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Greatest quotes from trips

One night my friend was on morning glory seeds and we were walking around an area where a bunch of businesses are located. All the businesses were closed so the lights were off inside. The quote goes as follows.

My Friend:
"Dude..I can see inside those windows really good..I can see the whole room"
Me: "Uh..I can see inside the rooms fine too"
My Friend: "Yeah but I can see in there REAL good..my pupils are big man...can you see that picture on the wall back there and how about the furniture over there?"
Me: "Yeah..I can see it..."
My Friend: "No you cant!!! My pupils are dialated and i can see better!"

This conversation kept repeating itself until I finally gave in and told my friend he was right..so he would shut up and enjoy his trip.
 
All of us high on weed and K...

my friend was lying on the bed and he says to me
friend: "YOah! wee blon bu a blee"
me: "WHAT?!"
friend: "wee blon bu a blee"
me: "dude wtf are you talking about!"
friend: "wee blon bu a blee"
me: *starts trippin out hardcore*

He continued saying that same thing over and over for about 15 minutes. He actually thought he was speaking english. In the end, I figured out he meant: "We are gonna burn a blunt"

high ass mofo..lol
 
my brother and his friends all very drunk at a strip club...
(there is a line of girls up on the stage,)

Tom-"SHOW ME YOUR TITS!"
(none of them do)
my brother-"SHOW ME YOUR MINDS!!!!"
(everyone flashes him)
 
"How did those shrimp get all over the floor"

Four of us contemplating candycanes that had fallen off the christmas tree and onto the floor. Totally blew our minds.
 
Tonight my friend took three 10mg ambiens and then we all smoked a shit load of bowls. He's been saying hilarious shit all night.

"What's that word for when you first see a house?"
 
RFH: (really fucking high)

(out of nowhere)
me: Dude... death is kind of like before you were born...
friend: huh?
me: imagine, nothing... we don't even know 'nothing'
friend: ........ ... ... shut up... ....thats trippy to think about


MOS: (Me on shrooms)

(talking to myself)
Hmm... getting tired of what is natural...is what crazy....is....

If 1d is a point, 2d is 2 (x,y) points connected, 3d is a 3rd point (x,y,z), I wonder what 4d is... since we can see 2d and 1 d in 3d... looking at it.. I wonder if 4d can see us in 3d.... we cant see "in 1 or 2d" but we can see it, while if you were a stick figure drawn on a page you would have no concept of 3d.. you would only know forward back up and down... ...so mabye we just cant understand the concept of 4d.... yet..

I went off on that one for a while.


RFD: (really fucking drunk)

(me blacking out having a seziure)

friend: don't worry man... it's just another story to tell.

I don't know why, but thoes words helped me get through the night...
 
On 5 hits of blotter

"its further than that"

I'm not sure what THAT was or why it was further but my buddy kept messin with me saying Oh its gettin closer to which I would reply "NO its further than that its inside" and he would go yeap its gone way further now... took awhile to get off that loop
 
First trip on mushrooms:

me= "simple minded joint"

I still remember saying that in some insane revelation, yet now I have no clue what the hell it means.
 
me after arriving at my motel parking lot, just realizing that the acid HAD infact kicked in, and hard:

*looks at friend*

DUDE! .....A!

ey... dude

ey!.. dude?!

duuuuude... ey

followed by DUDE~A! multiple times, then skipping backwards about 10meters from our car and giggling. needless to say, it was a long night... and the motel provided much interesting trip environment. the "fake" bush and "mini bbqs" were very perplexing.
 
Friend on mushrooms: Dude, I feel like I'm being pulled down.
Me: I believe thats called gravity.
Friend (with a look of wild excitement in his eyes) I'm feeling gravity for the first time! Mushrooms are awesome!
 
LOL at one massive pill party my friends and i had at a friends place we all went quite overbored with the pills... I ended up having 6 in total.. (white stars,white diamonds, red diamonds, um... cant really remember any more.) but the most important pill of that night was the pink elephant! aahh i love them... nice amount of ket in there.. i was hallucinating my face off!

Me: "Um... is it just me or did alex's cupboard doors turn red?

Friends: "No, its just you."

5 mins later...

Me: "Um... guys... can you also see that luminous green spider web in the corner?"

Friends: "Nope, its just you"

5 mins later...

Me: "kris! did you just see that model walk behind you!"

LOL aahh the fun!
 
my freshman year at college, after smoking some salvia with my extremely timid roommate mark outside the scholarship house we shared with twenty other guys, I went up to our room to sleep while he stayed downstairs with the numerous girls and guys studying in the common room of the house . (he seemed completely unaffected) Seconds after laying down I hear his distinctively clumsy feet running up the stairs at full speed. He bursts through the door and slams it shut behind him. He is terrified and visibly shaking and there is a trickle of blood coming out of his nose. he tells me between gasping breaths that he just screamed at our mutual friend and housemate, Fatsacks, for no reason threatening him "get the fuck away or I'll kill you." while getting in his face and grabbing him by the collar. All of this occuring out of the rule enforced dead silence downstairs. after this Fatsacks punched him in the face so he ran up here to hide. Before I even get out of bed to calm him down ,I hear heavy quick footsteps up the stairs. Fatsacks cometh. I have a second to envision the shitstorm about to unfold which will probably end in my expulsion from the house. Mark is pressed against the door with all his 130 pounds when fatsacks pushes easily through it.(he is six-three and in excess of 300lbs) He looks at the now crumpled Mark on the floor who is jabbering and making a sound that is recognizable as laughing or crying but difficult to judge which. fatsacks looks and me and asks what i have done to Mark. I tell him to chill and leave mark alone he didn't know what he was doing. Fatsacks asks what I think happened downstairs and i impart the story mark had just told me. Fatsacks starts laughing and poking mark with his shoe and tells me mark ran in from outside, stumbled on the carpet just inside the door and did a face plant, and when he tried to help mark up mark grabbed his head and spoke loudly enough for everyone to hear "Anilise(our 70 year old german housemother who was present for this scene) is on drugs don't trust her when she says i eat flowers." after his outburst he ran up the stairs and this is where the two versions of what happened merge.
Incidently,mark truly had not eaten any flowers but rather vomitted on the sidewalk directly outside of the open windows of the common room right before his big entrance.
 
My friend S. and I, on acid:

S - (giving her plant on the windowsill the most evil look I've ever seen)
Me - Uhhh why are you giving the plant the evil look of death?
S - That...plant...
Me - What about it?
S - It's GIVING ME TASTES!!!!!

She then starts running her fingers over her tongue maniacally, in utter disgust.

S - TAKE IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!
(I had to hide the damned thing under my bed)

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Same friend, different occasion, her first time smoking pot (she smoked most of it because she "wasn't feeling anything.") Sitting in my ex's living room:

S - It's not hitting me. At all. This sucks.
Me - Then why do you keep standing up and sitting down?
S - Because I have to pee!
Me - Weeell why don't you go pee?
S - Because I don't feel anything!
S - (picking up a math set that was on the coffee table) OUHHH! Sharp objects!!!!!

Needless to say, we wrestled the math set out of her hands and hid it where she would never find it again. :)
 
"Whoooo! A fast moving saucer turnes fast off the apple hill parking lot!"
-A friend had written this on a piece of paper under the influence of reefer
 
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