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Going to Jail / Prison: The Essentials.

2oclockbeanfiend.2 said:
^ When I was arrested in June '07, I think I waited like 9 hours to be processed before I could make my phone call. Then I had to wait 22 hours after bail was posted to be released.

But I got that print-out once I was sent up to the 2nd floor, after I made my call. Do you need to have your CIS# before you can make a call now?

Btw, if you get locked up in Broward, pray you go to Sheriff's North. That's as nice as its gonna get.
Yep you need the print out FIRST NOW, it sucks, i guess I could have asked for somebnody elses number to use but the CO's know who has a number and who dosent so they would have probably kicked me off of the phone anyway.................



PS- You know what BSO Stand's for?????.......................................................................................................... Bologna Sandwich's ONLY!!!!! lolololololol
 
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Lysis said:
hehe they get me for speeding all the time :(


They FUCKING SUCK!!! They have SEARCHED MY HOME WARRANTLESSLY (When I got Roped in 06) iam SOOOOOO Fucking Glad i just moved over to Boca Raton!
 
eckofire said:
as a prisoner can you order a pizza to your cell?


NO, 1, You have NO CASH.

2, They wouldnt let a pizza guy into a jail.

3, You have MUCH MORE important thing to think about than ordering a pizza, But it would be nice though.


For commisary you can buy cookies and paper and shit like that, They even have Cup of Noodles (Ramen Noodles). At least here in Broward County.
 
I was in solitary confinement in a county jail last year for 90 days, and I wrote about 2500 pages of chemical drawings--mostly amphetamine analogues--to pass the time.

Other than boredom, the worst part was being given slightly not enough food all the time except when you were lucky enough to have junk food bought from money brought to you from kind family members.
 
Try spending that much time as a vegetarian in a jail where they don't give you vegetarian meals, and nobody puts any money on your books for junk food.
 
Coolio said:
Try spending that much time as a vegetarian in a jail where they don't give you vegetarian meals, and nobody puts any money on your books for junk food.


yep they dont give a fuck if your a Vegitarian, YOUR NOT A VEGITARIAN IN JAIL lol, You BETTER get used to the bologna or starve............... :(
 
Damien8787 said:
Word! Johnny law doesn't take kindly to that kind of career. Keep on the straight and narrow Eddie. :)

Yeah, I know...jails, graveyards, and nuthouses all get their share of guys like me, who have lots of scientific know-how but aren't in the least cut out to be criminals.

I might have made that kind of mistake when I was younger, but God was looking over my shoulder and nudged me away from being that stupid.
 
I don't ever plan on going to jail, but I a very close friend of mine just got put away for about 5 years. So, I'll share what I know from his circumstance, and maybe that will help people. He knew he was going to jail about a year before he went, so that was a plus side, which doesn't happen to many people.

After his wife divorced him, he sold his house, which would allow him to have extra money. He decided to rent an apartment which had a month-to-month type lease, so he didn't have to settle anything up with his landlord.

Over the past year, he worked several hours to ensure that he would have money prior to being released, and he had a shared bank account with a family member.

Other things were delegated amongst friends, which he trusts, as far as taking care of his bills and his belongings, which were put away in storage.

He had let his employer know shortly before his sentencing since he was in and out of court for a while. However, I wouldn't think some employers wouldn't be too keen on the idea of having someone being sent away to prison working for them.

So, basically, he set himself up well for when he is released, which I think was probably the smartest idea.

But like I said, it's not an ideal world in which people can plan these things. So, if this is an instant thing, I would try to contact the person in your life that you trust the most to handle your affairs. If they are delegated out, be sure your friend or family member who is doing this is picking the right people to do the right work. You don't want to have someone who can't pay their own bills in a timely fashion handling yours, you know?
 
Not sure if this has been mentioned since I didn't read the whole thread. Usually you have plenty of time between your initial arrest and sentencing, in the US anyways. Quick and speedy trial my ass. I was arrested for 13 felonies 4 years ago. I spent 30 hours in jail after my arrest, saw a judge to figure out my bail, waited for just under two years before my charges were official, and then finally about two months later my first court date was set. It's been a total of four years now since my arrest and unless they get tired of taking me through the system and give me some crazy deal it'll be at least two more years.
 
When i went to jail, I got to make two phone calls, and there was no answer each time. So i was basically 'missing' for 36 hours. Released on OR.

Possession of Narcotics Controlled Substance W00t! jk.. it isn't fun having a felony on your record.
 
Oh yes... and when you're arrested usually you're passed back and forth between different holding cells untill you get out. I went through 12-15 cells in about 30 hours. Talk about mind fuck....probably why they call it the matrix here in Arizona. In the first several cells there was a phone you could use as much as you wanted, but you could only call land lines. 8) Probably only 1 of 5 of my friends has a landline...if I even know it. Esp always having a cell phone I barley know my parents home number
 
Alright if you get popped for simple possession or possession of liquor or something equally minor, don't make someone pay the $200 or $500 to get you out. They will just let you go sometime the next day. Fuckin pigs don't tell you that because they want your money.
If you have to spend a few days in general population of county, grit your teeth down, be quiet, and don't stare at anyone. Don't come in there talking a bunch of shit, be the quiet crazy type.
 
spaceyourbass said:
Alright if you get popped for simple possession or possession of liquor or something equally minor, don't make someone pay the $200 or $500 to get you out. They will just let you go sometime the next day. Fuckin pigs don't tell you that because they want your money.
If you have to spend a few days in general population of county, grit your teeth down, be quiet, and don't stare at anyone. Don't come in there talking a bunch of shit, be the quiet crazy type.
Don't you get that back once your trial starts or you’re convicted? It's just to make sure the person doesn't run. I know you can put a car or house up for collateral instead of cash if you want.

My friend got arrested last week and has to stay in jail for about 80 days untill his trial unless someone pays bail, which is like 120k. 8) Luckily that 80 days is going to count towards whatever he's convicted for, but I don't think that's always the case.
 
Damien8787 said:
In this thread I have learned:
How to smuggle bullets into jail.
How to break out of jail.
That I should learn to use a phone.
And jail is optional.
:D

This comment made my day =D I would have enjoyed it more if I had my anxiety meds filled
 
a friend of mine just got charged with rape, his psychotic ex-girlfriend helped entirely in getting him charged. he never raped her. they were both a little crazy.

anyway, he recieved something like ten years. Because you are placed around similar offenders, wouldn't the 'rape' block be the place where the most rape occurs? just a really fun thought i'd had. better go put some money in his commissary
 
FlamingSeveredHead said:
Here in Dade County, you get two free bologna sandwiches. :)

Same in Dallas. In Lou Sterrett, they gave me two free sandwiches. I proceeded to eat the meat and use the pieces of bread as a pillow.%)
 
MethaContin said:
2, They wouldnt let a pizza guy into a jail.

I gotta speak my piece on this. it may not me the commonplace, but still this happened when i was in jail.

The "trustee" (the prisoner in our block who did everything the deputies didn't want to do) was friends with a lot of the deputies. Actually he knew them from before he was arrested...anyway once a week this dude would get pizza when he went down to reception to do some of his "trustee" duties.

It doesn't sound like much, but after a few months in jail you'll be ready to stab someone for a piece of pizza and as far as jail this dude had it had it made.

so to get back on topic: become friends with the jail staff prior to getting arrested.
 
they just had an article in my city's newspaper about the jail... its can hold 882 inmates but right now it's holding double that and oh it's so old theirs no air conditioning except in the women's section. It's been in the 100's with the heat index the entire last week... fuck that

i hope my boy doesn'tt get sent their when his case comes up in july
 
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