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Going to Church High?

I love going to Church. High or sober. I prefer Roman Catholic Churches as opposed to new age types (the ones with the bands and the waving of hands, shouting Hallelujah, etc.), mostly because Catholic Churches lack the socializing that other Churches encourage, which I appreciate. Also, any Church that serves coffee and donuts instead of the Eucharist is lame.

Every time I leave Church, I have a deep feeling of altered consciousness, as if my soul has been cleansed.
 
Just don't do it on shrooms. "AND HE WHO DEFIES THE LORD THY GOD, WHO IS THINE SHEPHERD AND WALKS THEE THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DARKNESS, LET HIM BE CAST INTO AN ETERNTY OF HELLFIRE, DAMNATION AND DESPAIR, WHERE DEMONS GNAW AT HIS ENTRAILS FROM NOW TO THE END OF TIME, WHERE THE RIGHTEOUS EYES OF THE LORD THY GOD TURN EVER AWAY FROM THINE UNENDING SUFFERING..." Need I say any more?
 
I remember when I was a little boy and they were teaching us about how Mary "The Virgin" got pregnant and I asked how that was possible and never got an answer.

Fuck church

... ever read the Gospel of Mary? on Weeed?
;)

"… Will m[a]tter then be utterly [destr]oyed or not?"
The Savior replied, "Every nature, every modeled form, every creature, exists in and with each other. They will dissolve again into their own proper root. For the nature of matter is dissolved into what belongs to its nature. Anyone with two ears able to hear should listen!"

sounds like you are the church
 
Id go to that shit high ass a motherfucker and skip communion to get to the donuts and coffee first cuz i had the munchies
 
You guys should try cleaning a Mormon church/jail while high on acid at 4 am. Quite an interesting experience, although it was more surreal than spooky.
 
Worst part about RC mass, theres always that one baby who wont shut the fuck up
 
I went to a community service food drive in a church on MDPV, xanax, and synthetic cannabonoids. It was immense to say the least.
 
well you coaxing me into responding to that isnt really containing it at all
 
its not all me

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As a good Irish catholic atheist i have of course gone to church both drunk and high. The last time i got dragged to church there was lot's of beer, hash and Valium involved. That might explain why my memory of it is rather hazy :\
 
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