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Zopiclone bandit
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Yeah I saw that on channel 4.Barely watch TV but last night I watched "the man with a penis on his arm" has anyone seen it?
The phonecall at the start made me laugh so hard.
Imagine him on Naked Attraction
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Zopiclone bandit
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I'm with you on that one.
When I saw it on the program guide I had to read it twice, when he said about it going black & dropping off I knew I'd found a unique show.
You laugh when you saw it?
stardust10
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It was it flopping about on his arm and it was quite a big one 
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Well if you’re gonna ask for one you ain’t gonna ask for a small one are you.
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You fuckin better hadn't have done.
Whilst I'm sure they would appreciate the extra business, that's MY fuckin corner shop and MY fuckin precious...
Jackal
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Just been to visit an old stoner I know
Have me this strange looking weed that grows out of a 4m high bush in his yard, definitely not normal stuff
Think it's something they rub into hash in other parts of the world
Always nice to have something new
Poor old fucker had a leg taken off below the knee a few months ago because of age, diabetes and gangrene and is now learning how to use a prosthesis at the ripe age of 78, fair play to him
Have me this strange looking weed that grows out of a 4m high bush in his yard, definitely not normal stuff
Think it's something they rub into hash in other parts of the world
Always nice to have something new
Poor old fucker had a leg taken off below the knee a few months ago because of age, diabetes and gangrene and is now learning how to use a prosthesis at the ripe age of 78, fair play to him
Is that like Kate Bushes 'the man with a child in his eyes' ?Barely watch TV but last night I watched "the man with a penis on his arm" has anyone seen it?
Jackal
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Just had the vet around for doggo vaccines and flea and tick prevention treatment
Pure comedy - both dogs know exactly who he is by now and they both associate him with needles
Soon as I touched one she started this primordial wailing and crying like we were cutting her head off or something! All we were doing was dosing Bravetca down her gullet lol
Pure comedy - both dogs know exactly who he is by now and they both associate him with needles
Soon as I touched one she started this primordial wailing and crying like we were cutting her head off or something! All we were doing was dosing Bravetca down her gullet lol
Jabberwocky
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morning guys. its my birthday and i am in lisbon going to check out a tile museum then have dinner in a fancy restaurant.
this won't definitely happen to you if you quit drugs but it might, and you should bear that in mind.
beats the birthday where i wasn't allowedby security into the shop i wanted to sell my watch in for crack money, or the one just out of the worst psych hospitalisation of my life waiting for residential treatment, or the one where i was nodding out in front of my family at dinner while insisting i was just very tired.
this won't definitely happen to you if you quit drugs but it might, and you should bear that in mind.
beats the birthday where i wasn't allowedby security into the shop i wanted to sell my watch in for crack money, or the one just out of the worst psych hospitalisation of my life waiting for residential treatment, or the one where i was nodding out in front of my family at dinner while insisting i was just very tired.
Jackal
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Whoop whoop!!! Happy birthday @chinup
I know it's ungentlemanly to ask a ladies' age, but I'm no fuckin gentleman. So how many rings have you got in yer trunk?
Although I gave up (hard) drugs over a decade ago now, there's still no prospect of me ever dining out in Lisbon (or anywhere else for that matter) - for several reasons:
1. I'm permanently skint
2. I don't even possess a passport
3. I'm such a piece of working class scum that the pinnacle of my life is Pizza, vodka and Karpackie - those good old British staples
4. Who wants to mingle with them forrins?
I'm quite content to massage my misplaced sense of self superiority by laughing at the chavs in their pyjamas down at Asda...
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Happy bday girl - have a blast. I remember Brimz waxing lyrical about that part of the world but it would be no interest of a clean living gal like you xx
Nurse Ratched
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Happy Birthday, chinup. !! Sounds like a great one. Happy for ya that you can have good ones now.
Well mummy was driving toerag no1 about to try and find me.Walking Max tonight and I come across a scooter wanker who thought he'd be funny puncturing someone's bycicle tires.
Unfortunately Max doesn't like scooter wankers and he pulled him off the scooter.
Good boy.
Toerag no2 was waiting on a scooter for me where this happened.
Toerag no1 tried attacking me with a baseball , good ol max putt a stop instantly to that he didn't come closer then toerag no2 arrived, jumped off his wanker scooter and came at me with a fucking knife.
Long story short Max got stabbed somehow I think the police took them away.
Max is ok and will be fine, the next fucking moron who tries that Max will teach him.
Good boy
Oh when pulling the dude off the scooter it was by the sleeve of his blouse as the guy lunged at his no plate to protect it from me taking a picture of it, not any body parts.
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axe battler
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Happy birthday Chinup!
The last person to swing a bat at me got short shrift as I took it off him and broke three of his ribs. My philosophy is anyone who attacks you with a weapon a. can't fight and b. is a coward - I come in to neither of these camps.
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