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Anyone know anything about hedgehogs?

Was out doing one of my early AM walks early Wednesday morning & saw a lump in the road, thinking it may be a purse I went to look closer but it was a bloody hedgehog in the middle of the road (NO bloody road logic it seems)
I was worried it may be hit by a car & hurt then have a slow death so I tried to scare it a bit to make it run into the next street & go be happy eating worms in a garden but it did fuck all, I jumped up & down flapping my arms growling at it but nope, it didn't give a fuck!!!!!

I gave it a very gentle push with my foot up its backside across the road, I didn't wanna hurt its paws or whatever it has to walk on, took a few mins to push the bloody thing to the pavement of the next street & I left it, it seemed to piss it self as it left some weird liquid behind it but it was alive, I'm not sure if they can get stoned from eating Datura, Morning Glory or maybe dibble on a spliff on the floor but this damn thing was like it had taken way too much MXE, it didn't move or do anything, not even roll into a ball of spikes.
A local house has Datura growing so maybe the damn thing was tripping it's little head off but I will never know sadly.

I've not seen it mashed into the road so I assume it's come out of it's trip & is now thinking about String Theory or a hedgehog OBE & thinks I was some bizarre God who came to rescue its spikey ass.

Is this normal behaviour for the damn things?
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
Anyone know anything about hedgehogs?

Was out doing one of my early AM walks early Wednesday morning & saw a lump in the road, thinking it may be a purse I went to look closer but it was a bloody hedgehog in the middle of the road (NO bloody road logic it seems)
I was worried it may be hit by a car & hurt then have a slow death so I tried to scare it a bit to make it run into the next street & go be happy eating worms in a garden but it did fuck all, I jumped up & down flapping my arms growling at it but nope, it didn't give a fuck!!!!!

I gave it a very gentle push with my foot up its backside across the road, I didn't wanna hurt its paws or whatever it has to walk on, took a few mins to push the bloody thing to the pavement of the next street & I left it, it seemed to piss it self as it left some weird liquid behind it but it was alive, I'm not sure if they can get stoned from eating Datura, Morning Glory or maybe dibble on a spliff on the floor but this damn thing was like it had taken way too much MXE, it didn't move or do anything, not even roll into a ball of spikes.
A local house has Datura growing so maybe the damn thing was tripping it's little head off but I will never know sadly.

I've not seen it mashed into the road so I assume it's come out of it's trip & is now thinking about String Theory or a hedgehog OBE & thinks I was some bizarre God who came to rescue its spikey ass.

Is this normal behaviour for the damn things?
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Not got a clue but cunts sometimes put milk out for cats/hedgehogs which gives them the shits.
 
axe battler said:
Neva IV'd coke but that's a fuckin choon I'd like to smoke crack to
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A Guy Called Gerald is a Legend, 28 Gun Badman is a classic track.

You never shot coke or crack??!!
When you IV good crack itit comes on different to smoking & I think shooting crack is so good it's dangerous, I could easily shut myself in a room & shoot a couple of grand over 2/3 days. Shooting crack is an experience every proper drug user should do once in their life IMHO.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
A Guy Called Gerald is a Legend, 28 Gun Badman is a classic track.

You never shot coke or crack??!!
When you IV good crack itit comes on different to smoking & I think shooting crack is so good it's dangerous, I could easily shut myself in a room & shoot a couple of grand over 2/3 days. Shooting crack is an experience every proper drug user should do once in their life IMHO.
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I'm too poor to buy crack.
 
i could fucking kill my boyfriend.

i made him aware earlier in the week he needs his covid pass for travel. nagging gets nowhere so i left him to it. so he does it on the morning of travel. it can take up to 7 days to verify id.

looks like i might be on my tod for this holiday. i paid fucking £50 so we could sit together on the flights.

any portugeuse BLers out there?
 
LoginNotSecure said:
I can sort a legit negative test result, not sure if that’ll be enough to fly though as I’ve not thought about travel in awhile.

Text and email confirmation of negative result will be from gov as normal.
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thank you. we might need to take you up on that, PM me what details you would need and if we don't hear back soon i'll get them to you.

recent negative test result is sufficient for entry into portugal. he does have 3 vaccines and we've both had covid so it is just a formality.
 
I assume you are going to Portugal?
Haven't the rest of "Europe" dropped those stupid laws also?

I know Norway has dropped all need to show if you have been injected & those lot are such a Nanny State, Red Leftist types with The State up your arse all the time, if a bunch of Communist idiots don't want ID yet Portugal does I'm lost for words!!!
 
BelleRed said:
You are advising people to break laws. As a supposed doctpr you could be struck off for that. Shame on you.
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What you mean with this shame on you rubbish?

More power to him if it's true, I think it's 100% fine to do & everyone has had covid by this point anyway.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
I assume you are going to Portugal?
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yep, everyone says its super nice and the weather forecast is fucking beautiful.

Zopiclone bandit said:
Haven't the rest of "Europe" dropped those stupid laws also?
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apparently not, though i think they are stupid too. i supported them earlier on but at this point i can't see what benefit it has apart from causing people stress.

BelleRed said:
Fake documents is criminal sctivity. This site is for harm reduction, not crime.
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to be fair, the entire website is about reducing harm in what is, in most countries, criminal activity.

you'll be glad to know that 2 mins after we shelled out for him to get a rapid test at the airport, he got his covid pass through. hopefully we can get a refund on the test now.
 
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