• 🇳🇿 🇲🇲 🇯🇵 🇨🇳 🇦🇺 🇦🇶 🇮🇳
    Australian & Asian
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • AADD Moderators: andyturbo

Great quotes while out - part III "If u cant say anything nice, make sure its funny!"

Here's one said by me recently on Acid.
In a lull in the conversation, this one cuts through the silence.
"Well, I think I'm an excellent wanker."
(Cue scattered laughter)
 
sitting at a rave at the Brunswick st festival at about 9pm wondering what to do when about 6 ppl start to "have a play fight" i look at icantfeelmylegs,he looks at me we say
"Get a room FUNBOYS"
very funny if you were there.
 
I was chillin with some BLs at a house partee' and i blurt out "Yes of course, it all makes sense now! Yoda is the love child of kermit the frog and miss piggy!"
It produced some larynx flapping! :)
 
Tabernacle, not to be a dog, but I read that quote in The Age's "Good Weekend" magazine. But maybe they got it from you...
Why am I so mean?
 
okay, just moved to melb so signed up again to er celebrate? *waves skitz to all the guys in perth!!* anyways usedta be elLOVESbass and here's somea my favourite quotes (straight outta the book we write them down in)
- 'it's like my tv is aura and it can read your aura' (the tv was glowing! i swear!!)
- 'i love having arms!!' (thankyou mr mcrae)
and finally, the most recent addition.. *hangs her head in shame at her fucked-upness at the time* ;)
me (to some weird old dude): 'say it again!!
him: '???say what again?'
me: 'just say it, say what you said!!'
him: 'i uh.. didn't say anything? who are you? what're you on about?'
me: 'no no fuck that, just say it!!'
umm it went on like that for a while until i got distracted and realised i had no idea who he was.
the end :) :)
 
Yet another classic from Dante, also while stright(ish):
"The lounge folds out to be a full size couch"
DJC*
 
PAGE 3??
thread deserve better than that!
^^^^^
That's probably the funniest thing I've read in this thread.
"On the weekend i said..." "i was lying around really fucked up and i said..." "me and my drugfucked mates got a laugh when I said..." For the love of god nothing here is even remotely funny. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
Click to expand...
 
while talking to some english chicks at a large event in summer last year
my friend
"why did you come to Australia?"
english chick "well..."
"is it cos we have the sun, and you dont?"
"um.."
"or is it cos we have beaches... YOUVE JUST GOT PEBBLES!!!!"
:D
 
Torquay holiday (no sunlight for too long)
Me: Oh shit I made a mess
Mate: Why not, I fukkin love meth
Later.......
Me: Lets have some meth
Mate: Well clean it up just dont sit there
G.Y.H.T.B.T
On weekend girl walks past talkin on her mobile with heavy english accent
Friend: Hey its someone from england!!(with no trace of sarcasm)
English girlk: FUCK OFF!!!
Friend(with tears in eyes): Oh no I'm a rascist! Whats the matter with me what have I got against the english
 
There we go, I knew we could dig up something funny.
LOL @ Reaperman,
and at Dogah, who seems to check this thread every few minutes. ;)
 
"Well, at least the universe loves you"
"At least you got a screw"
"You can sorta rave"
"The kitty is back"
Hug da kitty~~~~~~~~~=^,,^=
The multiple orgasms
 
Meet up with some non-bluelight friends at a party, call them Mr A and Mr M. Soon after, we all sat down near the bluelight puddle....
Mr A: So... are you a bluelighter Mr M?
Mr M: Nope. Are you?
Mr A: Excellent! Neither am I!
Mr M: Ah Great!
*mood suddenly becomes more relaxed n friendly*
gleep: HAHAHAHA, you guys rock!
:D
[ 08 June 2002: Message edited by: gleep ]
 
sunday after a great night out in cbr with parts of the melb. crew
krill sittin round bored goes
"canberras shit, wheres the beer?"
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top