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Great quotes while out...

"how good is this track?"
"this is the SICKEST track"
"shit yeah"
"man i hate this track"
"this is the WORST track"
"yeah i cant stand it..."
"thats more like it!
"yeah this is the SICKEST track"
"fuck yeah.."
....."have you noticed that when you're smashed everything is either the sickest or the worst?"
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..dangermouse..
.you've gotta lose it.
.to find it.
 
Plain Frigging Stupidity by Assorted ppl...
Quote: I'm just gonna sit here and watch the trees grow.
Quote: I've got a new invention, why dont we get syringes and put red cordial in them then we we goto clubs inject it into bottles so nobody knows!
While @ Work answering phone and coming down:
Quote: Welcome to Fastfone this is the devil, how may I help you? (followed by a instant hangup!!!!)
 
maxi: you look beautiful ...... like a sombrero!!!
okay, so this isn't what maxi actually said (we can't remember what the correct sentence was) but it's what ~I~ thought he said .... didn't help that i thought he was lieing on a bed talking to a strawberry in a really seductive voice at the time!!!!!
 
at delerious summer festival after buying a bottle of water i losened the lid and squeezed the bottle ..
"look! this bottle leaks"
i said thinking i'd got a tampered bottle.
wasnt untill the girls showed me that it will leak if the lid is losened and the bottle squeezed:]
ah well:]
more just stupid child like pilling HQ bliss:]
 
hehehe.. *grins* this is me and Blue_Pig at Teri this week, having my never had G before..
him: How is it man?
me: Gee-Whiz!!!!! *big ole grin*
him: Hmmm.. G and wizz?! that's a great idea! Let's do it!
me: mmmmm yum..
also, after candyflipping down at that river at Earthcore having a conversation with Tarasarlan about my general usefulness in the capacity of cleaning up the tent..
"What am I then?!? Chopped Liver?? actually.. that's not far off."
hoo boy...
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*shuffle, shuffle*
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whoever said that everything is either the "sickest" or the "worst" when chopped obviously hasn't been struck by a severe bout of indescision, luko style.. picture luko & good buddy adrian on the steps at hard kandy. i've chowed down a whole tulip & said buddy had a 007 if i remember correctly:
l: gee i wonder whats in these pills?
a: yeah, i don't know. i think it's MD.
l: you really think so?
a: well now that you mention it, i'm not too sure.
l: yeah, me either!
a: uhhrrr... i have no idea... *eyes roll back*
l: ...if you can't make a descision it must be MD of some description..
a: ..do you think so?
l: *throws hands in air* for fucks sake adrian!!!
a: well you're the one who can't decide!!!
Just had to be there, a real classic.. i think we spent about half an hour debating whether or not to get off the step. in the end he looks at me and goes ".. and you know, like, the force? and darth vader?", that fantastic quote from human traffic if anyone knows it.. my ribs hurt the next day from laughing so much!
 
I can't remember where this was from, but a group of friends and I were lying out under the stars one night pretty wasted on something, and for some reason I tried to describe how the stars looked.... this is what I sqeezed out:
"Whoa, The stars look like...... like.......like sandpaper!?"
......maybe u just had to be there!
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I think of my life as a series of sketches; each one funnier than the last
 
MorpheusDaq enlightened me with this startling discovery:-
"Yeah, without your brain, you don't eat!!!"
 
"fuck me..you're carl cox"
said by me with my jaw on the ground
keep it real-ferris
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..."apart from Death, are there any other side effects"...
 
oh yeah, i got a couple. very big weekend for me this weekend just passed. out to a nightclub on friday, two hours sleep on saturday, electrik on saturday night, and then the big day out on the sunday. by sunday night about midnight i was fuggered. so i go to my mates "man, i'm sore in places that i didn't even know i had places". or earlier on at the bdo, after smoking a couple of snow cones with a mate, and a girl we just met "hey ben, hand me your water man, i've got to douse this carpet in my mouth."
oh well, i guess you had to be there.
 
Last night I said an absolute pearler, but I was in the process of getting a *little* bent, so as you can imagine, I can't remember what it was..... don't u just hate that!
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I think of my life as a series of sketches; each one funnier than the last
 
Now that I look back on it, I must have looked like an absolute tool.
Upon finding a nut (the mechanical sort) on the ground, I started stepping on it and then removing my foot telling everyone that I could...
'Look! I'm on my nut. Now, I'm off my nut.'
 
Something I said while out was really funny.
I had just taken my 3rd pill and my mate who doesnt pop wanted to have a sleep in the car, silly me not thinking straight agreed to walk him back and sit with him for a while.
As the pill started to peak I asked him "how can I log on the internet on this car, I want to check something on pillreports" I honestly thought that i could log on the dash board of a magna.
I still havent lived it down.
 
Something I said while out was really funny.
I had just taken my 3rd pill and my mate who doesnt pop wanted to have a sleep in the car, silly me not thinking straight agreed to walk him back and sit with him for a while.
As the pill started to peak I asked him "how can I log on the internet on this car, I want to check something on pillreports" I honestly thought that i could log on the dash board of a magna.
I still havent lived it down.
 
Said friend of mine said this whilst quite gone on god knows what...
"Ketamine...K...and since "K" is the symbol of POTASSIUM in the periodic table, what we are actually snorting is POTASSIUM!!!"
God knows why but we still call K "Potassium" till this day.
OH yeah, this is the same fella who decided to hold a golf demostration in front of an audience (who was clean) on how to hit a golf ball. And ended up making a 10cm by 10cm hole in the garden.
 
Thought this needed resurecting.
Had one on the weekend. Me, BlueDevil and friend are ripped to our eye balls and discussing pets when Blue Devil says "You know what I would like to have next as a pet........... a Squirel" The delivery was fantastic and I laughed non-stop for about 10-20 minutes.
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"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"Well I have actually and it turns out that the devil is a real top bloke."
 
stoned out of our trumpets, everyone quiet then from knowhere
"We're all a bunch of mongbats!"
haven't heard that word in years, but I reakon it's the most accurate description of being stoned yet invented.
and: "I'm a wizard, I can fly!" same guy, while ripped on a pink dome.
 
jerox (after hearing about my wild hallucinations on antibiotics): no more drugs for you, only LEGAL drugs!!!!
kekekeke
bk
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.... what time is love?? 8:45 ....
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NRG4
time: about 330-400am
standing near the console with dee dee after his set, watching dave pham (minimal techno) on the decks from the floor. was quite enjoying his fun and quirky set, although it might have been abit hard for NRG purists who were expecting only NRG. (even though NRG4 isnt NRG the music genre)
dave was at that moment mixing a track with bits of a love ballad thrown in... i liked it - full of the unexpected and nicely done as well.
off-his-face dude in red cap and yellow t-shirt jumped out in front of our face and went "man! this is fucked! we might as well go home and listen to CDs!" and stomped off into the crowd behind.
he probably wasnt good at placing well-known techno faces.
GhOst: "i guess hes not a very techno-person... "
dee dee: "oh well, let him go home and listen to his CDs... "
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morning after NRG4
Ruski bumping k and drinkng pop tops (green ones)
pokes out his tongue and sees that it is green
asks "does k make your tongue go green?"
in all seriousness.
sorry dude. had to put it up...
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See you at the next one
Dancing is the perpendicular reenactment of the horizontal desire
 
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