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Greatest quotes from trips

"I think they're friendly" - A, about the government lint floating above my knee

"Eat it faster than it can swell!!!!!!!" - A (cracked me up!!!)

"Not doing acid will really fuck up her life." - me, about a friend who is anti-acid without any reasons to back it up, although if she did it she'd have all this awesome inspiration for future art projects... gaah...
 
"You need to get it on with the girl chair, so then we can have cute little baby chairs" -on dex, talking about how we only have 1 comfy chair in the garage.

"<GASP!!>How do i breathe in there!!" -on shrooms, meaning, how do i breathe in my body after a mild OBE.

"I feel like i'm somewhere i shouldn't be, like behind the counter of a pharmacy" -my bf on dex <---one of my faves!
 
<shrugs shoulders>"Thats the way the cookie crumbles" - Friend on mush after power shuts off stereo.

(After peaking on some good L)
R: chicken patty
Me: chicken patty?
R: chicken patty! (points at his pet ferret)
Me: chicken patty! chicken patty!
Me: chicken nugget?
R: We can eat him if it comes to it!
 
great thread :)

one of my friends, coming down severely.. randomly came out with 'something is not quite right' and i still cannot stop laughing every time i think about it.. lol
 
me, on 50mg of AMT, mistaking dirty laundry for people:

"Whoa. I almost said 'that sleeping person looks like my robe', which is what i shouldn't say, because, well, it isn't true!"

and later that evening,

"perhaps Germany just likes to be called Germany."

me and my friend were coming up with alternate names for all the
countries in europe, but we couldn't think of a good name for germany
 
On LSD:

*offers my friend a drink of softdrink from a bottle i brought over - (the Schweppes with the 5% lemon juice in it)*
him: what is it?
me: It's great I like getting it as its not sweet and just has a bit of a lemon juice in it to give it a nice bit of lemony taste..
him: Really? i always just got soda water and added lemon juice of my own..
me: Yes, but it's not going to be as good as the stuff in the bottle - it's got real lemon in it you know - so it's more authentic as it says so on the label.
* dissovle in a fit of giggles as i realise how stupid that statement is 8)*
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On the plus side it made me realise alot about marketing etc and i had one of those profound break through moments...
 
friends first time on K...

"i cant understand why this all makes sense"

in trying to describe why he wasnt at all worried about the weird thigns happenin to the world...
 
out of nowhere “who put the glad in gladiator” –me on DXM apparently i had a CEV of Hercules

“is there helium in the air? I think there’s helium in the air” –my cousin on E at our first rave, in the hardcore room

me: *knocks on head* “I feel like wood”
friend: “haha, fuccin Pinocchio”

“there’s a 20 foot turtle chasing me” -me on crack-laced weed

a blob of ice cream fell on the pillow but I thought it was my friends leg and i said “haha, that shit looks like bird poop! Haha, fuccin bird poop lady!” we were high as hell!

i was running around a bonfire
friend: “alice (what people called me) what are you doing?”
me: “I’m chasing an Indian, *insert Indian chant here*”

i'll add more when i think of them
 
"If only she wasn't 35... and pregnant"

Or how about an epiphamy I had my first time on shrooms.

"Think about it guys, were tripping, and hanging out in K-Mart... God we suck."
 
hahaha im sooo fucken high =D good bud good bud..anyways

*C is me L is my friend*

L:*completely stoooneedd*Hey is that guy walking over there a latino man or a hindu man?
C:uhh buddy...thats a white man

hahahahahaha I found this sooooooooo funny for some reason im still laughing
 
From last night while sitting over a ledge watching drunk people stumble (and fall) home. We were overlooking a beautiful part of our campus on some mushrooms...

C: There seems to be some sort of telepathic connection you experience while tripping.
Me: I was JUST thinking that!

...followed by lots of laughing.
 
when me and2 of myfriends were tripping DXM, we were up at rhodes for like 5 hours that night and i kept looking in the windows of cars saying "i look like a fucking crackwhore!!" and was freakin out, then we went with this dude to some other dudes house and me and one friend just started freaking out saying 'we NEED to go back to rhodes right now' because that house didnt seem 'right' to us and rhodes was like our home or something bc we had been there so fucking long. on the way home we walked because it was only a few blocks away and we were too fucked up to drive, it seemed like it took us 2 hours but was only like 10 minutes at the most. when we got there i was fuucked up so i just decided to lay down, and i was falling in and out of sleep i guess but i just kept thinking tonight was my last night alive and i was scaring the fucking shit out of myself..then all of the sudden i was just like everythings ok..and after about 20 minutes of laying in the dark i said "guys....i just floated on a cloud" and my friend was like "i seriously floated up the stiars earlier' haa idk it was funnier than it sounds
 
Last night I went to a club and took a bit too much K I think. I was just leaning against the wall to keep my balance.
Some guy came up to me and asked "Why are you not dancing?"
Me: I feel like if I start dancing, I'll fly away. 8(

Then I was waiting at the coatcheck to get my sweater, and my freind asked me why I was leaving so early (5am)
Me: People are giving me drugs all over this place, I'm way too fucked up as it is. I gotta go.
Friend: You don't HAVE TO take them
Me: I never thought of that...
so I stayed
 
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while on acid at a doof


my friend and i decided to announce to anyone that was in the vicinity

"i'm k-holing like a bitch " 8) ;)

also

"existential bliss" was screamed at a few randoms

:\;)
 
There where 7 of us, B and S where driving
B: "the ONLY way i am driving to D's house is if i drop my car off at my house first then S drops you guys off and picks me up"
S: "*thinks for a minute* sounds like im getting fucked"

hahaha it was really funny at the time, none of us where in any shape to drive
 
MissBehavin'_416 said:
Then I was waiting at the coatcheck to get my sweater, and my freind asked me why I was leaving so early (5am)
Me: People are giving me drugs all over this place, I'm way too fucked up as it is. I gotta go.
Friend: You don't HAVE TO take them
Me: I never thought of that...
so I stayed
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Lmao!
 
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