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Great quotes while out - part III "If u cant say anything nice, make sure its funny!"

Took my older brother out to a club, playing Trance and it was his first pill.
He comes up to me and says,
"Man, the music is telling me a story."
He still get bagged about it.
 
Originally posted by anna!:
-sets the scene- Sitting at Poi's on Sunday morning, I'm lying in bed, DC's lying next to me, corch and stacy are sitting on the floor next to me.
Me (to DC) Get yer hand off my arse.
corch looks at his hand for maybe 2 minutes, absolutely baffled.
Corch (eventually) My hand's not really on your arse is it?

Hmmm.. I dont rember this one... mind you I had, had 30mins sleep.. since.. sometime..
/me finishes covering himself.. :D
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Been quite warey about putting this up but needs to be shared...
@ Memorial Party
Bill's mum (Short lady, 70ish?) walks up and stares very intently at XXX (whos tripping very very hard) for 30 seconds...
BM: 'Nice to see you all here... *big pause, still staring* with pipe cleaners'
XXX has a huge fidget, holding a fluro yellow pipe cleaner 'I i I I im sorry.. I i im having a really strange day'
BM: *Long pause, still staring* 'Why?'
XXX: "Ive had way too much acid"
BM leaves promptly.
*boom tish*
 
While sitting outside an event i was approached by a errr very munted individual, they just stood in front of me till i looked up and then said in complete excitment "My ciggi is peaking" On closer inspection the ciggi had made like a 'peak' on it from when u smoke it to fast
 
RachL, Rohan, Kristoo, Heath and Genasirus standing in bushes near stream at Memorial Party all tripping.
Genasirus: "Oooohhhh look at the dirt!! Look Look!!"
*Genasirus runs around picking up large chunks of dirt*
Gen: "here hold out your hand!!" *places dirt chunk in RachL's hand*
"Heres one for you!"
***Repeat*** for Kristoo and Heath
"And heres one for you! And one for you!"
4 people standing staring intently at a chunk of dirt in their hand.
Heath: "What the *fUcK* are we doing?!?!"
*Everyone drops dirt and stares at gen... shakes heads and walks off*
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Genasirus walks into his house at 8pm with rest of people in tow. Everyone else walks into bedroom, Gen stops to talk to mum. (Gen is too scattered to form sentences).
Gen: "hi hi... hi mum.... yeah hi"
Mum: "You alright?"
Gen: "Not not not... yes... er yeah no... not really... errr... "
*huge pause, gen holds face, looks at mum, looks at table*
Gen: "That stuff I got from Sydney?" *makes huge grinning face and A1/OK symbol with hands* then runs into bedroom
(and cries :P~)
 
while peaking off our faces in the middle of the dancefloor snogged a friend from work...
L: Hey.. thats the first time i've kissed a girl...
me: yeah?
L: mm yeah.. nice tongue stud by the way *pause* can we do it again?
while peaking again.. felt something rustle between my legs while dancing, looked down and then turned to my friend...
me: did you just see that?
b:see what?
me:that little dood thingie
b:hu?
me: one of the seven dwarves just walked past through my legs
b:when did you become snow white?
6 am...
L: dicey.. do you have a teddy bear on your radio?
me: no.. why?
L: because there's this little teddy bear. and he's got a tartan vest and this hat and he's dancing...
me: ooooook
...7 am...
L: dicey...
me: yeah?
L: my car got stolen...
me:hu?
L: my car got stolen.. *gets up and walks outside*
5 minutes later..
L: that was nice of them...they brought it back..
me: lol
peaking..
T: you're so pretty...*glassy eyed look*
me: awwww thanks
T: *frowns* fuck i'm smashed.. what'd i say?
K leaving the house...
K:bye!
me:bye!
R: have a good night!
me: you too.
*everyone looks at me*
K:where are you going?
bah.. thats enough for now!
 
After long PvD weekend
me: Fark I feel fantastic!
several other people: d00de, you look like shit!!!
me: but its ok, i feel good on the inside
 
i think i might have already posted this in a similar thread in US social but anyway...
josh_nexus (pretty fucked):"hey those are some cool lights... im going to go over and have a look"
josh's g/f (also pretty fucked):"josh dont you dare, thats a fucking cop car"
josh_nexus:"im sure they wouldnt be interested in us"
 
Various things heard over the weekend during drunken antics at ur place:
Me ..like all the things I said about Ethan..
Lucas What? Plugging Ethan?!
Me haha!
Lucas NO PLUGGING BABIES!
okay, that's an "I guess you had to be there" one
Twigz I've got goon, I've got a bra, I've got an erection.. it's all good.
Me Okay, that's my labia..
Anth Isn't that some kind of dog?
Twigz ..or a middle eastern country?
...then on Sunday...
Me Two toes fit in there on Friday night..
Twigz OMG! They're invading Libya!
Anth Nah, 6 pussies - Twigz is still here.
Twigz Hey! If I wasn't such a pussy I'd kick your ass!
Me Liz, what's your stance on threesomes?
Magenta What - the first one we had or the second one we're going to?
Schizo (to the basic tune of 12 Days of Christmas) 5 boys, 4 girls 2 cats and a half litre of 1.4!
messy. ;)
[ 19 May 2002: Message edited by: anna! ]
 
ade fenton, saturday night.
acub = a certain un-named bluelighter. troy was mixing and we were just wondering when simon coyle was coming on, as it was past the advertised time. the tempo of the music changes, and gets progressively harder. i look at the dj's booth.
me : man, simon coyle's on!
acub (after having a look) : nah dude, that's still troy.
we stare at each other
me (grinning) : it's kicking in!
an hour later
acub : i love this shit, it's just like the cd, except louder, and with heaps of random people!
chilling on the stage.
shake hands with a guy, doing the introduction.
me : manny.
him : daniel
me : no, it's manny.
him : yeah, daniel.
me : no, m a double n y, manny.
him : yeah, and my name's daniel.
me : oh shit! i'm fucked.
him : and that's it from us.
hour or so later, same deal, shake hands with 'another' guy, doin' the intro.
me : manny.
him : daniel.
me : yeah, i know that now.
him : fuck, we've done this before.
me : yep.
at the afters, during a serious nang sess.
jake : life is like a double-ended fish-hook.
me : yeah, you're fucked at both ends!
one of the better nights i've had in a while :D . scat-central, check!
 
THE BATTERIES ARE FLAT ON MY VIBRATOR (permission was not granted for this, so the person shall remain anonymous)
It was sent to me via SMS - I'll show you if you don't believe me!!!
 
My first time on a Pill.
Me and my mates were preparing to hit the club. They went into a shop. I was asked if I wanted any chewy. I said, No, I don’t eat that crap.
Well, later, at the club, I was searching for my mate frantically (funny that, was at Frantic), he took one look at me and gave me some chewy.
Later I come up to him and said, “You know, I never dance, but I am now, but the funny thing is, even my mouth is dancing!!” (Referring to me chewing madly)
 
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