Going to Jail - Need to get massive.

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andrikos1977 said:
im skinny.always was.1,78 in height around 80 kilos tops.i spend very litle time in some jail.

the guys who were the leaders are ALL normal bodytypes and many are shorties and skinny guys.but they WILL fuck a man up in seconds.some people are killers by nature.others by the life they experienced.i think u are really scared and as one guy above said,no matter how big u are,them carnivores will smell that fear and devour you.anyway back to my experience.i got jumped by this monster the second day inside.he beat the crap out of me.after 3-4 days he jumped me again.that time he obliterated me.he was demanding some pretty weird shit from me.after 3 days hospitilised i took something from someone went up to him and told him im gonna devote the rest of my days on how to split his neck artery.he looked me in the eyes and he never bothered me again.its almost certain u will go through sum tough situations but i think is best to go down a few times as a fighter and earn your respect soon enough than avoiding contact and living constantly in fear and uncertainty.

of course the stronger u are the better but prison has other rules.when they say the strongets survives sometimes they mean the strongets is the one with both a healthy body AND a mind.

i wish u a peacefull time man.
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wish ide just read this then agreed.
 
What aload of shit posted in this thread! I'm an ex soccer hooligan, banned from every stadium in europe and have Cat A status. So i know how to fight and to be frank enjoy it. I have been inside 5 times, the last time was for taking a guys eye out with the knife he tried to stab me with, i knocked his pal out first and then got the second one as he went for his pocket.

I have been in one fight in the 5 times i have been in never been bullied and never been raped. I started the first fight through name calling.

Forget bulking up or learning to fight. When you go inside just be yourself although dont let anyone call you names etc, cause it will start light heartedly and get progressivelly worse and because you accepted it in the beginning it will be hard to speak out against. If shit gets bad attack in front of the officers. The person you will fight will be put on your record as a KE known enemy and you will be kept apart in different halls. Also the screws will stop it within 25 seconds! Also if you NEED to fight do it at dinner time infront of everyone, as most people in jail want a victim who wont fight back. There bullies.

In my experience you wont have to fight tho, its a long shot. Juts be yourself and treat others as you expect to be treated. If anyone offers an opinion on another inmate just nod, dont even agree with them as sometimes MR x migth come over to you and say he that MR Y is a bit of a cunt, you can say yeah i know then MR X goes over and tells MR Y you said he is a cunt. People are bored in jail and try to cause entertainment for themselves.

Don;t talk about what you have done in the past, some people try to make them sound tough but you end up gettng questioned and a little mistake can have you labelled as a bullshitter. So just talk about nice things and try to not give any strong opinions on anything or anyone just keep as middle of the road guy next door as you can.

You will be very surprised, obvioulsy outside is much better but at times you will have some right belly laughs and good fun in jail, you wil meet some good people who will help you. But don't take nothing for nothing in the jail and no matter how tempting it is steer clear of drugs as they cause nothin but trouble. Also treat the officers wth respect, plese and thank you etc but dont talk to them unless you have to or you will be lavalled a brown-nose scrw lover. But remeber that they hold the keys to your cell and will control your phone calls and showers so you really dont want to piss them off.

ignore everyone mate you will be fine, i have been in the highest security prisons there are here and 99.99% of people just want to get there time done! Its just like life, most people who commit crime do so through alchohol and drugs and there are considerably less in jail. like everywhere there are cunts but mostly people are cool

All the best mate and remeber not to worry, the fear of the unknmown is alwasy worse than the reality!

keep the chin up
 
also some people answer are to make a tool as soon as you get in or someone may offer you one!

DO NOT DO THIS for example if i was going to fight someone i would fight them, if i knew they had a razor in there cll i would takle them out before they got the chance. and i would use something to discourage them from retaliation with a weapon.

Also rape is bullshit
 
just noticed the date if this hoe the OP is not in jail, first time on bluelight i have seen some terrible advice. Why would you take pleasure in feaking a young lad out?
 
Yeah I just read through this entire thread as well, which I rarely do and although I got a few chuckles I also find it pretty sad that half of it is meaningless intimidation and mockery. I hope you're doing well OP...
 
Coolio said:
Being massive isn't going to help; if you do or say something to get someone to attack you, there's always going to be someone bigger to do that attacking.

Work on your confidence man. If you go to jail scared, the inmates will smell the fear on ya.
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This is true maybe not the smell part. Worked in a prison for 15 yrs. and they are the 'vomit of society'. Gotta say, dont believe hollywood. Didnt seem too bad at the one where I was. And it was a PRISON
 
Steroids are not a magic pill or injectable elixir you take to become king of fighters or some fuck off brute with the strength of one hundred men. A steroid cycle will not make you invincible. They are not the easy way to quick gains. They are not a shortcut. You will achieve shit with steroids if you diet and training are shit.

This thread is closed unless someone PM's me and gives me a very good fucking reason to keep it open.
 
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