I walked up to them and said in a medieval voice
"I now present to you sir hilly hally of the royal regans"
Then I grabbed my friends sword and I slowly walked over to him.
I placed the sword on his shoulder and said
"I knight thee sir hide and seek and go fuck yourself"
 
KemicalBurn said:
Originally posted by Black Octagon
while on some very good acid 2 months ago:

"believe it or not I am COMPLETELY straight right now...oh wait no I'm not. UNICORNS! UNICORNS!"


Best one yet! =D
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Hilarious indeed :)

love it!!

It wasn't a quote but i did spend 15 minutes chasing myself around the house after a hefty dose of acid once. I had goven my gf some flowers that day and i picked one up and it looked like a big eye or triffid lookign at me..
so i basically had this flower menacing me and chasing me through the house. It was hilarious if i do say so myself. The absurdity of the situation was the best ever!!
 
On my first trip to amsterdam, me and my friend ingested 45g of fresh shrooms each and were tripping balls.

And at one point we were sat in this coffeeshop (we'd been there all night, and we were very stoned) and out of nowhere me friend turns to me with this expression of pure claity, amazement and happiness. "Kane, oh my god, seriously, Ive just realised something. Im so happy, this is going to change everything, you see--" and at this point my phone rings, and it was my girlfriend, so I told him to hold it for a sec.

When I got off the phone, I turned back to him and he looked half asleep. I asked him what he was saying, and he said "Oh, I forgot". To which, I laughed my ass off for like an hour. He'd just forgotton a life changing epiphany because he spaced out for a couple of minutes.
 
Just a few hours ago (at night) a friend and me (both on acid) were walking down a dark narrow path with bushes on one side and 2 pipes above each other on the other one. Each pipe had a diameter of about one meter and they were ca. 20cm apart.
Our conversation (translated into english):
Friend: "look at these EVIL DARK PIPES"
Me: "I can see it in the newspaper: two young men were strangled by EVIL DARK PIPES"
F: "they just wait for you put your head between them and then they will crush your head"
Me (goes closer to the pipes)
F: "not that I actually believe that they will do that...."
Me (is going to put his head between the pipes)
F: "NOOOOOOO! get away from them! just in case..."

later:
F: "when there's more light shining on the EVIL DARK PIPES, they actually look more like a sofa"

(i don't know if it's funny to you but we were laughing our asses off :D )
 
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