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Going to work high

^o dude, working night shift at a gas station..you GOTTA be stoned for that shit. we had a carwash and it was never used before like 6am, so i'd just hit the lights, close the door and my friends and i would have a fucking circle going in there at all times. add in the fact that the owner didnt do inventory at all, and ur looking at a gas station full of free munchies....all you can eat lol.

ya, i got fired, but it was worth it.
 
I love having my own buissness. I dont have to worry about me showing up without notice and finding me too high to be at work;)
 
I work at a gas station in my small mountain town and barely anyone comes here. The mechanic/owner is only here until 5 pm at the latest and hes chill anyways. We only have one gas person here at a time, its me and three other kids who cover the entire week haha. So we basically can chill here whenever, and it seems like its safer to get high here than many of our houses haha. We just smoke bowls, joints, drink beers occasionally, chop lines, whatever our hearts desire. Coke makes the day go by faster, plus its more fun to talk to customers. Also with a computer and music its more of a party than a job. Not too bad at all.
 
Back when I worked at a restaurant, I would go into work blazed/opiated/coked out/whatever. I once dropped a couple meperidine and smoked a joint out back with a friend while working parking lot security. The place had just opened and we had no business so I sat down on the front steps and nodded off with my head in my hands. It was awesome.

The other day I got totally fucked up on kratom and pot right before work and just said "fuck it". I quit today. Fuck calling people and asking for money.
 
Smashed? No. Still coasting on something I took hours earlier? Sure.

When I worked as an orderly in a nursing home, I woke up and came to work 4 hours after doing 120mg DXM and smoking some weed. When I went in to wake up this one 95 year old dude, his room was dark, and I became aware I was still a little bit faced. He sat up in bed and started whining to me about a health problem he had, the seriousness of which he greatly overestimated. It was all I could do not to crack a smile and say, "Yeah not only that, but your face is made of fractal patterns right now." =D
 
I've found that subtle doses of a weaker benzo like Ativan actually improves my quality of work, makes me happier at work, and also makes time fly way faster without compromising my ability to complete tasks efficiently.
 
jawsek said:
has anybody ever gone to work fucked up?
im getting ready to rack a line or two of speed and spend the next 3 hours slaving my ass off at maccas.
anybody think this is a good idea?
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dude..if you don't mind me saying so..i know its your life and blah blah blah but if you start doing speed at work..where will it stop??? sorry to bitch you out but its the truth..save it for the weekend bro
 
i have gone into a porta potty at a construction site with a preloaded 40 unit shot of coke ...came out with a hell of a ringer and found myself in the middle of a site meeting.....i was sweatin and claimed to be really sick...tried to hide my eyes
 
In my very early days (read: sixteen years old) I used to work at the fine establishment of Macdonalds. Not only did I used to punish flagons of wine before work but I used to inhale foolish amounts of speed in the staffroom to assist my friday nights shifts.
As for all other jobs, work stoned is work normally.
 
I used to work the nighshift at a Mobil gas station eight years ago. What didn't I do on the job? I would come in drunk, do lines in the back room, smoke joints in the bathroom. Then I started shooting heroin at work. My friend loves to remind me of the time he came in to visit and I was nodding off on the stool and sweating balls with the air on full blast in the summertime. The craziest shit I ever did was a speedball in the backroom. I heard the door alarm go off just as I was untying and stashing the needle. A cop opened the door to the back room just as I was about to walk out. I told him I was in the bathroom. Talk about heart palpitations, I almost blew a gasket! I also got laid in the bathroom and got a blowjob from some other girl while I had my coworker run the register. He wasn't even scheduled to work that night but just happened to show up to buy a blunt. What a job that was!=D
 
Goin to school amped up for 2 months raised my grades. So yeah, good idea.
 
Me and a couple friends work at the same place(nursing home) so we often find ourselves blazin' after school and then drivin' over to work together. I've learned to always have visine handy, last week though my boss hinted that he thought I was stoned and threatened to have me tested lol, i think the cook snitched on me. However, when the bosses aint there we be smokin' blunts in the freezer. One time I took two hits of cid and wanted to go to work but friends talked me out of it and i called off.
 
Stay out all night fucked up on E and totally smashed then go to work at 8AM still feeling high. Great and all till I start coming down and the day goes by soooooooooooooooo fucking sluggishly and I'm just barely dragging my ass around. Can't even concentrate on anything. Done that so many times I'm surprised I haevn't been fired yet lmao
 
I used to sell tvs at a big electronics store. I used to have my best days when i was tweeked out. For some reason, i use a lot of big words when i am tweeking. So mix that with the fact that it also made it easier to talk to random people when i was tweeking. Only thing that sux is that i couldnt smoke cigs when i really wanted one.
 
Depends on where you work ;) I've gone to work on all kinds of shit...but so does my boss so what can he say...
 
i have never actually gone to work drunk, but i've tossed back a few shots very close to the end of the workday. i've gone to work PLENTY of times high on poppy seed tea and other various opiates. i've never gone to work tripping, god what a nightmare that would be... but back when i used to smoke weed i'd go to work stoned now and then. i didn't really enjoy it, it just made me paranoid. thats why i really don't smoke weed anymore now, unless i'm by myself and enjoying a good book. weed sometimes will really enhance the enjoyment of reading.
 
zombiesarepeaceful said:
You havent gone to work fucked up until you trip on the job ;)
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Heh. I once took a tiny amount of acid one lunchtime before going back to work. It was about a quarter of a blotter that hadn't been stored very well, so I was just expecting a mild buzz.

Well, that didn't work out too well. It hit me a lot harder than expected. Cue 4 hours of dissociated weirdness and 100% concentration on trying not to appear fucked up. Never again. 8)

I've been to work mashed on GBL or GHB many times. They're good fun, pretty mild but they make you more relaxed and happy and sociable.

And I had a three day bender on MDPV, with 2 of those days at work. Good fun to begin with but I ended up in a right state. Chopping lines in the toilet just to stay awake cos I didn't get any sleep the night before etc. Fuck that shit!

:)
 
I've never gone to work "SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHED" but I've gone in fucked up.

I've gone in right after a rave, no sleep, lots of E and K. Needless to say, I was a zombie that day.

I've gone in on a light K high. No problems there.

I've gone in while tweaking, and did more in the washroom. Easy day (minus the extreme boner I'd get everytime I saw my supervisor (sexiest girl i've ever seen)) and some days I'd be awake from the previous day still, so I'd start to get minor hallucinations (more like little squiggles n lines n smoke), so that was interesting.

And there's been SO, MANY, TIMES that I've gone into work blazed. And, I mean ALL levels of being blazed. Meaning, just one bowl to be all giddy and relaxed. A couple bowls to be high and happy. A complete burnt-out day where I come into work after being high from the second I woke up. And finally, the times where I come in (not purposely) SO FUCKING HIGH. Like, I mean I would just be smiling at nothing in front of customers, or I would just start laughing randomly out of no where..That's a no no. I'm a cashier, so my job is pretty fuckin slack when I'm high, but I can't get THAT high before work (it usually happens accidently).
 
lolitsjohn said:
I use to go to my supermarket job tanked every once in awhile. It made the shift go by faster....at first. The end was always a drag.


Definately would not reccomend tripping at work though
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I used to go to my supermarket job tripping face on relatively high doses of dxm on a regular basis.
 
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