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Great quotes while out - part III "If u cant say anything nice, make sure its funny!"

(setting)A few weeks ago in bf's room while waiting for dinner to cook
(mood) Smashed beyond belief
(topic) types of spin you can use in joints.
me: chilli would be a really interesting thing to use for spin...
bf: yeah, but you would have to put some yoghurt in the joint so you dont burn yourself
me: YOGHURT?!?!!
bf: yeah, you know, like when you put yoghurt in a curry with lots of chilli in it so you dont burn your mouth
me: Yoghurt... how the fuck do you use yoghurt for spin?
bf: well... you could coat the inside of your rollie paper with yoghurt, then put in your chilli mix and it would stick to the paper and make it easier to roll!
me: ummmm...yes...but how do you smoke it?
The conversation then went on for what felt like 15 minutes but was more likely 5 minutes...
smashed conversations are so much fun!
Andromeda :)
 
My mate, trippin hard on mushies, and examining a sketchbook with a piece of greylead artwork on the page:
Mashed Friend: It looks mad, with the colours.
Me: Dude, there's no colours (cue scattered laughter).
--
Lost in the hills somewhere, driving around, trippin hard:
Me: Where are we, where are we going.
Mashed mate#2 : Who cares where we are, look out the window. (Referring to the stars).
--
Fuck, don't you hate it when you think you had some funny quotes but they just sound stupid when you write them down...Oh well.
 
Me: Man youre doing my head in...thats such a melbourne thing to say.
Schizo: What so no one from melbourne says that?
Me: I never said it before i came here
Schizo: you might as well just say 'youre melbourne my melbourne melbourne'
 
I'm not sure who else was involved in this conversation, but it took place@annas house last weekend...
RobertRollie getting all upset cos he thinks he's a tool...
me> Don't worry man, we're all tools, look at us, spanners the lot of us, it's a fucken tool kit in here
someone else> Yeah, we're TSK, The Sidchrome Krew
Anyone else who was there, if you can fill me in on who said the TSK bit... possibly Schizo...
 
this is leecie as apollo, i just cbf'd logging out...
apollo about 5 minutes ago..."my mouth has made like its own chewing gum"
with which plazma replied "dude, its called your tongue"
oh so classy :D
 
Quote one:
gleep: "Hey!"
gleep: "Hey!" what!?
gleep: Hey is the cats mother!
gleep: No, hey is the horse's mother.
gleep: No, she is the horses mother... Hey is the horses dinner!
Quote IV:
gleep: Wolfy! Where is he? Where's the dog?
gleep: He is a she! And she is a Cat! And her name is Wolfette!
gleep: No more questions.
gleep: Begin the experiment.
Quote bumblebee:
gleep: I hate it how people quote themselves in "great quotes while out".
[ 11 July 2002: Message edited by: gleep ]
 
@ Pharmacy 7:
"I thought that lady was an ashtray....."
@ Pharmacy wreckovery:
Me> You're Genasirus/Phil on Bluelight, right?
Genasirus> Yeah
Me> I'm Klooless, remember?
Genasirus> I thought Klooless's name is Sen
Me> I AM Sen!!!
 
Me to Cohaargen> Hey dude!! are you keen to see DJ HOT CARL (sarcasm)
Cohaargen> Yeah yeah im pumped I can't wait (enthusiasm)
Rememberance> Who the fuck is DJ Hot Carl??! (confused)
 
after spending half an hour looking for the carpark after uptopia @ superdome.
Mates: sydkiwi do u remember where the carpark is
Me: umm i dont remember much after getting out of the car..
turns out the carpark where we parked the car was right next to the venue
 
Picking up my brother at the airport before Utopia, I said to *Niasy*,
'Goddamm it, they just sold the Airport for $5 Billion.'
She turns to me in all seriousness, and says,
"Well, where are they going to build the new one?"
And, driving down George st, Naisy says, Look at all these guys in their Business Uniforms.
Hahaha That's Business Suits Naisy!
 
ROFL, DJ Hot Carl... :D
Classic.
(For those of you that don't know, I have an unhealthy obsession with Hot Carl's, which is defecating on the forehead of someone for the reciever's sexual gratification. And no, I don't like giving or recieving them. I just like the idea that people get off on this sorta stuff. :) )
 
A While ago when my friend was totally MUNTED at some event....she sent me a sms....going something like this
Hey Tegz....There's animals jumping along the tree tops....and the boys in the hood.....OMG i'm soo fucking fuck fucked...
I think there was more....lol...oh i wish i had of kept that msg and showed her...i accidently deleted it....she couldn't remember seinding it either....hehehe
another one...I was sitting on the couch half asleep at one of my ex's places....there were a few of us in the room....and i've suddenly just said 'No dont' do that you don't wanna do that....'
I didnt' actually realise that i was talking about something i was daydreaming about....hehe....everyone just looked at me strangely.....myyy god i was scattered! ;)
 
Okay, so we're all sitting here tripping and shit...
No, I mean, RIGHT NOW, WE'RE ALL TRIPPING in the literal sense of the word(s)
Vaile*'s significant other walks into the computer room all scared and shit cause "there's a spider attacking me." So we're like "shit, that's some crazy headfuck!"
And she's like "No, a REAL spider attacked me."
At this point we were all relieved.
"That's okay, we can handle REAL spiders."
Here endth the quote.
PS. I'M REALLY TRIPPING BALLS AWWWW YEAH!
 
At a club last night
random: Hi, what are you on?
me : nothing, just out here having fun. life is good?
random: Im on red butterfly, heard of them?
me : Not red ones, no
random: its really good, the coke in it is hitting me hard
me :(smiling) heh, I don't think you will find cocaine in pills
random: have you seen my boyfriend?
[ 20 July 2002: Message edited by: wazza ]
 
... on the way home...
him: did i ask you your name?
me: yes
him: what was your name again? i can't remember..carpark?
me: how the hell did you come up with carpark?
him: i don't know.. you look like a carpark to me.
me: *smack*
... in the middle of the second spliff...
him: how old are you?
me: how old do you think i am?
him: i don't know, thats why i'm asking.
me: 16
*jumps off me and off the couch and stares at me in horror*
him: no way.. your kidding me *starts pacing*
me: *laughing* i'm 21
him: geezus don't do that to me.. you nearly gave me a heart attack...bitch
...
him: *singing* row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merilly...
me: life is but a dream!
him: you know that song?
me: everyone knows that song
him: i thought i was the only one who knew that song
me: what planet have you been living on?
him: fucked up beyond belief and into eternity with a ... er.. uranus?
...
me: oh look, the sun is coming up..
him: no no no! the sun isn't allowed to come up
me: why not?
him: because!
me: *puzzled look*
him: because it means i'm running out of time to eat you before the sun burns me to bits.
me: ooooook
...
i could come up with more but he refused to let me bring out the tape recorder.. i had 4 hours of copius laughter with this guy. At one point during the night he also switched between french english and latin through a whole conversation, it was amazingly funny and this is just a .. hrmm long-ish note to say thank you!
[ 21 July 2002: Message edited by: dicey ]
 
me: (driving my car rather stonned) Is that a road?
P: errr.. yeah i think so
(continue driving in silence)
lol, i can't think of a worse question a driver should be asking the passenger.
:)
 
J: do you need it or do you want it?
R: i want it.
J: only buy what you NEED not what you WANT! If you buy it when you want it you are a victim of capitalism! yeah... CA-PIT-A-LISM!
*cue scattered laughter*
 
*after complete silence*
C: "Y'know, I rekon I get benter and benter every time I smoke weed."
 
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