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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

"hold on i'll be back in a minute, im swimming in the carpet." - me, flat on my face, on MXE
 
psychlone jack said:
lol some great shit in this thread.

A common theme in mine...

J, after her first breakthrough salvia trip, she hid under the covers of the bed for like 10 minutes, then pops out and yells "i see many things" and promptly falls off the bed.

Another time, me and a friend both on obscene doses of dxm. I came out of the bathroom and ripped a really obnoxious fart, k was sitting on a bed and just kinda bounces up onto all fours and screams at me "you must tell me where did that come from" in a really authoritative tone... And promptly falls off the bed lol.
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from what i was told when i od'd on benzos, i said the the paramedic "are we going to blackpool?" in a serious voice. they laughed. i live like 150 miles from blackpool, not that funny but its all i have lol
 
one time on E after being up for hours i was lying on the carpet going into those little micro sleeps/nods and i jumped up and shouted "for fucksake we just missed the train"

and another time in the excact same place albeit only high as a kite on weed i was lying on the floor and my eyes must had been shutting and i was having tiny dreams, anyway i had my hands behind my head supporting it and i was dreaming i was playing a game of soccer. i dont know if people will understand his but as i started to dream i must have dropped my head as i fell asleep right as my head hit the ground in the dream i got kicked in the face playing the football! i jumped up nd screamed and knocked over a coffee table that my leggs were under spilling everyones drink! Evryone was in hysterics cause to them i was just lying falling asleep and then jumped up like a maniac!

I alwasy loved tripping on E but i had a mate who even when just getting stoned would look and me and smirk and say "haha i know what your doing, your trying to make me paranoid" i would laugh at him thinking i waas trying to make him para when i wasnt knowing he was obv getting para and when i laughed he would protest more and the vicious cycle started the same guy was at a festival with me and he started to sway i said are you ok and he shook his head with a look of pure fear! it was right at the starting chords of the verve - bittersweet symphony and then he just fainted! instantly i started raking through his pockets as i knew we both ha various drugs with us for the weekend. i wanted to make sure he had nothing on him incase paramedics or security came and it was only after it i realisd why i got the dirty looks! people must have thought my pal fainted and i was robbing him! He came round and we went on to enjoy the rest of the festival also trying our first aid together!!

Great times
 
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haha ive come out with similar stuff when on MDMA or pre ban Meph "i feel like jesus! the messiah" and random shit like that
 
I don't have any funny quotes, either I don't remember them or I never say them in the first place. I have no druggie friends to hang out with anyway.

But if it counts, after I have one of my tonic clonic seizures in a public place (I'm epileptic) apparently I start joking with the paramedics and cops and other surrounding people. BUT I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!!??? I guess it makes for an enjoyable patient, or something.
 
last night, very stimulated in the middle of the dancefloor at a rave i recall shouting to my friend

"im so fucked i wanna have a conversation involving talking about talking"

you could see his mind racing at the aspect of that
 
"I want my mom NOW" I was having a terrible trip on acid and was almost crying I said this to a group of 3 or 4 close friends when I was 18, wasnt funny at the time at all but now it is somewhat amusing... also various statements about feeling like god or jesus and how fucking excellent everything is...
 
On mushrooms my friend and I were walking around the lake. It was the middle of the summer but in this wooded area there were leaves all over the path and my friend said "Dude, I think we just walked into another season..."

On LSD walking around we hear a loud truck roaring off in the distance and my friend jumps up and says "It's the bad trip!"

Classic case of "you had to be there", they're probably not really funny to anyone else haha. I fucking WISH I could remember funnier ones as I know we have said some funny shit, but I just can't. *Sad face* Mushrooms ALWAYS induce a lot of hilarious quotes.
 
Sitting in the car, tripping face on shrooms
Me:
"Hey guys I just bit my thumb off."

Friend:
"WOAH! No Let me see!"

*friend looks at my hand, my thumb is all curled up.*
"Nah nigga you good."

I now know not to put my hand in my mouth when I'm on shrooms for that reason.
 
We were all tripping, the entire bunch of us. And amidst all the chaos, a close friend mutes the echo of our ringing voices and in all seriousness asks me, "Hey dude, dude, Have you ever tasted an apple?". That was a classy moment etched in my ''forever memories". I couldnt stop laughing for atleast a half hour.

Happy life
 
I always say weird things to my girlfriend when she talks to me while I'm nodding on oxycodone. Most recently it was "We can bring the wine bottles to the strip club" or something along those lines. I don't drink wine and I don't go to strip clubs. It must have been a hell of a dream.
 
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