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Greatest quotes from trips

"No wonder there are so many Christians! The Bible is a trip! (If this is what all those followers have been feeling, I can understand blah blah blah ! ...)"

– first time on acid, watching the "Noah's Ark" sketch from Fantasia 2000.


Me: "You wanna trademark that?" (referring to a phrase she's been grandly repeating)
Her: "What, my nose?"
 
"ohhh, dude.... DUDE! Turn the lights off, Bart Simpson is trying to stab me."

"Bring the party out here... to my mouth."
 
While under the influence of dxm, walking in front of my bathroom mirror... And with the deadliest of convictions... "IT'S YOU!!!!"
 
Me on acid and Xtc while lying on a soaking wet field in the cold rain next to a friend. "Quips aside, we have serious matters to discuss."
We then proceeded to say all the Q words that we thought sounded cool. Many repeating quips over and over while bursting out in laughter.
 
i dunno about everyone else, but i get really insightful when i'm tripping. one time a mate and i were discussing our existences and all that whatnot, when he said: 'we can't comprehend the existence of nothing'. to which i replied: 'i can't comprehend the existence of nothing, but i can comprehend the end of everything.' oh, and another time i told a mate that he could not 'wool the try and pull over my woollen eyes'! he he
 
My ex friend ray and I are getting extremely stoned at this one drug runners house. Now this drug dealer was 15 years old and dealt in nothing less than half pounds. We had been at his house all morning smoking weed and were very stoned, I could barely walk to my car. At the time I had a '68 VW Bug on air. Now because it was on air it was very tricky to drive. To go in a straight line you had to pull the wheel half way to the right, as if you were making circles. Also the car had to be mid way up to do so. Now I was on half inch lines with 15mm cylinoids, so this was a task in itself. In lemans terms this meant that my car popped up and dumped out very very quickly so pin-pointing where you wanted to be was difficult. So we got the car up ok but we were parked between two others. I kept repeating to ray "Dude, i'm too fucked. I can't drive." and he would reply back "Be carefull Larry, don't crash into nobody". This continued for about the next 10 minutes till that 15 year old kid came outside to see what was wrong. We told him the situation about the cars infront of us and behind us then said "that car infront was my mom, she left about five minutes after you guys did". Low and behold that little bastard was right and the car infront of us was gone. I guess we were having too much fun laughing at ourselves to notice. The little punk went back inside and we sat inside the car for another 5 minutes till we figured it was time to leave...
 
Rather weird:

Me, holding halves of a broken water-pistol: Lucy, my gun is broken.
Lucy, hands me a spring: Fix it with a spring.
Me, shaking my head: The spring won't fix it. LUCY, MY GUN IS BROKEN!
Lucy: THE SPRING.
Me, giving the pring back: The spring defines you. Keep it.

^^It seemed SO deep at the time... My gun - my soul and my heart, my life... broken and can not be fixed. Spring - represents the effort that people put in trying to "fix me"...
 
me, tripping on acid:

I hate animals. Wait a second, no I don't... I like animals!

me on shrooms:

Jump on a flying shroom!

My bud on shrooms:

If you guys want me I'll be over here in my pit of filth.

My brother on acid:

Its all plastic coated!

and the doozy of em all:

me looking in fridge: so, you sold that sheet eh?
my buddy: no i ate it
 
I was coming up on acid, doing homework at a rave. I'm sitting with a girl I met just before we went in. She's talking incessantly.
Me: (thinking) Is she hitting on me? No way, I'm too young for her.
Her: Sorry I'm peaking.
Me: Ahh, righto. :D

At the same rave. I'm peaking on the acid with my straightedge tripsitter.

Me: Let's play scissors paper rock!
(round 1)
Me: Dammit
(round 2)
Me: Dammit
(round 3)
Me::p
(round 4)
Me: :X
(round 5)
Me: FUCK!!!

Something like that anyway. As you can see I lost every single round. :p
 
"You trippin dude?"

"Yeah, i think, yeah i definately feel it coming on....... i just talked to that shrubbery."
 
J "what do you mean we have no weed left"
T "theres like .3"
J "we can roll it with stems...itll be like biodome"
T "what the fuck the stems arnt pauly shore"
J "does it even bother you that we just killed a tree? err.. pauly shore.. whatever you just called it"

halfway through a 4g mushroom trip
 
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"It's for my ADD" in a voice that sounded like I was being punched in the stomach and exhaling helium.

Me to a cop a few years ago when he pulled some pharmaceutical speed out of my pocket. I don't have ADD.

I was on an extremely high dose of DXM (a little over 10 mg/kg) and I was stupidly out in public, robo-walking like a mother fucker.

He didn't press charges, I just told him I had been drinking and was headed to my friends car to go home.
 
Here are just a few of the stupid things Ive said...


"I'm gonna kick the shit outta Tony Montana"
-Watching Scarface on shrooms.

"Lets go outside and play in the hurricane"
-It was a sunny winter day.
 
"Why does the lighter keep turning it self off?"

This occured after I had snapped off a couple 2ft bongloads of some nice bubblehash. For some reasons I thought the lighter (bic) was supposed to stay on until I turned it off like a house light.
 
My fav..... my friend once sed while off tap (and very drunk) - "I'm not under the Affluence of Incahol as some Tinkle Peep i am" (what she was meaning to say was 'I'm not under the influence of alcohol as some ppl think i am)
 
me on rolls 1st time "wowwwww man i feel like i should be more naked than a pornstar"

a girl i know on rolls"i wish we could just all be naked.......hey guys...HEY GUYS...lets make a sex sandwhich" (very funny and also very appetizing lol)

me on shrooms(looking for a clock) "well...there is no time in this room!!!.WE HAVE CONQUERED TIME!!!"

my buddy A on MDA (the "end of the world" is looking into a folded back golf club head cover while its being pulled back into its original shape...pretty cool shit...achieving life is pushing "the broom of justice" into the wall and grinding it)..."show me the end of the world while i achieve life" (prompted a discussion on how the government was showing us trippers the end of the world while we achieved life)

me on 5 gs of shrooms (we were smoking a bowl and i was trying to get a lighter in a room full of different conversations goin on,u know how that can be...and this dude D somehow got my attention thru the fog of voices and threw me the lighter) "aww dude u cut rite thru it...u got penetration skills man!!" (ooo nooooo accidentally gay)

my buddy A on MDA ( we were playing super mario kart,and thought we could recreate the rumble on ps2 controllers by having somebody pull the cords of the controllers in the direction that the person playing was turning)
(A says this in a SUPER gay voice,completely by accident )"OOOH YEA DO IT HARD.....MAKE ME FIGHT IT!!!"

my buddy A on shrooms (we were videotaping a tripping party i was having,and when we watched it 10 minutes after taping it this was the result)
sudden stop in the tape"theres the lost 20 minutes"
"WOW DUDE ITS LIKE CONTROLLING TIME...thats what a video camera is,its a time controller"

ive got plenty more......ill save some for later
us t
 
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